Something I Do

[aunt_zelda]

When my boyfriend does something I don't like (but like not a serious thing, like a silly thing like, saying he could turn into Agent Smith if this were the Matrix, or starting to sing "Let it Go") instead of jokingly threatening to break up with him, which is what I hear a lot of couples doing, I threaten "I will DIVORCE YOU!"

Because I want to say something dramatic and challenging, but in a way that doesn't make breaking up a legitimate threat for innocuous silly things.

This makes people laugh and him say "we're not married!" and I'm like "we are in teenage years!" which he assures me is not a thing.

Anyways. I just don't like the idea of threatening to break up with someone even in a joking manner. But I needed to say something.