Dear Peter
Oct. 3rd, 2007 08:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aunt_zeldaTitle: Dear Peter
Rating: Erm … PG-13 to be safe?
Word Count: 436
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady sites and catching up!
Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.
Summary: Remember how Ricky/Kensai mentioned that there might be a love-letter in the BOX (omg the BOX!)? Well, there IS! Read it here before Peter gets his hands on the BOX! (omg the BOX!)
My Thoughts: trippypeas snuggled me until I agreed to write this. She put out a commission, and in return she’s going to write more of that Roman Plaude fic! *dances about* And I’m no good at letters, so I hope this isn’t terrible. Also, I chose ‘March 21st’ because it’s the first day of spring.
Dear Peter
Peter you idiot
Stupid poodle
I told you
Peter,
You’re alive. Thank god.
Ok, I know you probably wish you weren’t alive because you’re a bleeding heart cartoon
You probably feel like hell. Try to focus on the positives: you’re alive. So is your bloody brother Nathan the bastard grew a beard to imitate me, I TOLD YOU he wanted to shag you
All your sodding attachments think you’re dead. You should have listened to me about cutting them out
I knew you wouldn’t die. I’m sorry for what happened. Really. This isn’t one of my ‘uncaring invisible man’ tricks.
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Fucking bugger bloody HELL puppy I can’t even write a sodding LETTER to you
I miss you.
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You’re the only person I ever gave a damn about besides myself and ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠
Well I guess what I’m trying to say here is
oh bugger it
Do you want to come with me?
I know you’ve got your family which is buggered up on SO MANY levels but the world is saved now, isn’t it?
When I said ‘people suck’ I meant ‘humans suck.’ Well, most of them. I just seem to run into the ones that just shag me for a shag or shoot me or both.
I have a way off this planet. Remember your friend from the future? That’s a PARLOR TRICK compared to what I’ve got up my sleeve. Time AND space, Peter, eons at the tip of our fingers …
Of course, I’d understand if you’d rather stay here. This place is all you know; you’ve got roots here that go deep; and we barely know each other.
But I
I ≠≠≠≠
I love you.
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU!!!
There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back I can’t stop and god I just realized I don’t even know if you’re attracted to men AT ALL ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠
If you think of me in that way, or just want a ride away from here, come to
If you don’t I won’t send anymore letters, or make any calls, or run into you on the street. Never coming back to this planet again if you aren’t with me.
From
Love
FROM
LOVE
– Claude Raines
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:22 am (UTC)Thanks angel cakes.. Lets hope some others will take the call as well
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:05 pm (UTC)Nooo! Then you can't write the continuation of the Roman Plaude fic! *necromancies you back up*
"There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back." I loved that little bit..
Oh, good! I thought that was overkill ... guess not!
Lets hope some others will take the call as well
Let's hope!
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:47 pm (UTC)there's already a new one up..
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:23 am (UTC)<3 That was awesome, dear.
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:06 pm (UTC)Awww ... thanks darling!
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:30 am (UTC)Heh, Claude thinks Nathan's trying to imitate him. Actually, he might not be too far off with that one. :)
"I miss you." & "I love you." Awwwww.
*facepalm* I can't believe you made Claude be the Doctor. *cracks up* Yeah, I know alot of people are doing it. But I still find it funny. :)
Again, I loved this! Claude was so sweet. Which is so unlike him, but for some reason it always works. Thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:15 pm (UTC)Oh yay! I love this too!
Heh, Claude thinks Nathan's trying to imitate him. Actually, he might not be too far off with that one. :)
Yeah, but Nathan doesn't seem to get that 'nasty dead prehistoric creature glued to the bottom of your face' isn't 'sexy scruffy beard' like Claude's ...
"I miss you." & "I love you." Awwwww.
Yeah, Claude got sappy ...
*facepalm* I can't believe you made Claude be the Doctor. *cracks up* Yeah, I know alot of people are doing it. But I still find it funny. :)
It just jumped out, and then it made perfect sense! I love making Claude Nine ...
Again, I loved this! Claude was so sweet. Which is so unlike him, but for some reason it always works. Thanks for sharing!
Welcome! Thanks for reading (you new? I don't remember you about before ...)
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Date: 2007-10-04 01:44 am (UTC)Also? The Doctor Who crossover bits? Hehe.. yay!
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Date: 2007-10-04 12:19 pm (UTC)Why do people ALWAYS accuse me of being on drugs?! I have never, am not, and will never try drugs! Argh! *friends you*
Also? The Doctor Who crossover bits? Hehe.. yay!
I do that a lot ... I love Nine, and Claude, and Plaude ... I almost put in a bit about Claude asking if Peter minded an cute bi guy from the 51st century, but I changed my mind ...
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Date: 2007-10-04 01:55 am (UTC)Peter would be a
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Date: 2007-10-04 04:17 pm (UTC)Thank you! That's exactly what I wanted to hear! And there's always a chance that Claude'll become Nine in my fics ...
Peter would be a perfect depressing crazy amazing companion.
Indeed! All of the above! *plans a strange fic where Jack, Nine, and Peter travel time together* But then fangirls would explode ...
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Date: 2007-10-04 02:18 am (UTC)So beautiful~
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Date: 2007-10-04 04:19 pm (UTC)So beautiful~
You did laugh a bit though, right?! *is worried* It was supposed to be sad AND hysterical ... but thank you thank you thank you!
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Date: 2007-10-04 05:37 am (UTC)How could Peter refuse a letter and offer like that?
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Date: 2007-10-04 04:21 pm (UTC)Thank you!
And I love how you made Claude the Doctor. It makes perfect sense. lol
I do that a lot in my head ... it'll be happening more and more now ...
How could Peter refuse a letter and offer like that?
I KNOW! After reading that he'd teleport to London, bang on the TARDIS, and have mad, hot smut with Claude as they travel through time and space ...
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Date: 2007-10-04 02:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-04 04:23 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Heehee, Claude just "finds" the TARDIS, right.
No, he's Nine! He's DEFINATELY Nine! *snickers*
I think my favorite bits are the crossed out lines of just swearing.
English swears are so AWESOME and FUN. American swears just can't compete ... *sigh*
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Date: 2007-10-05 12:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-05 12:26 am (UTC)Well, for this, not much more can be said ... you're getting there!
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Date: 2007-10-05 07:19 am (UTC)I especially loved how you started it off...... HI-larious
again..... brilliant and fantastic and...... :D
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Date: 2007-10-05 02:09 pm (UTC)I'm bloody brilliant! *dances about, scares friends*
I especially loved how you started it off...... HI-larious
That's how the letter WOULD start ...
again..... brilliant and fantastic and...... :D
*blushes and beams all day*
(I LOVE your icon! I say that word a lot ...)
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Date: 2007-10-05 07:36 pm (UTC)LOL At least you still got a heart. LMAO
Awww. I wish that would happen.
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Date: 2007-10-05 10:30 pm (UTC)I wish it would ... then they could air DW/Heroes crossovers!
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Date: 2007-10-20 11:06 am (UTC)I'm so over the BOX. It's giving me Lost flashbacks.
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Date: 2007-10-21 01:30 pm (UTC)That would be a DEPRESSING fic ... I would not write that ... yet ...
Sad and sweet and surprisingly un-cracky.
Thank you! There are SOME cracky bits ... but it just fit ... I had fun with the crossing out bits ...
I'm so over the BOX. It's giving me Lost flashbacks.
If you tell me a THING about Lost Season 3 I will kill you! With my katana! VERY SLOWLY! *hasn't seen season 3 yet, because I got started over the summer with netflix and the damn DVDs don't come until DECEMBER*
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