Hope Rides Alone

I’ve been having really weird dreams this week:

Three nights ago I dreamed about having to move big bags of something that kept spilling from one car into another car (and stacked videos, the old ones in black cases) and I was standing between these two cars in a parking lot. Then some people (might have been the Heroes cast, I dunno … one of them looked like Niki/Jessica but her shirt kept changing from blue to red to light purple) approached from the distance on the other side of the car I was unloading from and I had to shoot them with a funky old-fashioned pistol.

Then it started all over again. I had to do it a lot. Over and over … so I would think ‘ok, I’ve gotta put these bags into this car and one will spill and that’s my cue to shoot them.’

… I don’t want to think about what all that means …

Two nights ago I dreamed that I was the Tenth Doctor (sometimes I was Ten and sometimes I was watching Ten) and in Torchwood. I was chatting with Jack (the rest of Torchwood was there too, I think) and it was rather casual but then he said something I replied in all seriousness, possibly channeling Nine: “You’ll have to torture me” and it got really tense and scary.

That frightens me.

Last night/this morning I dreamed (among other, more confuzzling things I can’t remember) that I was pregnant and attacked/spared/befriended by weretigers in a distant, previously-unkown land. There was also a log bridge and some nice natives I had to communicate with via charcoal sketches.

And THEN I was watching a fast-paced Heroes V3 promo that was set to insistent violins. I don’t remember much but CLAUDE WAS IN IT! I think he was slapping someone! After it was over I remember squeeing, and then I woke up and was very disappointed that it hadn’t been real.

*sigh* I hope this means Claude is coming back!

Title: Dear Peter

Rating: Erm … PG-13 to be safe?

Word Count: 436

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady sites and catching up!

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.

Summary: Remember how Ricky/Kensai mentioned that there might be a love-letter in the BOX (omg the BOX!)? Well, there IS! Read it here before Peter gets his hands on the BOX! (omg the BOX!)

My Thoughts: trippypeas snuggled me until I agreed to write this. She put out a commission, and in return she’s going to write more of that Roman Plaude fic! *dances about* And I’m no good at letters, so I hope this isn’t terrible. Also, I chose ‘March 21^st’ because it’s the first day of spring.

Title: Regret Is Not A Luxury/Angels Of Death

Rating: R to be safe. Dub-con … I think … whatever almost-one-sided-Mylar is.

Genre: Angst, sadness and gloom, lots of flashbacks, icky smut.

Pairings: Mylar, Plaude, Claude/Sylar, Peter/Mohinder

Word Count: 2,628

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should be watching the DVDs! (Which I still don’t have … damn amazon.com and free shipping!)

Disclaimer: Uh … obviously I don’t own Heroes. Wish I did …

Summary: So a while back I was thinking: why not take my two favorite pairings and mix ’em up? … this is what happened …

My Thoughts: I know I’ve used ‘Arthur Rosemond’ before but I love the name and I’m lazy. This is a depressing and happy fic. Also the last fic I’ll post for quite a long time. School starts tomorrow (perhaps I’m going to college … then you guy’ll REALLY have to wait!) and Torchwood is coming to BBC America and I haven’t gotten my laptop fixed yet … hope you guys love this as much as I do. *bids farewell*

Title: Drabbles About Claude’s Past

Rating: R for lots of non-con and some scary stuff …

Genre: Drabble, I think. Never figured out the exact word count for one.

Pairings: Plaude, Claude/Linderman, Claude/Thompson, Claude/Kaito, Claude/Noah

Word Count: 633

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should wait and watch the DVDs!

Disclaimer: Uh … obviously I don’t own Heroes. Wish I did. Then slash would run rampant, Hana wouldn’t be an infomorph, and Mohinder and Sylar would adopt Molly!

Summary: Claude has a bunch of flashbacks as to why he’s not good enough for Peter.

My Thoughts: I worked incredibly hard to get dates and ages right. This is also probably one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever written. And yet it almost borders on crack in some places … I’m just WEIRD. The last part was revised about two thousand times and I’m still not sure about it …  inspired by  ola_sw's  drabbles ... mostly the Linderman/Claude one ....

Title: A Parody Of Love (Part 3/?)

Rating: R to be safe.

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should be at nbc.com catching up!

Disclaimer: Uh … obviously I don’t own Heroes, because if I did, I’d have Plaude making out on screen instead of in slash fics or my twisted mind …

Recap If You’re Lazy And Won’t Follow My Lovely Links: Peter's a hooker. Claude's was a customer who thought it was a one-time deal, then couldn’t get the bishounen out of his head and went back for more. ‘More’ was rough and frenzied, because he wanted to get Peter out of his head. Turns out, that didn’t work out either.

My Thoughts: Dedicated to indyhat for the helpful tips. Nathan comes in the next part … Also, I’m really sorry that it’s wicked short, but this is what you get until next week. I’ll be missing from cyber-land until Sunday night, I’m afraid, and as my laptop is still busted and I’m still broke … sorry! Comments would be lovely, I’ll answer them when I get back …