![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aunt_zeldaTitle: Welcome to the TARDIS
Rating: R for implied stuff (this is JACK after all.)
Pairings: The Doctor (Claude)/Peter, Jack/the Doctor, Jack/Peter, Jack/Peter/Doctor Claude *dies*
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady websites and catching up! Also, this slightly spoils Season 1 of DW!
Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left. And if I owned Doctor Who, I’d be all caught up and not still figuring out what the hell Cybermen are!
Summary: Peter read Claude’s letter to him (see link below) and after Claude the Doctor got flowers from the slashers (see other link below.) Peter arrives at the TARDIS …
My Thoughts: This is for vampedvixen’s birthday, which is tomorrow. I almost called it 'Key' because Peter was somehow going to get a TARDIS key, and for a while I almost had it with the letter, but I changed my mind. Thanks to hunters_girl for the proper spelling of Raxacor etc. This is the last one (making this a healthy trilogy) unless people make death-threats or something …
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/26874.html - Dear Peter
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/30513.html - Flowers
A rather pretty young man shuffled his feet at the edge of
A light breeze ruffled his knee-length coat, and he took a tentative step towards the box.
He paused, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door.
The door opened, and a tallish, rather attractive man opened the door. His dark hair was sexily mussed up.
“Who the hell are you?” Peter asked, shocked: he’d been expecting Claude.
“Captain Jack Harkness, who the hell are you?” the attractive man looked Peter up and down, smiled, sighed, and called “Doctor!” over his shoulder.
Peter glanced past the attractive man and gasped. The interior of the box was … well, it was very large.
Suddenly Jack was pushed aside and Peter was swept up in a hug that might have caused him serious harm if not for Claire Bennet’s ability.
“You came,” whispered a voice that made Peter’s insides melt.
“Of course I did …” Peter murmured back, kissing Claude on the lips. “I fucking love you.”
Jack snickered. “Awww … isn’t that sweet?”
“Sod off, Jack …” Claude muttered pleasantly, nuzzling Peter’s neck and dragging him into the TARDIS.
Jack closed the door and watched as Peter fell backwards onto the TARDIS dash and be kissed for several minutes by Claude. “Get a room, you two … there’s plenty to choose from …”
Peter started to get off the dash, wrapping his legs around Claude’s waist. “It’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside …” he gazed around with wide eyes.
Jack snorted. “Don’t I get an invite to this?” he asked
Claude looked over his shoulder and Claude glared as only Claude could glare. “No. And if you watch us, I will find a way to keep you to dead, Jack!”
Jack winced. “Ooooo, such harsh words …”
Claude rolled his eyes and dragged Peter off down the hall.
After a few minutes of fidgeting, Jack turned on one of the monitors. “Well, at least I’ll die happy …” he smiled, leaning back and watching the screen.
~*~
Peter awoke in an unfamiliar – though comfortable – bed. He stirred slightly, and realized his was completely naked.
Peter sat up and looked around: he was in a smallish, cozy room with blue walls and no windows. A set of new clothes was laid out on the armchair, along with his jacket: Peter floated them over to him, got dressed, got out of bed, and opened the door.
He wandered several long and confusing hallways until he found a map and got back to the room where he’d entered this … ship?
Angry voices reached his ears before he rounded the corner: Claude, and that man Jack.
“I explicitly asked you not to watch us … you dirty, you sick …” Claude was saying.
“Oh come on! Sex it up with a pretty boy and you expect me to just sit around when there’s a monitor a few feet away?!” Jack retorted. “You know me better than that, Doctor!”
“I’m going to kill you.” Claude hissed.
Jack laughed. “Kinda impossible, but take your best shot.”
Peter peeked around the corner and gasped, feeling his eyes widen with shock.
Jack had shoved Claude onto the ground. He was straddling Peter’s invisible man and kissing him.
“Oh no you don’t!” Peter yelled, fully entering the room and throwing Jack into a wall with telekinesis.
Claude stood up, giving Peter a look of immense pride. Peter beamed.
“What the hell was that?” Jack muttered, staggering to his feet and rubbing his arm.
“Sorry, forgot to mention, Peter’s an empath,” Claude smiled, putting his arm around Peter’s shoulders. “Came into contact with a telekinetic …”
“You … you watched us?” Peter asked, a squeamish look on his face.
Jack crossed his arms. “I would have participated, but apparently you’re off-limits, according to the designated-driver.” He scowled.
“That’s right. You’re not touching Peter. I invited him here because I’m in love with him, not so you could molest him.” Claude’s hold on Peter tightened.
“What’s so special about him? And it’s not like I want him all to myself … don’t you understand the concept of sharing?”
Peter blinked. “Wait … are you … are you suggesting we have a … a threesome?”
Jack nodded. “Yes!”
There was silence. Peter glanced at Claude. “You know weird people.”
“Hey! I’m not the one who just tossed someone into a wall with my mind!” Jack pointed out.
Claude sighed, ignoring Jack. “Jack is a bit … eccentric sometimes …” he shrugged.
“That’s the understatement of the century … speaking of centuries, where to, Doctor?” Jack approached the console. “Past, present, future?”
Claude let go of Peter and began studying several odd monitors and flicking through some post-it notes with circles drawn on them. “Dunno … I’ve half a mind to land in Raxacoricofallapatorius and leave you there after those comments about Peter.”
“Would he even mind, though? You haven’t directly asked him, Doctor!” Jack looked meaningfully at Peter, who was staring at the console with a confused expression on his face.
Claude sighed very loudly and turned to Peter. “Ok, fine! Peter, would you mind participating in a threesome with me and Jack?”
Peter was getting a annoyed. He was inside what could only be a spaceship that was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside – which alone boggled his brain – he was back with Claude again, and a random man was pleading to have sex with them both at the same time. “Fine, whatever! Just stop arguing! Why does he keep calling you ‘Doctor’? And you never mentioned having a blue spaceship –”
Peter was cut off by Claude and Jack pouncing on him.
It was the strangest sensation Peter had ever experienced in his life. There were hands and lips all over him. He tried desperately to respond only to Claude, but it was confusing as Claude had shaven since
“Oh my …” Peter gasped as the three of them fell down onto the floor, one of them accidentally pulling a lever that made the consol light up and start making very strange noises.
Soon the room began to spin about, but Peter didn’t pay much attention to that as Jack had managed to pull most of his clothes off by now and Claude was over him and whose mouth was that and this was so confusing …
Now Claude was passing a tin of something to Jack. Peter started feeling a bit apprehensive, until Claude kissed his lips and squeezed his hand.
“Welcome to the TARDIS …”
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
Welcome to the TARDIS, indeed.
Date: 2007-10-12 09:48 pm (UTC)Re: Welcome to the TARDIS, indeed.
Date: 2007-10-13 12:01 am (UTC)Hee, glad you liked it!
Oh man.. I have to watch this show now!!
Doctor Who isn't REALLY as sexy as this ... though one of its spinoffs, Torchwood (starring Captain Jack!) is basically an all-out snog-fest between any two characters (regardless of gender, marital-status, or previously indicated preferences) and alien-hunting. But you HAVE to watch both! Doctor Who first ...
And you wrote it for my birthday, how sweet :D
Welcome! (I'm terrible at birthday gifts in real life, it's easier just to dedicate a fic to someone!)
no subject
Date: 2007-10-12 09:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:05 am (UTC)Sweet! I'm so pleased!
I can see Peter slamming Jack into the wall.
Hee, yeah, I wasn't planning it, then when Peter saw Jack snogging his invisible man ... *wham*
I love your Jack! You so brought a smile to my face with this cute little series.
Oh, good! I was worried I wasn't getting him right ... it's been a while since I saw him onscreen *sigh* I love to make people smile!
Hmm, wonder if Peter could get into a bitch fight with Donna to keep her away from the Doctor
I don't know who Donna is ... *sigh* I'm still about mid-way through Season 2 of DW ...
just greatness in this story!
Oh, I'm so happy now! I had a rather terrible week ... I could hardly eat because of a persistent canker and there were homophobes on the loose ...
(I DIED after reading your icon! So funny ...)
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:10 am (UTC)"After a few minutes of fidgeting, Jack turned on one of the monitors. “Well, at least I’ll die happy …” he smiled, leaning back and watching the screen."
Oh! That is soooo Jack!
Loved the whole story. Great job!
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:31 am (UTC)Of course he did! OTP!
And Peter accidently agreeing to a threesome was the best! Well, that and the actual pounce. *grins*
*grins along with you* Oh, I'm a devious one!
Oh! That is soooo Jack!
I know ... everything else I was worried about getting Jack right ... that one line I was confident on ...
Loved the whole story. Great job!
Thank you! *blushes and beams*
(About your icon - I LOVE that fic!)
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:10 am (UTC)After a few minutes of fidgeting, Jack turned on one of the monitors. “Well, at least I’ll die happy …” he smiled, leaning back and watching the screen.
I love Jack. Because he would.
Oh dear. Their sexy threesome made accidental time travel... this calls for a sequel.
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:33 am (UTC)Good! I love making people giggle ... and I got a heart! *smiles*
I love Jack. Because he would.
Yes, yes he would ... that's why I love him too ...
Oh dear. Their sexy threesome made accidental time travel... this calls for a sequel.
Oh NO ... I kinda wanted this to end like this ... lovely unconventional sex and new adventures just outside ... *keeps that in mind for later, though*
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:56 am (UTC)Oh NO. You can't end it now! But... think of all the wonerful time travelly things you could do with it now! And besides... loads of trilogies have fourth parts. Well... maybe not loads.
But... I guess you could leave it there... if you happened to be working on a VAMP!FIC.... XD
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 03:18 pm (UTC)Well, I guess ...
And besides... loads of trilogies have fourth parts. Well... maybe not loads.
Heh, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy did that for a while before the fifth one ...
But... I guess you could leave it there... if you happened to be working on a VAMP!FIC.... XD
Um ... what about a WEREWOLF!Fic?! I AM doing that ... lots of fuzzy Plaude and angsty Mylar ...
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 03:23 pm (UTC)You should see DW! Then this would be even MORE hilarious ...
I needed some cheering up, and this was great.
Awww, glad I could cheer you up ... I had a lousy week ...
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 05:43 am (UTC)Actually, the entire fic had me in hysterics. It was absolutely lovely. ^_^
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 03:24 pm (UTC)*grins broadly*
Actually, the entire fic had me in hysterics. It was absolutely lovely. ^_^
Oh, thank you! *blushes and beams* I'm glad I had you going into hysterics ...
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 05:32 pm (UTC)PS: Raxacoricofallapatorius. Tis the name of my journal so I've memorized pronunciation and proper spelling. I've also taught about 9 people to say it right XD
no subject
Date: 2007-10-14 01:54 pm (UTC)Awwww, thank you!
Jack is just so...Jack-like. You really captured him perfectly!
I was worried ... I hadn't seen DW or Torchwood for about a week, and Jack was hard to get ...
PS: Raxacoricofallapatorius. Tis the name of my journal so I've memorized pronunciation and proper spelling. I've also taught about 9 people to say it right XD
Thank you! I shall fix it!
*friends you* I LOVE your icon ... hee!
no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-14 02:04 pm (UTC)JK, it's ok! Thank you!
no subject
Date: 2007-10-21 04:13 am (UTC)That being said, funny and super sexy.
no subject
Date: 2007-10-21 01:25 pm (UTC)Ummm ... I can't go any farther than that! I'll be permanently red for years! *comforts you*
That being said, funny and super sexy.
Thank you. Well, there IS a new part that MIGHT be posted today ... no porn though ... sorry ...
no subject
Date: 2007-10-22 06:48 am (UTC)YAYZ!
no subject
Date: 2007-10-22 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-22 06:14 pm (UTC)