Diamanda Hagan and Oancitizen's Review of "Eat the Schoolgirl"

[aunt_zelda]

(Disclaimer: no, I am not going to leave my awesome boyfriend for Oancitizen. I do not genuinely believe I have a chance in hell with Oancitizen. I am not going to become one of those creepy fans who makes a diary full of pictures and "Mrs. So-and-So" in it and stalks their favorite celebrity. I find him very funny, interesting, informative, and attractive in a way I can't quite pin down. Sometimes he does things in his reviews that make me wanna go edit the Fetish Fuel wiki. Hence, I fangirl. In the past people have sometimes been alarmed by my rambling squee-posts about reviewers, because I come off as hyperactive when I'm really just jotting down my instant reactions and then going on to other things in the day. Hopefully this disclaimer will prevent such alarm. It's just so easy to interpret text written at 1am in a way the writer never intended.)




So we start the review with Oan in bed always a good place to start a review, in my opinion. (What I'm starved for cuddles right now, Sleep Cute is looking pretty nice right about now! It's like porn for people starved for affection! NEED SNUGGLES! *hugs plushie Cthulhu and monster teddy bear*) and he pretty much stays there for most of the review, under the covers. It's cute and just a tiny bit sexy at the same time. Yeah, I don't know why I'm thinking that. *shrug* ... *squee*

At one point Oan dresses as a Japanese schoolgirl.
I ... um ... wow ... I ... brain ... think ... speak ... 
*SQUEEEEEEEE*

[On a side note, I've started wondering if I'm pansexual. Crossdressers have always kinda gotten to me, and really, as long as the person is nice and funny and confident in themselves and likes some of the same stuff I like, gender and sex don't factor into whether I'm gonna like them or not, it's just a distinction my brain writes down in the margin. Plus, when I went to see The Slutcracker last December there was this dancer who looked like a guy at first, but then they all started stripping (it was that kind of show) and that dancer had boobs ... but also a package ... and, most importantly, SIDEBURNS (rawr!) and I was ... very interested. The sexy three-way-tango the dancer had been doing earlier helped with that, and the fedora hat, and the confident swagger ... does that make me pan instead of bi? I don't really care that much, I am what I am, but I like to have some kind of label to make a base with, y'know? Wow, that really got off topic, didn't it?]

Diamanda threatens Oan a lot in this review, but towards the end he gets the upper hand ...
... by going completely batshit insane, painting eyeshadow on his face and taking off his shirt and grinning and saying he's going to turn her into a snail. You can turn me into a snail any day, Oan. Seriously. I ... I have no words. Only grinning like a gleeful fangirl.
I'm afraid I enjoyed the bit where he snapped FAR too much. It seems I have two types when it comes to guys: long, lanky, adorkable, and geeky ... and criminally insane. So long as I watch myself on the latter, I should do ok. 

Now then, I need to get back to my homework. Bonnie and Clyde isn't going to watch itself, after all. *will probably watch White Collar episodes all night instead* 

Comments

[cysfics.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call that pansexual, personally, more like bi with a thing for crossdressing.

Oan was okay, I guess. But... Hagan. I mean... Hagan. How can you top Hagan? She's so... I mean....

What, crush, me? Never!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call that pansexual, personally, more like bi with a thing for crossdressing.
Ok ... *shrugs* (I'm not gonna split hairs over this, I was just wondering.) But yeah, I very much have a thing for crossdressing. TGWTG has provided quite a lot of fuel for that fetish over the years. *smiles* Seriously, still haven't recovered from Lupa as the Snob, or Lupa as Nick Fury. DAYUM.

Oan was okay, I guess.
I just really have a thing for Oan. It's built up over the past year or so, and now I've got a fan-crush on him. *swoons* I keep thinking "ok, that's it, he can't do anything else to make me squee this much" and then he sings, or references Shakespeare, or snaps and goes crazy, or puts on a schoolgirl outfit, or gets tied up ... yeah.

But... Hagan. I mean... Hagan. How can you top Hagan? She's so... I mean....
Hagan is indeed awesome. I love her and I love her show. She's probably one of my favorite reviewers, simply because I watch all of her reviews despite hardly ever being interested in the stuff she's reviewing. With the exception of Doctor Who and some of the weirder low-budget fantasy movies, for the most part the stuff she's reviewing doesn't interest me or even makes me a little sick. But she's so cool that I watch every minute. Not exactly interested in her, though if she hit on me I'd be incredibly flattered and maybe ... ok, certainly maybe I've got a secret desire to play her evil sidekick, or even a minion for a one-shot review and I'm jealous of the girl who bounced around under the covers with her in that one review ... *blushes*

What, crush, me? Never!
Awwwwww!

[phoenixjustice.livejournal.com]

Ok ... *shrugs* (I'm not gonna split hairs over this, I was just wondering.) But yeah, I very much have a thing for crossdressing. TGWTG has provided quite a lot of fuel for that fetish over the years. *smiles* Seriously, still haven't recovered from Lupa as the Snob, or Lupa as Nick Fury. DAYUM.))
I have a crossdressing thing too, don't feel bad lol. Of course you know this as we've both talked about nurse!Joker from TDK and stuff. It doesn't bother me to admit that I like it now, though I was a little wary telling people a few years ago my preferences and stuff. You and only a couple other people on here were the first people I told that I like girls as well as guys. As for the crossdressing thing. Me likey. Yes, Lupa as Snob or Nick Fury. Oan dressed like a schoolgirl...the list goes on. You're right, TGWTG HAS given us much fetish fuel over the years. XD

I just really have a thing for Oan. It's built up over the past year or so, and now I've got a fan-crush on him. *swoons* I keep thinking "ok, that's it, he can't do anything else to make me squee this much" and then he sings, or references Shakespeare, or snaps and goes crazy, or puts on a schoolgirl outfit, or gets tied up ... yeah.)))
I like Oan a lot more lately. I just watched his and Hagan's review yesterday and before that I had been watching his reviews. Having good internet helps--this way I can catch up with reviewers faster!

Hagan is indeed awesome. I love her and I love her show. She's probably one of my favorite reviewers, simply because I watch all of her reviews despite hardly ever being interested in the stuff she's reviewing. With the exception of Doctor Who and some of the weirder low-budget fantasy movies, for the most part the stuff she's reviewing doesn't interest me or even makes me a little sick. But she's so cool that I watch every minute. Not exactly interested in her, though if she hit on me I'd be incredibly flattered and maybe ... ok, certainly maybe I've got a secret desire to play her evil sidekick, or even a minion for a one-shot review and I'm jealous of the girl who bounced around under the covers with her in that one review ... *blushes*))
I really, really like Hagan. I love her attitude and her style of dress. And watching the "Eat the school girl" review made me realize I think I have a bit of a crush on her. XD