Hope Rides Alone

Title: Puzzle Pieces

Rating: NC-17 for sexual content

Word Count: 3,351

Characters, Pairings: Carl, Quinn, Rebecca, Tacoma, Donnie/Tentacle Creature, Donnie/Rebecca, Donnie/Demo Reel Team

Disclaimer: I own nothing, none of the characters in this, etc.

Spoilers: For Demo Reel

Warnings: Non-con with a tentacle monster, mention of suicide, mention of alcoholism, bondage, orgy, frank discussion of sexuality, non-consensual voyeurism, guns.

Summary: The gang has adventures, sex, and character development, though not necessarily in that order

A/N: Part 2 of the Demo Reel Continuation In Space series thing. Not as short nor as lighthearted as the first part, but I hope it’s not depressing.

Part 1 (please read) Rage Against the Dying of the Light

Author: ohladybegood
Read By: aunt_zelda
Fandom: The Brothers Bloom/The Avengers
Spoilers: MAJOR spoilers for The Brothers Bloom (DO NOT LISTEN UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE), mild spoilers for The Avengers
Length: 00:20:00
Rating: R (for language)
Summary: Stephen is in it for the long con. But it's not the Avengers who are the mark: Stephen himself is. In other words, what if Bruce Banner was actually Stephen Bloom?
Readers's Notes: Please for the love of god watch The Brothers Bloom before you read this. It is an exquisite movie and the ending is a complex beautiful spoiler I wouldn't want to ruin for you. So, if you haven't seen it, don't listen to this fic Also, this is my first podfic ever, critiques welcome, I'm still experimenting with sound and could use some advice/constructive critiques.

Text: http://ohladybegood.livejournal.com/22856.html
Download MP3 http://www.mediafire.com/?1e1upe20q198on3

Title: Everything

Rating: NC-17 because EVERY KINK I COULD FIT

Word Count: 1,932

Characters, Pairings: Methos, Methos/OFC, Methos/OMC, Methos/OFC/OMC

Main Trigger Warnings: Rape, cutting, ageplay, bondage.

Warnings: Lots of kinks. Bondage, spanking, toys, mention of watersports and scat, femdom, bootlicking, chastity belt, electricity play, exhibitionism, gunplay, RAPE, cutting, puppy-play, infantilism/ageplay, shibari, iceplay, mummification, piercings, sensory deprivation, use as furniture, shaving, strap-on, threesome, BDSM slave auctions, fighting, voyeurism (consensual), bloodplay, rape/ravishment fantasy, asphyxiation/breathplay, execution fetish.

Disclaimer: I do not own Methos, or Highlander: The Series.

Spoilers: Some about Methos' past.

A/N: Fill for this prompt at comment_fic: Highlander, Methos, There is no kink he hasn't tried. I apologize if I've miswritten any of these kinks, I try to be as knowledgeable as I can but I've been known to mess up. Please let me know if there's any warnings it didn't put in, or things I got horribly wrong.

Title: On the Subject of Thralls

Rating: R for sex, torture, and dubious canon

Word Count: 2,588 

Characters, Pairings: Thor/Tony, Steve, Bruce, hinted Natasha/Clint, mention of Natasha/OFC

Warnings: mentions of torture, allusions to rape, D/s, alcoholism, PTSD, mentions of drug use, also I’m not entirely comfortable writing some of these characters so there might be some glaring errors on my part.

Spoilers: For Iron Man. Kind of.

Summary: AU where Tony was a homeless guy living on the street, with a sign that said “Will Invent For Food.”

A/N: So, I wrote a fill for a quick prompt on comment_fic. Then the story wouldn’t leave me alone and it turned into four drabbles. Because essays due next week can wait, I’ve got Viking porn to write! The prompt kind of ran away from me, and all of the sudden I was writing smut and dream sequences and angst and I don’t even know anymore. The prompt was: Avengers, Tony + or / any, there's a homeless guy on the corner who has a motley collection of tools stuffed in an old leather pouch. He carries a sign that says, "Will Invent For Food."

Title: If I Were a Weapon

Author: aunt_zelda

Characters, Pairings: Neal Caffrey/OFC, Peter/El, Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El, Mozzie, OMC.

Rating: R, for violence, disturbing content, and sex.

Word Count: 3,792

Warnings: Dub-con, descriptions of serial killings, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, light bondage, un-beta’d.

Disclaimer: I do not own White Collar, this is made for fan-purposes, I am making no money off of this, etc.

Summary: 6 drabbles for a White Collar AU. Neal is a serial killer instead of a con artist. So is Mozzie. Neal finds lodging with a hybristophiliac instead of June. Otherwise, the story is pretty much the same, except with murders instead of white collar crimes.

A/N: So, I discovered the community comment_fic and, while scanning through reposts of prompts, discovered one that just wouldn’t let me go: “White Collar, Neal, he's a serial killer, not a con artist.” So I filled it that night, despite being tired and busy with essays. And then I started to write more, and people wanted more, and god help me but I couldn’t stop writing. So here’s some “drabbles” that ran away and dragged me along for the ride.

Title: Around the World (Around the World)

Rating: R to be safe, but other than some swearing, violence, and talk of disturbing things, not much to be worried about. 

Word Count: 6,107

Characters/Pairings: Iron Liz, Welshy, SadPanda and his Nomads, mentions of Spoony/Insano/Linkara, OC Molly, Happy Viking/OC Kari, mentions of others

Warnings: Unbeta’d. OCs running wild. Me being verbose because I haven’t written for myself in a long time. Allusions to human sacrifice, character death, and a dream that could be prophetic or not.  

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these people. I’d like to think that I kinda own Molly, as she’s an OC, but you may use her in fanfiction if you like. Also, I have only a vague idea of how Molotov cocktails work, please excuse my lack of experience with such things. And Happy Viking is on blip, please go check him out because he’s great and needs more love.

A/N: I’ve had this kicking around in my head for a while now, ever since Welshy and Sad Panda and Panda’s Nomads showed up in the Denny’s Court AU. And I thought it was time for Slayer Liz to step out of the city for a while and have adventures of her own. And then this fic just spiraled out of control with a big fight scene, an OC taking up too much screentime, a bar containing a guy who isn’t even on the site yet (though he should be!) and a random dream sequence. Enjoy?

P.S. Doylestown is a real place, with a really awesome museum and a house made of concrete. Highly recommend it if you get the chance.

Title: Through Their Eyes

Rating: R for threesomes, language, and OCs

Word Count: 5,060

Pairings, Characters: Spoony, Linkara, Insano, Scarlett, Snob, and various combinations thereof, mostly implied. Also unrequited crushes of my OFC and OMC on characters, and OFC/OMC. Slash, het, lots of threesomes, and implied femslash that might be femslash or might be the girls just messing with people for lolz. 

Warnings: OCs, language, threesomes for no apparent reason, and did I mention the OCs? Also, this is unbeta’d.

Spoilers: for lots of things from the Denny’s Court AU thus far. I’ve linked to specific ones I’m paralleling within the fic.

Summary: Nora and Alex blunder into Spoony’s territory and lots of sex happens as a result. Wait, that came out wrong …

A/N: So I was going to write some short drabbles about some OCs in the Denny’s Court AU that I invented in the comments section of this fic, where they’d snark and have pillow fights. Hours and 12 word pages later, here we are. (What the frak happened to me today, wasn’t I supposed to get more cleaning done or something?) Constructive criticism encouraged, as I don’t usually write OCs, haven’t written in forever, and suspect that this is pretty bad as my brain isn’t exactly at 100% at the moment.

Basically this is a Lower Deck Episode with two vampires who started out more like Honey Bunny and Pumpkin from Pulp Fiction and then something went wrong or right and I just don’t know anymore.