If I Were A Weapon - a White Collar AU, serial killer Neal

Oct. 3rd, 2012 02:58 am
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Title: If I Were a Weapon

Author: aunt_zelda

Characters, Pairings: Neal Caffrey/OFC, Peter/El, Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El, Mozzie, OMC.

Rating: R, for violence, disturbing content, and sex.

Word Count: 3,792

Warnings: Dub-con, descriptions of serial killings, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, light bondage, un-beta’d.

Disclaimer: I do not own White Collar, this is made for fan-purposes, I am making no money off of this, etc.

Summary: 6 drabbles for a White Collar AU. Neal is a serial killer instead of a con artist. So is Mozzie. Neal finds lodging with a hybristophiliac instead of June. Otherwise, the story is pretty much the same, except with murders instead of white collar crimes.

A/N: So, I discovered the community [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic and, while scanning through reposts of prompts, discovered one that just wouldn’t let me go: “White Collar, Neal, he's a serial killer, not a con artist.” So I filled it that night, despite being tired and busy with essays. And then I started to write more, and people wanted more, and god help me but I couldn’t stop writing. So here’s some “drabbles” that ran away and dragged me along for the ride.





( 6 drabbles of strangeness )


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Silence is Golden - Insano/Linkara/Spoony fic

Jun. 26th, 2011 11:50 pm
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Title: Silence is Golden
Word Count: 2,535
Rating: R-ish for language and sexual situations
Characters, Pairings: Insano/Spoony, Insano/Linkara, Insano/Linkara/Spoony
Disclaimer: I own nothing and mean no disrespect to the real live peoples.
Warnings: gagging, double-teaming, un-beta’d fanfiction
Summary: Spoony gets fed up with his housemate’s epic battles with Linkara and decides to change things up a bit. Insano is more than happy to comply.
A/N: For reimukay, for filling the “Harvey as Heer Halewijn” prompt so epically and making my head explode. What was meant to be an easy smutty threeway ended up getting way too much set-up and not nearly enough smut. First time I’ve posted fic in what feels like years, and it took me a while, what with work and projects and sleep. I wanted to get this done before Suburban Knights went up, otherwise it might never have gotten finished. 



( Warning: unbeta'd threeway! )
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Yar! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! (Also, Humon's webcomics)

Sep. 19th, 2010 11:32 am
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 Yar, Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day me hearties! I be so tickled pink that I remembered this fine festival this year, usually I need some swabber to remind me! 
Oh, and if ye ain't set eyes upon this fine beauty of a webcomic by the name o' Weregeek, yer a bilge rat who ought ta keelhaul yerself, savvy? It's filled ta the brim with jokes and references that'll set ya rolling on the deck, and characters that are the spittin' images of yer mates, if not yerself! It's a mighty fine prize, and today that brave crew led by Captain Alina Pete updated on a Sunday for this very Holiday! 
( Humon's webcomics, WAZT Niels, and a quick bit about polyamory )
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Book Recomendation (Plus a summary about my life, and some alerts)

May. 20th, 2008 04:27 pm
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Ok, I just read Persepolis today, finished it about ten minutes ago, actually, and I don't know if it was the rotten day I had today or the fact that the full moon is tonight or the whacky horoscope thing or what, but that book made me cry. (Hugs would be nice right now.)
Of course, you should all go and read that book (Persepolis is by Marajane Satrapi, which is an awesome name IMHO.) It's done in comic form (which threw me off for a while, because my manga addiction makes me automatically read comic books right to left) and very cute. But it's very ... intense. There are cute funny bits that make it seem like something you'd show to kids to explain what it was like in Iran, and there's bits that disturbed even me, and you know how much harder it's gotten to squick me out these days. *blinks furiously* I've got that awful sick feeling you get in your throat when you've been crying ... I'm going to watch some Reaper now ...

In other news, I've been watching Monk via Netflix, my father is going to a Libertarian Convention this weekend, I might be going to a dance party this weekend, and my LJ anniversary is coming up!
Also, the due date for a literary magazine I'm inexplicably running (again) is this Friday, so I'm cobbling together some of my works and poems and junk and trying not to freak out. These next few weeks will be very stressful on me, so you'll be hearing even less from me, I'm afraid. *sigh* I'm working on some Academy!Fic for you Doctor/Master lot, I really am, aimisan read some over my shoulder on the road trip yesterday (she likes them, despite being squicked about the whole OT3 implications, but that comes LATER, they're still really young!)
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What aunt_zelda Thinks: Reprise of 'Fragments' and Review of 'Exit Wounds'

Apr. 21st, 2008 10:43 pm
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The House (OT3 Fic)

Nov. 28th, 2007 08:41 pm
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Title: The House

Rating: R. (OT3)

Characters:  Noah Bennet, Peter Petrelli, Claude Raines

Pairings: Plaude, Noah/Claude, Noah/Peter, Noah/Peter/Claude. One-sided West/Noah.

Word Count: 442

Warnings: Watch Heroes. Every episode. Otherwise, it’s not safe here for you here.

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left. I’ve only written OT3 once before and that involved Captain Jack Harkness, so it wasn’t very difficult …                                                                 

Summary: Sometimes all three of them end up in the house.

My Thoughts: Erm, I don’t know where this came from because OT3 is not really my style. I made this up in the shower of all places, and this fic really, really embarrasses me. I apologize for the hinted one-sided West/Noah because EWWW! *red with shame*

 

 

 

 

 

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Elle (Plaude and Jack Fic)

Oct. 21st, 2007 03:07 pm
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Title: Elle

Rating: R for FOUL LANGUAGE.

Pairings: Peter/Doctor Claude, Peter/Jack/Doctor Claude, one-sided Elle/Peter (eeew! Het!)

Warnings: This spoils Heroes Season 1, up to episode 4 of Season 2, and Doctor Who Season 1. If you haven’t seen these things, why are you at a FANSITE?!

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.

Recap If You’re Lazy And Won’t Follow My Lovely Links: When we last left our intrepid three, they were partaking in an OT3 that sent many fangirls into flailing fits of death.

Summary: The fourth Part to my 'Poodle in the TARDIS' trilogy. Elle bashes her way into THIS slash. Peter sees Doctor Claude in THE PHOTO. I leave you with ANOTHER cliffhanger.

My Thoughts: Kristin Bell/Elle seems determined to break up my two favorite slashes (Mylar and Plaude: she was hitting on ZQ and her character is after Peter.) I wrote two fics about her threatening the Mylar:

http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/23281.html - Elle threatens the Mylar

http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/24309.html - Crime Against Slashers

And now I’ve written this.

Yeah, I have a feeling I’m going to HATE her … though, admittedly, tomorrow night she makes her first appearance, so I’ll know for sure soon enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Welcome to the TARDIS (Part 3 in my Peter/DW crossover trilogy)

Oct. 12th, 2007 05:11 pm
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Title: Welcome to the TARDIS

Rating: R for implied stuff (this is JACK after all.)

Pairings: The Doctor (Claude)/Peter, Jack/the Doctor, Jack/Peter, Jack/Peter/Doctor Claude *dies*

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady websites and catching up! Also, this slightly spoils Season 1 of DW!

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left. And if I owned Doctor Who, I’d be all caught up and not still figuring out what the hell Cybermen are!

Summary: Peter read Claude’s letter to him (see link below) and after Claude the Doctor got flowers from the slashers (see other link below.) Peter arrives at the TARDIS …

My Thoughts: This is for [profile] vampedvixen’s birthday, which is tomorrow. I almost called it 'Key' because Peter was somehow going to get a TARDIS key, and for a while I almost had it with the letter, but I changed my mind. Thanks to [profile] hunters_girl for the proper spelling of Raxacor etc. This is the last one (making this a healthy trilogy) unless people make death-threats or something …

http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/26874.html - Dear Peter

http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/30513.html - Flowers

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