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Title: The Definition of Is

Rating: PG-13 (one of my tamer fics)

Word Count: 1,307 (aprox.)

Pairing: Rosie/Carter

Disclaimer: I do not own Princess Protection Program. The Walt Disney Evil Empire Company does. PLEASE DO NOT SUE ME! (Disney, please keep making movies with characters whose sexualities are ambiguous. It’s the only reason I watch any of your crap anymore.)

Warnings: A pairing I’m pretty sure none of you are familiar with. Femslash. Also, the girls concerned are both under 18.

Spoilers: for the movie. See the movie. It’s not half bad. The fic of these two that’s out there is worth the 90-odd minutes of silly-bland movie.

Summary: Post-movie, (but before becoming agents) Rosie is at a press conference and confronted with some questions that stir up flashbacks.

A/N: I watched Princess Protection Program last night. (I am an awful, awful person, I know. I was drained and bored, I watched a Disney Channel Movie, these things happen.) Uh … LesYay, much? All they needed was a little kiss at the end to fully cement it for me that the movie was the story of a closeted lesbian coming out with the help of a beautiful foreign princess. “He is not worthy of you” indeed! And the movie ends with the two of them being sexy secret agents together! Yes, I squeed at that, and I’m not ashamed!

I had to write fic of these two. HAD TO. I may write more. In fact, I could write another giant crossover (of doom) including that Spy vs Spy stuff I’ve wanted to write for a while now, tie it into that Carmen/Waldo story I started months ago (shut up, it’s canon and you know it!) and add Rosie and Carter: Spy Girls!

(No, I have not been spending too much time in the sun, why do you ask?)

 

Anyhoodle, hopefully this is compressible to people who have not seen the movie. I wanted to keep this sweet and tried out a new style (Rosie’s voice is hard, she sounds a bit like Dug from Up to me, ya know, not robotic, but like the translator is stuck on ‘formal’.) I refer to Rosalinda as such in the press conference bits, and as ‘Rosie’ in the italicized flashbacky bits, ’cause that’s what Carter calls her.

Comment if ya read (or know of a place I might post this …) or see any grammatical or spelling mistakes, as this is unbetaed.

 

 

 

Please read and comment, if only to say 'WTF? Write more Linkara/Insano!' )

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Title: Seven Deadly Sins and Seven Heavenly Virtues
Rating: R, because someone says the f-word, and the Joker’s got it bad for Batsy.

Word Count: 2,641 (aprox.)
Disclaimer: I do not own the Joker, the Batman, or Harley Quinn. I’m not sure who does, but it’s certainly not me and I make no money off of this venture, please do not sue! I’d like to think that I own Brenda Wayne and Harriet Dent and Randal Dawes, but if you ask really nicely I’ll let you use them!
Warnings: Foul language, some material that might be a tad disturbing to those faint of heart, vague descriptions of sexual situations. Un beta’d. LOTS of femslash. (It’s not crack, but the Batman and Joker are both women in this. I did a whole genderswap thingy copied shamelessly from cidercupcakes’s fantastic fic.)

A/N: So … more of Brenda and the Joker(ess?) huh? They wanted in on this contest, ya see, and … well, the Joker’s got a knife and Brenda’s got a lot of money! This is 2nd person, again, and in a series of 14 very strange drabbles-ish scenes. It’s from the Joker’s POV, and when she refers to ‘her’ it’s Brenda Wayne/the Batman. Also, I apologize for Harley’s boy-name.

For those of you new to this series, every character who’s a man is a woman, and every woman is a man. Just go along with it, apparently it works.
Prompt: “Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.” – Measure for Measure (Act II, Scene i)

 

 

 

 

14 very odd, possibly smutty, possibly disturbing drabbles. )

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Title: Heroes Pie-Wich, Part 1: The New Dead-Girl

Fandoms: Pushing Daisies and Heroes

Rating: PG-13, methinks

Word Count: 2,451 (aprox.)

Pairings: Ned/Chuck, Olive/Claire, more as the series goes on

Characters: Ned, Chuck, Claire Bennet, Olive Snook, Emerson Cod, Digby, Mr. Muggles, and Sandra Bennet.

Disclaimer/Spoilers: I only wish that I’d come up with the idea for Pushing Daisies, and I only wish that I could control Heroes. Sadly, I own neither, so please do not sue me, devote your time instead to sending ‘Save Pushing Daisies!’ letters to ABC or whoever will listen to our plight. I also don’t own the band The Might Be Giants. Spoilers for S2 of Heroes and S1 of Pushing Daisies.

Warnings: Femslash. Het love. Bad Jim Dale impersonations. Dogs with plans. Murder.

A/N: This is my first Pushing Daisies fic (well, unless you count that House/Wilson fic where they went to meet Wilson’s aunts Lily and Vivian); I hope I got the general mood right. It’s really hard to write this verse when you can’t color-coordinate the sets and have a hard time sounding like Jim Dale. I split it up into three parts, because it is so long and rather plot-heavy. In this verse, Olive knows about Ned’s ‘gift.’ All the backstory you need is in the previouslies. Enjoy!

Dedicated To: [livejournal.com profile] yaoi_anti_drug , who sadly had no time to write this and speculated about it with me instead.

 

 

 

*kerslump* Wow, this is FUN ... hopefully I'll have Part 2 up soon ... *tackles the plot when it's back is turned* )

 

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Title: Christmas (sequel to ‘Thanksgiving’)

Rating: R to be safe.

Genre: Holiday Crack/Angst

Pairings: Plaude, Mylar, Claire/Monica, a little Sandra/Heidi, Nathan/Matt, Noah/The Haitian, budding Molly/Micah.  

Characters: Peter, Claude, Mohinder, Sylar, Claire, Noah, Nathan, Monica, Micah, Molly, Matt, the Haitian.

Word Count: 2,470

Warnings: Lesbians. Lesbians in love. Please forgive me, everyone, I suck at femeslash. 

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.

My Thoughts: This could be really horrible but I’m too sleepy to re-read it. I threw up randomly Friday night and my relations insisted on a Lost marathon, gimme a break. I cut a bunch of stuff with Molly and rearranged things and SHEESH I am TIRED TIRED TIRED! I did MORE femeslash and I hope it pleases you all as much as it did last time. (Molly and Micah are about fourteen, btw.) This is VERY long, so you might want to read it in shifts or something, between inhaling turkey and singing carols and dealing with your relations. Merry Christhanakwanza and (bleated) Solstice to all!

 

http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/37998.html - Thanksgiving

http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/42011.html - Christmas Past

 

Some videos I think you should watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXVDD2i_h8A – Heroes Christmas

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YlogSOMS4wo – Buffy/Angel Christmas

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VQEmGC6VK8k – When Doctors Meet For X-Mas http://youtube.com/watch?v=B1PsEbL8248 – I Want An Alien For Christmas (DW)

 

 

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