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aunt_zeldaTitle: Through Their Eyes
Rating: R for threesomes, language, and OCs
Word Count: 5,060
Pairings, Characters: Spoony, Linkara, Insano, Scarlett, Snob, and various combinations thereof, mostly implied. Also unrequited crushes of my OFC and OMC on characters, and OFC/OMC. Slash, het, lots of threesomes, and implied femslash that might be femslash or might be the girls just messing with people for lolz.
Warnings: OCs, language, threesomes for no apparent reason, and did I mention the OCs? Also, this is unbeta’d.
Spoilers: for lots of things from the Denny’s Court AU thus far. I’ve linked to specific ones I’m paralleling within the fic.
Summary: Nora and Alex blunder into Spoony’s territory and lots of sex happens as a result. Wait, that came out wrong …
A/N: So I was going to write some short drabbles about some OCs in the Denny’s Court AU that I invented in the comments section of this fic, where they’d snark and have pillow fights. Hours and 12 word pages later, here we are. (What the frak happened to me today, wasn’t I supposed to get more cleaning done or something?) Constructive criticism encouraged, as I don’t usually write OCs, haven’t written in forever, and suspect that this is pretty bad as my brain isn’t exactly at 100% at the moment.
Basically this is a Lower Deck Episode with two vampires who started out more like Honey Bunny and Pumpkin from Pulp Fiction and then something went wrong or right and I just don’t know anymore.
Welcoming Committee
“We are so dead.”
“Shut up.”
There was a pause.
“Seriously, though, we are so dead.”
“I said shut up!” Nora glared at Alex. “I’ll get us out of this … somehow.”
“How? Have you forgotten where we are?” Alex gestured around the barren, windowless room. “Any minute now they’re gonna drag us outta here and throw us at Lord Spoony’s feet. Are you any good at groveling? I know I am, I just don’t know if you are.”
“No, I’m not,” Nora said. “I haven’t changed much.”
Nora and Alex had just reunited last month after three years of separation, but already it felt like they’d never left each other.
“I heard he’s got a collection of sand clocks of all his old enemies.”
Nora shuddered. “Yeah, I heard that too. Know what they used to call him a couple decades ago?”
Alex shook his head.
“Zealot’s Havoc.”
Alex turned pale. “We are so dead!”
“Yeah, I got that the first couple times,” Nora paced the room. “I just don’t get why we aren’t dead yet. Like, is he just a sadistic bastard who wants to watch us squirm, or what?”
“Maybe he’s watching us right now.” Alex whispered, eyeing the walls nervously.
“Now you sound like Joey. Don’t do that.” Nora didn’t like to think about Joey, it hurt too much, still, even after fifteen years.
The door slammed open and half a dozen vampires filed into the room. A female vampire stood in the doorway, busty, redheaded, and curvy in all the right places. Nora and Alex momentarily forgot their perilous situation and just stared: she was that pretty.
“Come on, you two, Spoony wants to have a look at you.”
~*~
Wordlessly, Nora knelt down on the floor and glared at Alex meaningfully until he did the same.
The silence was suffocating.
Nora concentrated on keeping herself from shaking with fear. They could get through this if she kept her cool … maybe.
“So, who are you?” asked a voice at last. The voice was male, and authoritative, but not as scary as Nora had been anticipating.
“Nora Greene … sir.”
“Alex Young, sir.” Alex’s voice cracked. Someone off to the side snorted a laugh.
“And why were you in my territory, breaking my laws?” the voice asked.
“We didn’t know about the laws, sir.” Nora said, staring at the floor and praying that this Vampire Lord wasn’t as psychotic or power-tripping as the rest of them. “We would be happy to learn them.”
“I’ll bet you would … and why should I let you into my Court?”
Nora blinked. Let them in? They’d gone from certain death to a possible induction into the clan! How had that happened?
In her shock, Alex spoke up.
“We’re good fighters, sir.”
“Are you now?”
Nora glanced at Alex, warning him with a look not to bring up that they’d heard there was trouble in this territory and the Vampire Lord could probably use fighters. It wouldn’t do to bruise the ego of any Vampire Lord, even a seemingly-sane one.
“Who sired you?”
“A man named Joey Martello.” Nora forced herself to say his name and keep talking, quickly to get it over with. “He fought in Vietnam. We were hitchhiking and he picked us up. He took us around the country and taught us how to fight … sir.” Nora had liked Joey. He’d listened to good music and liked to get high and was scared of forests.
“And where is this Joey now?”
“Dead.” Alex said that: Nora couldn’t bring herself to.
“Did you kill him?”
“No.” Nora growled and tore her gaze from the floor to look at the infamous Vampire Lord.
He was pale, with dark, messy hair and big eyes. His clothes were surprisingly casual for someone with so much power, and though he was obviously sitting on a throne of some kind, it was nothing more than a fancy chair at the end of the room. The sexy redhead was on his right. She was awfully distracting, so Nora looked back down at the floor, hoping that her outburst wasn’t going to cost her and Alex their lives. Alex reached over to her and squeezed her hand. He’d like Joey too, in a different kind of way.
“He was killed in D.C. and we couldn’t save him. Do we have to talk about this, sir?” Alex asked.
“Remember who you’re talking to, boy,” the Vampire Lord warned, not angry, not yet, but no longer coolly amused.
“Sorry, sir.” Alex gulped and gripped Nora’s hand tightly.
“So, your sire is dead, but you didn’t kill him. And you’ve been together ever since?”
“Not … really.” Nora tried to figure out how to describe their lives since Joey’s death. “On again off again, couple years together, couple years alone. We just met up last month after … what was it, Alex?”
“Three years.”
“Yeah.”
“And why did you decide to come into my territory?”
Nora shrugged. “Been here before, ages ago. It’s a nice city, sir.”
“I don’t remember you visiting.”
“We were human then, sir.”
The Vampire Lord made a “hmmmm” noise, and there was another long pause, though not as fear-inducing as the first.
“Get up, both of you.”
Alex and Nora stood up, chancing glances at the Vampire Lord.
“Let’s see how good you really are.” He waved one of the vampires on the sidelines into the center of the room. “Fight Stephan here.”
Nora eyed the blond vampire. “Can we kill him, sir?”
“No.”
“Ok, what about blood?”
“Wounding is fine. Feeding is not.”
Stephan cracked a smile. “Yeah, we only just met.” He winked at Alex. “Hi there.”
Alex blushed and Nora was torn between smirking and being angry. On the one hand, attractive male flirting with Alex (hot). On the other hand, other vampire flirting with Alex (grr).
She settled on “grr” and lunged, smirking as the blond vampire was momentarily taken by surprise.
After a few moments of kicks, punches, and Nora leaping onto Stephan’s back so Alex could get some good hits in, the couple realized that they weren’t going to be able to beat this guy. He was too good, too strong. They were faster, but he had way more experience, a couple decades at the very least, maybe a century even.
Stephan was bleeding from the face and Nora’s arm was dislocated before the Vampire Lord called for a halt. Alex wrenched Nora’s arm back into place, and several vampires winced at the sound.
“Fine, you’re in.” the Vampire Lord nodded in thanks to Stephan, who limped back to the sidelines and let a younger male vampire lick the blood from his face. “If you survive long enough you might make something of yourselves. Scarlett will show you your new room.”
The gorgeous redhead ushered them down the hall and into a small, windowless room that contained a bed, a chair, and a tattered movie poster.
“Bit of a fixer-upper, but it’s standard for newbies.”
“Better than the sewers,” Nora stretched. “Got any showers?”
“Yeah, they’re at the end of the hall. The Snob’ll send someone to help you get used to things tomorrow.”
Nora took a chance. “So, you and the Vampire Lord …?”
Scarlett laughed and shook her head. “No. Well, once in a while,” she grinned lasciviously, “But it’s nothing serious.”
Nora glanced at Alex, who nodded. “Any chance of you … joining us tonight?”
Scarlett blinked, then laughed. It wasn’t a cruel laugh, but a kind, amused one. The laugh of a pleasantly surprised person being flattered. It made Nora and Alex fall for her even harder.
“You’re adorable, you two,” she smiled, and their knees went weak. “Maybe later, if you survive more than a few hours in here.”
~*~
“I cannot believe we’re not dead.”
“Me neither.” Nora clung tighter to Alex. They were lying in their new bed, in the middle of their new room, in the house of their new clan. Nora was trying to stop shaking and Alex was paler than ever.
“He was so … intense.” Alex gulped.
“I was gonna go with ‘fucking terrifying’ but ‘intense’ works too.” Nora gulped. “Damn, I’m thirsty.”
“Me too. Who’ve they got to eat around here?” Alex asked.
“Well, not just anybody on the street, we found that out the hard way, didn’t we?” Nora giggled, which turned into a hysterical laughter, which turned into sobbing. Alex held her tighter.
“It’s ok, babe, it’s ok …”
“No it’s not!” Nora sobbed. “I almost got us fucking killed because I just blundered into his territory and took a bite out of someone! I didn’t know you needed a fucking permit and permission! I didn’t know!” She hated breaking down like this. She was supposed to be the strong one, all the time. She hated being weak, especially around Alex.
Ted
Kung Tai Ted was their first friend. He walked them through the rules and routes, introduced them to people, and taught them some kung fu moves when he was feeling indulgent. He was also a Vassal to Vampire Lord Spoony’s right-hand man (Scarlett was his right-hand woman), the Snob, but they didn’t talk about that much.
After a couple months of this, he informed them that their accomplishments of not-getting-killed and not-seriously-fucking-up and keeping-to-the-feeding-rules had earned them a place as Spoony’s bodyguards. The lowest level of bodyguards, the ones who sat out on the corner in the rain or at the end of the Denny’s by the door and did grunt work, but bodyguards nonetheless.
“You bored yet?” Alex hissed.
“Yeah, I’m bored.” Nora sighed, shifting in her seat. “What’s the point of being bodyguards if there’s nothing exciting and dangerous to guard Spoony from?”
Alex grinned and nodded at the door. “Here comes something exciting and dangerous right now!”
Nora turned and gaped: it was the Slayer! The new one, the one with the hat and the disarming smile. He wasn’t smiling now, oh no, not when he saw the huddle of Spoony’s Court at the table halfway down the diner. He scowled, and started to make his way towards them, missing Nora and Alex as he went.
Wordlessly, Nora and Alex slid out from their booth by the door and casually followed the Slayer. If he was looking for trouble they were already in place to get the jump on him.
To their disappointment, however, Spoony waved them (and some of the other eager members of his Court) down and let Linkara sit at his table and order some pancakes. Sulking, Nora and Alex retreated to their booth by the doorway, watching surreptitiously from behind menus. They both sighed when Scarlett tossed her hair, and glared at the Slayer’s back when he left.
“No. Fucking. Way.” Alex whispered, equal-parts scandalized and excited.
“Five bucks Spoony comes out in a couple minutes and asks us to go get rid of the body.”
“Ten bucks that they don’t come out for half an hour and they come out with their hair all mussed up.”
“They’d take longer than half an hour.” Nora grinned and then shuddered at the idea. Sure, the Slayer was cute and all, and two guys doing it was smokin’ hot, but him and Spoony? Ew. Just … ew. Unnatural, a slayer and a vampire together.
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Alex conceded. “Ok, ten bucks that he bites him.”
“You’re on.”
Ten minutes later Spoony left the bathroom, unaccompanied by Linkara.
Nora grinned and held out her hand. “Pay up!”
Alex sighed and fished in his wallet for the money. “’S too bad, that Slayer was nicer than the others. I thought Spoony liked him.”
“Spoony doesn’t like anyone.” Nora said dismissively. “As long as we remember that, we should be safe.”
“He likes Insano.”
“Shhhhh!” Nora eyed the bathroom nervously. “Don’t mention him! And stop trying to distract me, fork it over.”
Nora was folding the fiver into a t-shirt when a very nervous and red-faced Slayer exited the bathroom and hurried past the table without looking at anyone, especially Spoony. His collar had been turned up.
Nora gaped and Alex took back his five dollars. “You owe me ten, babe,” he said with a smirk. “And I think we’ll be seeing a lot more of the Slayer around here.”
“Oh my god!” Nora clapped her hand over her mouth.
“They … they didn’t!” Alex stared as the Slayer rushed out of the Denny’s: face red, hair mussed, eyes dark with arousal. He wasn’t even bothering to hide the mark on his neck. Alex’s tongue flicked out, tasting the air and the scent of the blood. Nora thwacked him on the shoulder, even though she’d done the same thing.
Spoony left the bathroom and returned to his usual table, settling in between Scarlett and the Snob. Scarlett whispered something in his ear, and by way of answer the Vampire Lord licked his lips.
“They did.” Nora shook her head. “Oh, this is … this is bad.”
“Not to mention dangerous.”
“And suicidal.”
“And … kinda …”
“Sexy?”
“Oh fuck yeah.”
Nora squirmed in her seat and tugged at her collar. “Go ask Spoony if we can leave early.”
“Why me?”
“Because I’m so fucking wet he’ll be able to smell it if I walk over there and I don’t want him to know that?” Nora hissed. Alex’s eyebrows went up: Nora seldom talked like that.
“So I’ll just go up there with a hard-on and ask the Vampire Lord with the infamous temper if his bodyguards can take the night off to go screw around?”
Nora threw her jacket at Alex’s face. “Hold this over your crotch and hurry. I’m not gonna make it to the nightclub district at this rate.”
They barely made it out of the diner. In fact, they barely made it to the alley. Luckily, the graveyard shift Denny’s waitress was used to that kind of thing by now. She considered it a tip.
“My lord?”
“What?!”
Nora flinched and Alex took a step back and tried to make himself seem smaller than he was.
“Sorry, my lord, we’ll come back later.”
“No! Stay!” Spoony glared. “Always. Knock. First. If you learn nothing else, keep that in your thick skulls, ok?”
“Yes, my lord.” Nora gulped. “Um, we’ve received reports about a disturbance in the southern cemetery,” and there’s a shirtless Slayer in your bed “and the Slayer was wounded last night,” but you already knew that, because he’s in your bed “and whatever’s going on in the cemetery right now is magical in nature.” Oh my god there’s a shirtless Slayer in your bed. In your fucking bed. Did you just go all Dracula on him? Dude, he’s like in a coma.
“How so?”
“Um, fire? Lots of … purple fire … we’ll just go deal with it!” Nora bowed hurriedly and dragged the cowering Alex with her.
“We’ll just go deal with it?” Alex whimpered. “Purple flaming flames of fire?!”
“We’ll go talk to Scarlett. And the Snob. Either they’ll help, or they’ll know some people who can help.” Nora tried to ease the tension out of her shoulders. “Then I need a freaking drink.”
Henry
Henry had been one of the people Scarlett had directed them to when they’d asked for help with the flaming flames of purple fire. He was an unassuming gangly Goth with a van full of supplies for dealing with supernatural hijinks. Like a trunk of fire extinguishers blessed by his grandmother (long story), which helped get rid of the purple fires in the cemetery.
“Well, that seems to be the last of it,” Henry rubbed some indigo soot from his forehead and smiled tentatively at Nora and Alex. “Wanna go out for Chinese food? My treat.”
“No, our treat,” Nora corrected, setting the fire extinguishers back into Henry’s van. “You helped us out tonight, it’s the least we can do.”
“Yeah,” Alex eyed Henry up and down. “It’s the least we could do, if you know what I mean.”
Nora grinned to herself as Henry blushed all the way down to his Doc Martens. This could be fun.
It was horrible when Spoony was gone. Rumors circulated like trading cards: the Council was going to tell Spoony to reduce his Court by half, the Council was going to kill Spoony, the Council was going to send “agents” to wipe them all out, the Council had already stationed agents among their ranks, the Council was mad because of that whole business with the Slayer, did you rat on Spoony, I didn’t rat on Spoony, somebody ratted on Spoony to the Council, when I find them I’m going to set them on fire, etc.
Spoony had a temper, that was abundantly clear, and there was that weirdly sexy thing going on with the Slayer, that was true, and his crazy Childe/brother/lover that nobody talked much about for fear of getting turned into a sand clock. The point was that for all his flaws, Spoony protected them from Slayers and worse, and besides a couple ground rules, he gave them free run of the city. He even let them sire their own Childer if they asked nicely and went through the proper procedures, which set him miles ahead of any of the other Vampire Lords in North America.
“If it comes to war … between us and the Council … do you think we should run or stay and fight?” Nora asked one early morning before bed.
“Fight.” Alex said.
Nora nodded. “Yeah, that’s what I think, too.”
“Liz.” Nora growled.
“Liz.” Alex agreed.
“Fuck, her,” they chorused.
It was bad enough there was one Slayer loose in the city, and that he was in a weird, oddly sexy relationship with their notoriously bad tempered Vampire Lord, but then came another Slayer, a girl one, and she’d started hanging out with the Lady Scarlett.
Nora and Alex wanted Lady Scarlett. They certainly didn’t want some Slayer getting her filthy vampire-killing paws on her before they could.
Liz the Slayer was currently ‘comforting’ Scarlett, who was rather stressed from managing the territory while Spoony was gone. Nora and Alex were loyal to Scarlett and helping to quell the more troublesome vampires among the Court, but it couldn’t last forever.
“Should be us in there,” Nora grumbled, sliding down the wall and sitting on the floor. “Should be us, not some stupid slayer with stupid hair and stupid sexy muscles and a stupid sexy self confidence and great sense of humor.”
“You left out her awesome tracks of land,” Alex added.
“I was getting to those!” Nora snapped.
Alex chuckled. “That’s what she said.”
Nora punched him lightly on the arm.
Some noises were filtering through the notoriously thin walls of the house. Very distracting noises.
Alex grinned. “Wanna make some noise of our own?”
Nora practically jumped onto him.
“He’s dead.”
“He’s soooooo dead.” Alex agreed as they watched Linkara nervously slink into Spoony’s room. Spoony was back from the Council, and in the meantime Linkara had been hanging out with Insano. A lot. In the sexy way. “So dead.”
Nora mulled it over in her head again. “Well, maybe not. I mean, it’s Insano after all, it’s not like it’s some random club vampire or something. Spoony might be into that.”
There was a short pause.
“Spoony’s definitely going to be into that, isn’t he?” Nora said, putting her head into her hands.
“Oh yeah.” Alex nodded.
“When did our lives get so fucked up?” Nora asked, pressing her face into Alex’s jacket.
“I don’t know, when Joey sired us, when Joey died, or when we started living here?”
“All of the above,” Nora thudded her head against Alex’s shoulder. “Fuuuuuuuuuck …”
“Are they really …?”
“Yeah, they are.”
Nora banged her head against the wall. Their room was just down the hall from Spoony’s room, and like the good bodyguards they were, they slept only a couple of yards away from their Lord. The only rooms closer were Scarlett’s and the Snob’s.
Unfortunately this meant that when, say, Spoony and the Slayer and Insano decided to have an enthusiastic threeway, Nora and Alex could hear quite a lot of what was going on.
“Look, either we stay and snark, we stay and fuck, or we go and get someone to snark and fuck with us in our room and see if we can outdo those three.” Alex stood up. “What’ll it be?”
Nora sighed. “Let’s go see what Henry’s up to.”
Spoony was enraged. Really, really enraged. Usually when that happened Nora and Alex and anyone else around with half a brain would slink into the shadows and let him work it out on his own. This involved a lot of shouting, growling, smashings of things, holes in the walls, and (before Linkara came along) having really rough and bloody sex with one of the local fangbangers.
This time, though, they were called by name, so they couldn’t run and hide.
“Yes, my lord?” Nora asked, knuckles white as she clenched her fists behind her back.
“Come with me!” Spoony snarled, eyes practically on fire as he stormed out of the house.
Nora and Alex followed him, jogging to keep up. After a few blocks they realized that they were on their way to Linkara’s house.
Nora didn’t dare say anything, but she traded a look with Alex: oh FUCK.
“Wait. Here.” Spoony pointed to the bench across from Linkara’s house. “Come if I call.”
“Yes, sir.” Nora whispered as Spoony darted across the street.
As soon as he was out of earshot Alex hissed, “Jesus, he’s going to kill him, isn’t he?”
“Yep.” Nora gulped. “Not even gonna make a bet on it.”
The door opened and Spoony lunged inside. There was a slam and a lot of shouting, three distinct voices.
To their surprise, Spoony left the house pretty quickly and came out without a spot of blood on him.
Spoony waved for them to follow, and they did, all the way back to the clan’s house. On the way Spoony kicked over several trashcans, shoved a dumpster down an alleyway, and twisted a lamppost so that it was parallel with the pavement. Alex and Nora held hands and tried not to make a sound.
Once they were back at the clan house Spoony had everyone assemble in the meeting room.
“The Slayer hurt Insano.” Spoony obviously couldn’t keep the anger from his voice.
Scarlett looked shocked and upset and the Snob surprised but just as angry as Spoony, albeit in his own subtle way.
“I don’t know the whole story, but as you can imagine I’m pretty pissed off right now. What happens next depends on what Insano tells me when he wakes up. Regardless, I don’t want anyone taking matters into their own hands. He’s mine, understand?” everyone knew he meant Linkara. “If it comes to that, I’ll do it, and anyone who gets in my way or beats me to the punch is going in a sand clock.”
With that, Spoony left for his room, where Insano was recovering.
Scarlett came over to Nora and Alex, who were sitting on a couch and holding each other.
“What happened?”
Nora shrugged. “He told us to go with him, so we did. He told us to wait outside Linkara’s house, so we did. He went inside, sounds like there was a big argument with him and Linkara and some other guy, and then he was out again. Damaged some public property on the way back but nothing to tell the police about.”
Scarlett nodded. “This is bad. If … if Linkara … if Insano …” she shook her head. Then she said, quietly, “You weren’t here when the last Slayer was killed, were you?”
“No, Ted took us out to California for that thing.” Alex said.
“Well, if that … if that happens again,” Scarlett looked positively distraught over contemplating such a thing. “Be prepared for hell. The Order will go ballistic and there’s no telling what Spoony will do.”
“Or Liz.” Nora said, instantly regretting it as Scarlett’s face twinged.
“Or Liz,” Scarlett sighed. “If the worst happens, Liz will have to get out of town immediately. Not that she’ll want to, she’ll want to stay and fight and …” Scarlett looked to the side and fought back tears. Then she collected herself and turned back to the pair on the couch. “You two are all right, you know that?”
In normal circumstances Nora and Alex would have been overjoyed at getting a compliment from the Lady Scarlett. Right now it barely registered.
~*~
They were still cuddling on the couch when Linkara arrived a little before midnight. He was let in by the Snob. They had a quick, tense conversation in which Nora and Alex were pleased to see the Slayer look frightened, and then Linkara went down to Spoony’s room.
“Five bucks he kills him right off.”
“Ten bucks he makes it last a couple of days.”
“Fifteen he keeps Linkara alive for weeks on vampire blood just to torture him more.” The Snob said, sitting down on the couch next to Alex and Nora. At their stunned expressions, he added “Vampire Queen in Spain did that to the Slayer who killed her sire in 1937. Not a pretty sight, I can tell you. By the end he had so much of her blood in him that when she hoisted him up the side of the castle in a cage the sun burnt him from the inside out.” The Snob leaned back against the couch, eyes closed. “It took him a really long time to die, too. I’m talkin’ hours.”
Alex clung to Nora tighter. They respected the Snob, everybody did, but they hadn’t had as many dealings with him as with Scarlett. They were more familiar with Kung Tai Ted, his Vassal. The Snob told … really creepy stories. Which would have been tolerable, except that his Voice-with-a-capital-V made them incredibly erotic to listen to, even when they really shouldn’t have been sexy at all. It was probably his emotion control powers leaking out or something.
“Insano’s fine,” the Snob said at last, after a few minutes of uncomfortable silence. “Spoony’ll forgive him and they’ll be back to kinky threeways in no time.”
“Oh.” said Nora.
“Cool.” said Alex.
“You two still holding out for Scarlett?”
Nora’s eyes widened in shock, and Alex blushed and stared at the floor.
“Yeah, thought so.” He leaned into their personal space, Voice oozing into their heads like melted chocolate. “She’s not available tonight, but I am. Why don’t we go down to your room and have some fun?”
Nora and Alex really, really wanted to. Alex opened his mouth to say yes, but Nora pinched him on the arm to stop him. Gritting her teeth and squirming with arousal, she managed to ask the Snob one question.
“Is this because of us, or because of Insano?”
By way of answer, the Snob slid his hand down Alex’s pants and started toying with Nora’s hair. “I have many interests. Classical music, exploitation films, Insano, fine wine, and, at the moment, you two.” He pulled Nora into a kiss, still groping Alex, faster now.
Fuck it. Nora thought, worming her tongue into the Snob’s mouth and raking her nails up Alex’s side. We had a shitty day, we deserve some fun.
“Keep … talking …” Alex groaned as they disentangled themselves and got up from the couch. “So … fuckin’ sexy …”
The Snob grinned as they took his hands and led him down the staircase. “I’ve been watching you two for a while, the kinky little flower children. Makes me think of some of the movies I’ve seen, you should watch those with me sometime.” Outside of their room he pushed Alex against the wall and leaned up to growl in his ear, “I’m gonna fuck her while you watch, kid, and she’s gonna be moaning so loud you won’t be able to hear yourself think and you’ll just be begging to get her for round two.” He looped an arm around Nora’s waist and trailed his fangs down her neck. “Aren’t you, dear? I can feel how turned-on you are already.”
Nora arched her back and stroked the Snob through his pants, smiling when he started panting and whining himself. “Yeah, we’re gonna do all that stuff you said alright, but we’re also gonna do some stuff that we’ve thought up.” Alex opened their door and she pushed the Snob inside, letting Alex lock up and get the lights: she wanted to see all of this, and so did Alex.
“I’m thinking you and him for starters, then you telling him what to do to me, then all of us for a while … what’dyou say?”
The Snob nodded. “I’m yours, kinky flower children, I’m yours.”
“Good.” Nora pulled off her shirt and leapt at him: so what if things didn’t go according to plan? They were three vampires locked in a room with hours to get through as many fantasies as they could.
Down the Hall, Part 2
“Oh come on!” Nora groaned.
“Are they seriously at it again?”
“Sounds like it.”
“Yeah, Insano’s out of bed for a week and they pull him right back into it.”
“Would you two kindly shut the fuck up, I’m trying to sleep, here!” the Snob growled, throwing a pillow at Nora and hitting Alex instead.
“Dare you to tell that to those three down the hall.”
The Snob growled something unintelligible and rolled over, one of the handcuffs still around his wrist.
Nora looked at Alex, who grinned back and hefted the pillow.
“PILLOW FIGHT!”
“Arrrrrrrrgh!”
Spoony, Linkara, and Insano froze at the sound of frantic giggling and cries of outrage from down the hall, then went back to what they had been doing.
“Weird,” Linkara muttered as he stroked down Insano’s body.
“Indeed,” Spoony agreed as he nipped at Linkara’s neck.
“I don’t think they’re strange at all,” Insano said cheerfully as he wrapped his legs around Linkara and tangled his hands in his brother’s hair.
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Date: 2011-08-23 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-24 03:02 pm (UTC)Hurray! Thank you! I was worried, because I haven't written much in the past year and this is full of OCs.
I love seeing these things from an outside perspective
Oh, me too. Lower Deck Episodes are my favorites.
it just goes to show how strange everything that goes on in Spoony's territory really is.
Yes, it's really very, very strange. Especially to his Mooks.
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Date: 2011-08-23 01:03 pm (UTC)If I mark every single thing I like of this story, I'll be doing copy paste to the whole fic here, hahaha, but I am going to mark my favorites!:
- “I heard he’s got a collection of sand clocks of all his old enemies.”
Nora shuddered. “Yeah, I heard that too. Know what they used to call him a couple decades ago?”
Alex shook his head.
“Zealot’s Havoc.”
Alex turned pale. “We are so dead!”
Hehehe, Rumor has it and you don't want to know firsthand, right kids?
- Alex blushed and Nora was torn between smirking and being angry. On the one hand, attractive male flirting with Alex (hot). On the other hand, other vampire flirting with Alex (grr).
I tell, I ship those two already, honestly!
- Kung Tai Ted was their first friend. He walked them through the rules and routes, introduced them to people, and taught them some kung fu moves when he was feeling indulgent.
I just can see it! Ted doing Dos and Don'ts of This Territory and How To Not Get Killed by A Pissed Off Vampire Lord 101 and I love it! :D
- Nora gaped and Alex took back his five dollars. “You owe me ten, babe,” he said with a smirk. “And I think we’ll be seeing a lot more of the Slayer around here.”
That had to be one of those, "You had to be there!" stories, hahahaha.
- “Yes, my lord.” Nora gulped. “Um, we’ve received reports about a disturbance in the southern cemetery,” and there’s a shirtless Slayer in your bed “and the Slayer was wounded last night,” but you already knew that, because he’s in your bed “and whatever’s going on in the cemetery right now is magical in nature.” Oh my god there’s a shirtless Slayer in your bed. In your fucking bed. Did you just go all Dracula on him? Dude, he’s like in a coma.
Oh Nora, your unlife has never been this interesting, has it? And there's more to come! Just look at Henry and the flaming flames of purple fire >:D
- ...and his crazy Childe/brother/lover that nobody talked much about for fear of getting turned into a sand clock
Yes, Spoony and the san clocks have a reputation!
- “If it comes to war … between us and the Council … do you think we should run or stay and fight?” Nora asked one early morning before bed.
“Fight.” Alex said.
Nora nodded. “Yeah, that’s what I think, too.”
*Punches the air* Yes! It's official, Nora and Alex are great!
- Scarlett nodded. “This is bad. If … if Linkara … if Insano …” she shook her head. Then she said, quietly, “You weren’t here when the last Slayer was killed, were you?”
“No, Ted took us out to California for that thing.” Alex said.
Hard times and dark memories come back, yes, you wouldn't like to be there kids, really.
- “Fifteen he keeps Linkara alive for weeks on vampire blood just to torture him more.” The Snob said, sitting down on the couch next to Alex and Nora. At their stunned expressions, he added “Vampire Queen in Spain did that to the Slayer who killed her sire in 1937. Not a pretty sight, I can tell you. By the end he had so much of her blood in him that when she hoisted him up the side of the castle in a cage the sun burnt him from the inside out.” The Snob leaned back against the couch, eyes closed. “It took him a really long time to die, too. I’m talkin’ hours.”
I love Snob casually making the bet and telling them a creepy story and then getting them to bed, that's just hot and great and so Snob thing to do, awesome, totally awesome.
- “I don’t think they’re strange at all,” Insano said cheerfully as he wrapped his legs around Linkara and tangled his hands in his brother’s hair.
Wouldn't you know dear? Muhahahahaha!
This is perfect, I love to read from another POV a story, it helps to tell you so much more about and this was great!!
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Date: 2011-08-24 03:19 pm (UTC)*is floored* Thank you so very much!
If I mark every single thing I like of this story, I'll be doing copy paste to the whole fic here, hahaha, but I am going to mark my favorites!
*blushes and beams*
Hehehe, Rumor has it and you don't want to know firsthand, right kids?
Vampire Lord Spoony's freaking terrifying!
I tell, I ship those two already, honestly!
Nora and Alex compliment each other very well. Nora does most of the talking and keeps Alex in check because he's got impulse control issues, but when things get too much for her Alex is there to comfort her because he's reliable and smart when he needs to be. Also they're both shameless flirts with anything that moves.
I just can see it! Ted doing Dos and Don'ts of This Territory and How To Not Get Killed by A Pissed Off Vampire Lord 101 and I love it! :D
They like Ted. Ted is nice and explains things to them in small words.
That had to be one of those, "You had to be there!" stories, hahahaha.
Yeppers!
Oh Nora, your unlife has never been this interesting, has it?
I know, right? The poor dear.
And there's more to come! Just look at Henry and the flaming flames of purple fire >:D
*giggles* I had too much fun with that.
*Punches the air* Yes! It's official, Nora and Alex are great!
I had to put that bit in, because I needed to establish that they'd gone from mercenary, ready-to-leave-if-things-start-to-go-sour, vampires to loyal, if-the-Council-fucks-with-Spoony-then-they-fuck-with-us, vampires. They can be very loyal, it just took them some time. Kinda like dogs.
Hard times and dark memories come back, yes, you wouldn't like to be there kids, really.
Since I have no idea what happened with that, I decided to put them elsewhere during those events.
I love Snob casually making the bet and telling them a creepy story and then getting them to bed, that's just hot and great and so Snob thing to do, awesome, totally awesome.
He just wormed his way into that scene! First he made a bet, and then I had to have him sit down on the couch with them, and then he was telling freaky stories about the Spanish Civil War (which he was there for … yeah) and then of course they have to have sexy sex together.
Wouldn't you know dear? Muhahahahaha!
*huggles Insano* Yeah ...
This is perfect, I love to read from another POV a story, it helps to tell you so much more about and this was great!!
Thank you so much! I was so worried about how this would turn out, and reading your fantastic comment made my day.
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Date: 2011-08-23 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-24 03:09 pm (UTC)Awwww, thank you!
It was fun to be writing again, even though I should have been doing other stuff. It's been so long since I just sat and wrote for myself, not for school, for more than an hour.
(#Could stand to hear a little more about them. :)
Oh dear ... well, there is some stuff I could do with them and Henry, but I am going to be SO busy with packing, getting moved into my dorm, and Orientation stuff. I'll see what I can do, though.
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Date: 2011-08-24 04:04 pm (UTC)And yeah, I know the feeling. *Hugs* Good luck! :D
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Date: 2011-08-26 05:33 pm (UTC)I think there might of been a shirtless slayer in his bed ;p
Nora and Alex are adorible, and cacn't blame them for feeling so... I can't think of the word >< lets go with worried, with a horny psycho, hair line trigger of a vampire lord.
also Snob = gahhhhhhhhnnnnfff ~~~ <3~~
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Date: 2011-08-27 01:19 am (UTC)What gave it away? *laughs*
Nora and Alex are adorible
I'm so glad they worked out, I was nervous about writing OCs, but people seem to have really enjoyed them. They were fun to play around with.
cacn't blame them for feeling so... I can't think of the word >< lets go with worried, with a horny psycho, hair line trigger of a vampire lord.
They do their best, having to live in close quarters with Vampire Lord Spoony, aka Zealot's Havoc, aka The One With the Sand Clocks Oh Gods. They're survivors, they got that from their time with their Sire.
also Snob = gahhhhhhhhnnnnfff ~~~ <3~~
He seduced his way into this fic! I meant for him to be there for a couple lines, and then all of the sudden he was talking sexy and going to their room and then the threeway happened!