Hope Rides Alone

Title: Seven Deadly Sins and Seven Heavenly Virtues
Rating: R, because someone says the f-word, and the Joker’s got it bad for Batsy.

Word Count: 2,641 (aprox.)
Disclaimer: I do not own the Joker, the Batman, or Harley Quinn. I’m not sure who does, but it’s certainly not me and I make no money off of this venture, please do not sue! I’d like to think that I own Brenda Wayne and Harriet Dent and Randal Dawes, but if you ask really nicely I’ll let you use them!
Warnings: Foul language, some material that might be a tad disturbing to those faint of heart, vague descriptions of sexual situations. Un beta’d. LOTS of femslash. (It’s not crack, but the Batman and Joker are both women in this. I did a whole genderswap thingy copied shamelessly from cidercupcakes’s fantastic fic.)

A/N: So … more of Brenda and the Joker(ess?) huh? They wanted in on this contest, ya see, and … well, the Joker’s got a knife and Brenda’s got a lot of money! This is 2^nd person, again, and in a series of 14 very strange drabbles-ish scenes. It’s from the Joker’s POV, and when she refers to ‘her’ it’s Brenda Wayne/the Batman. Also, I apologize for Harley’s boy-name.

For those of you new to this series, every character who’s a man is a woman, and every woman is a man. Just go along with it, apparently it works.
Prompt: “Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.” – Measure for Measure (Act II, Scene i)