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Title: If I Were a Weapon

Author: aunt_zelda

Characters, Pairings: Neal Caffrey/OFC, Peter/El, Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El, Mozzie, OMC.

Rating: R, for violence, disturbing content, and sex.

Word Count: 3,792

Warnings: Dub-con, descriptions of serial killings, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, light bondage, un-beta’d.

Disclaimer: I do not own White Collar, this is made for fan-purposes, I am making no money off of this, etc.

Summary: 6 drabbles for a White Collar AU. Neal is a serial killer instead of a con artist. So is Mozzie. Neal finds lodging with a hybristophiliac instead of June. Otherwise, the story is pretty much the same, except with murders instead of white collar crimes.

A/N: So, I discovered the community [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic and, while scanning through reposts of prompts, discovered one that just wouldn’t let me go: “White Collar, Neal, he's a serial killer, not a con artist.” So I filled it that night, despite being tired and busy with essays. And then I started to write more, and people wanted more, and god help me but I couldn’t stop writing. So here’s some “drabbles” that ran away and dragged me along for the ride.





6 drabbles of strangeness )


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(Disclaimer: no, I am not going to leave my awesome boyfriend for Oancitizen. I do not genuinely believe I have a chance in hell with Oancitizen. I am not going to become one of those creepy fans who makes a diary full of pictures and "Mrs. So-and-So" in it and stalks their favorite celebrity. I find him very funny, interesting, informative, and attractive in a way I can't quite pin down. Sometimes he does things in his reviews that make me wanna go edit the Fetish Fuel wiki. Hence, I fangirl. In the past people have sometimes been alarmed by my rambling squee-posts about reviewers, because I come off as hyperactive when I'm really just jotting down my instant reactions and then going on to other things in the day. Hopefully this disclaimer will prevent such alarm. It's just so easy to interpret text written at 1am in a way the writer never intended.)


Squeeing about Oancitizen, and speculating on my sexuality )

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 Yar, Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day me hearties! I be so tickled pink that I remembered this fine festival this year, usually I need some swabber to remind me! 
Oh, and if ye ain't set eyes upon this fine beauty of a webcomic by the name o' Weregeek, yer a bilge rat who ought ta keelhaul yerself, savvy? It's filled ta the brim with jokes and references that'll set ya rolling on the deck, and characters that are the spittin' images of yer mates, if not yerself! It's a mighty fine prize, and today that brave crew led by Captain Alina Pete updated on a Sunday for this very Holiday! 
Humon's webcomics, WAZT Niels, and a quick bit about polyamory )

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