Dear Peter

[aunt_zelda]

Title: Dear Peter

Rating: Erm … PG-13 to be safe?

Word Count: 436

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady sites and catching up!

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.

Summary: Remember how Ricky/Kensai mentioned that there might be a love-letter in the BOX (omg the BOX!)? Well, there IS! Read it here before Peter gets his hands on the BOX! (omg the BOX!)

My Thoughts: trippypeas snuggled me until I agreed to write this. She put out a commission, and in return she’s going to write more of that Roman Plaude fic! *dances about* And I’m no good at letters, so I hope this isn’t terrible. Also, I chose ‘March 21^st’ because it’s the first day of spring.

Dear Peter

 

Peter you idiot

 

Stupid poodle

I told you

Peter,

 

You’re alive. Thank god.

Ok, I know you probably wish you weren’t alive because you’re a bleeding heart cartoon

 

You probably feel like hell. Try to focus on the positives: you’re alive. So is your bloody brother Nathan the bastard grew a beard to imitate me, I TOLD YOU he wanted to shag you

 

All your sodding attachments think you’re dead. You should have listened to me about cutting them out

 

I knew you wouldn’t die. I’m sorry for what happened. Really. This isn’t one of my ‘uncaring invisible man’ tricks.

 

≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

I ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

Fucking bugger bloody HELL puppy I can’t even write a sodding LETTER to you

 

 

I miss you.

 

≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

 

You’re the only person I ever gave a damn about besides myself and ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

Well I guess what I’m trying to say here is

 

oh bugger it      

     

Do you want to come with me?

I know you’ve got your family which is buggered up on SO MANY levels but the world is saved now, isn’t it?

When I said ‘people suck’ I meant ‘humans suck.’ Well, most of them. I just seem to run into the ones that just shag me for a shag or shoot me or both.

I have a way off this planet. Remember your friend from the future? That’s a PARLOR TRICK compared to what I’ve got up my sleeve. Time AND space, Peter, eons at the tip of our fingers …

Of course, I’d understand if you’d rather stay here. This place is all you know; you’ve got roots here that go deep; and we barely know each other.

But I

I ≠≠≠≠

I love you.

 

I LOVE YOU

 

I LOVE YOU!!!

 

There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back I can’t stop and god I just realized I don’t even know if you’re attracted to men AT ALL ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

 

If you think of me in that way, or just want a ride away from here, come to London. There’s a big blue Police Call Box just outside Kensington Gardens. It’ll be there until March 21^st and all you need to do is knock on the door.

If you don’t I won’t send anymore letters, or make any calls, or run into you on the street. Never coming back to this planet again if you aren’t with me.

 

From

Love

FROM

LOVE

 

– Claude Raines

Comments

[trippypeas.livejournal.com]

You have killed me...I am dead..There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back I loved that little bit..

Thanks angel cakes.. Lets hope some others will take the call as well

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

You have killed me...I am dead..
Nooo! Then you can't write the continuation of the Roman Plaude fic! *necromancies you back up*

"There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back." I loved that little bit..
Oh, good! I thought that was overkill ... guess not!

Lets hope some others will take the call as well
Let's hope!

[trippypeas.livejournal.com]

It'll get done..Promise..

there's already a new one up..

[betterthanlegos.livejournal.com]

Hee!

<3 That was awesome, dear.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

<3 That was awesome, dear.
Awww ... thanks darling!

[ctheinvisible17.livejournal.com]

Hee! I loved this!

Heh, Claude thinks Nathan's trying to imitate him. Actually, he might not be too far off with that one. :)

"I miss you." & "I love you." Awwwww.

*facepalm* I can't believe you made Claude be the Doctor. *cracks up* Yeah, I know alot of people are doing it. But I still find it funny. :)

Again, I loved this! Claude was so sweet. Which is so unlike him, but for some reason it always works. Thanks for sharing!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Hee! I loved this!
Oh yay! I love this too!

Heh, Claude thinks Nathan's trying to imitate him. Actually, he might not be too far off with that one. :)
Yeah, but Nathan doesn't seem to get that 'nasty dead prehistoric creature glued to the bottom of your face' isn't 'sexy scruffy beard' like Claude's ...

"I miss you." & "I love you." Awwwww.
Yeah, Claude got sappy ...

*facepalm* I can't believe you made Claude be the Doctor. *cracks up* Yeah, I know alot of people are doing it. But I still find it funny. :)
It just jumped out, and then it made perfect sense! I love making Claude Nine ...

Again, I loved this! Claude was so sweet. Which is so unlike him, but for some reason it always works. Thanks for sharing!
Welcome! Thanks for reading (you new? I don't remember you about before ...)

[vampedvixen.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!! Whatever you were on when you wrote this, I want some :D

Also? The Doctor Who crossover bits? Hehe.. yay!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!! Whatever you were on when you wrote this, I want some :D
Why do people ALWAYS accuse me of being on drugs?! I have never, am not, and will never try drugs! Argh! *friends you*

Also? The Doctor Who crossover bits? Hehe.. yay!
I do that a lot ... I love Nine, and Claude, and Plaude ... I almost put in a bit about Claude asking if Peter minded an cute bi guy from the 51st century, but I changed my mind ...

[holy-cockroach.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEP! Hahaha That was being all beautiful and sad, and I SO wasn't expecting Claude to randomly become Nine, and that made me GRIN! Amazingness. Wonderful.

Peter would be a perfect depressing crazy amazing companion.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEP! Hahaha That was being all beautiful and sad, and I SO wasn't expecting Claude to randomly become Nine, and that made me GRIN! Amazingness. Wonderful.
Thank you! That's exactly what I wanted to hear! And there's always a chance that Claude'll become Nine in my fics ...

Peter would be a perfect depressing crazy amazing companion.
Indeed! All of the above! *plans a strange fic where Jack, Nine, and Peter travel time together* But then fangirls would explode ...

[ladywilde80.livejournal.com]

Oh this was so lovely, I could really hear Claude's voice throughout this letter *is sad* Poor Claude pining away for his poodle.

So beautiful~

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Oh this was so lovely, I could really hear Claude's voice throughout this letter *is sad* Poor Claude pining away for his poodle.
So beautiful~
You did laugh a bit though, right?! *is worried* It was supposed to be sad AND hysterical ... but thank you thank you thank you!

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Funny and cute! Loved it. And I love how you made Claude the Doctor. It makes perfect sense. lol

How could Peter refuse a letter and offer like that?

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Funny and cute! Loved it.
Thank you!

And I love how you made Claude the Doctor. It makes perfect sense. lol
I do that a lot in my head ... it'll be happening more and more now ...

How could Peter refuse a letter and offer like that?
I KNOW! After reading that he'd teleport to London, bang on the TARDIS, and have mad, hot smut with Claude as they travel through time and space ...

[lotus0kid.livejournal.com]

That.. is so.. COOL! Awesome stuff! Heehee, Claude just "finds" the TARDIS, right. I think my favorite bits are the crossed out lines of just swearing.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

That.. is so.. COOL! Awesome stuff!
Thank you!

Heehee, Claude just "finds" the TARDIS, right.
No, he's Nine! He's DEFINATELY Nine! *snickers*

I think my favorite bits are the crossed out lines of just swearing.
English swears are so AWESOME and FUN. American swears just can't compete ... *sigh*

[cucumber-k.livejournal.com]

Aww, Claude. I'll be able to make an intelligent comment, one day.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Aww, Claude. I'll be able to make an intelligent comment, one day.
Well, for this, not much more can be said ... you're getting there!

[whatwas.livejournal.com]

OMG....... this was..... this was bloody brilliant!!!!!!!!

I especially loved how you started it off...... HI-larious

again..... brilliant and fantastic and...... :D

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

OMG....... this was..... this was bloody brilliant!!!!!!!!
I'm bloody brilliant! *dances about, scares friends*

I especially loved how you started it off...... HI-larious
That's how the letter WOULD start ...

again..... brilliant and fantastic and...... :D
*blushes and beams all day*

(I LOVE your icon! I say that word a lot ...)

[damedbx.livejournal.com]

OMG. This letter is so touching! Claude you ....

LOL At least you still got a heart. LMAO

Awww. I wish that would happen.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Awww. I wish that would happen.
I wish it would ... then they could air DW/Heroes crossovers!

[tessykins.livejournal.com]

Oh, Claude. Cuz you just know that Peter will get there two seconds after the TARDIS leaves. Sad and sweet and surprisingly un-cracky.

I'm so over the BOX. It's giving me Lost flashbacks.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Cuz you just know that Peter will get there two seconds after the TARDIS leaves.
That would be a DEPRESSING fic ... I would not write that ... yet ...

Sad and sweet and surprisingly un-cracky.
Thank you! There are SOME cracky bits ... but it just fit ... I had fun with the crossing out bits ...

I'm so over the BOX. It's giving me Lost flashbacks.
If you tell me a THING about Lost Season 3 I will kill you! With my katana! VERY SLOWLY! *hasn't seen season 3 yet, because I got started over the summer with netflix and the damn DVDs don't come until DECEMBER*