Hope Rides Alone

Title: Kaleidoscope

Rating: R … because I can’t write smut to save my life, but here I go, trying to, AGAIN.

Pairings: 1^st Doctor/Jack, 2^nd Doctor/Jack, 3^rd Doctor/Jack, 4^th Doctor/Jack, 5^th Doctor/Jack, 6^th Doctor/Jack, 7^th Doctor/Jack, 8^th Doctor/Jack, one-sided 9^th Doctor/Jack, 10^th Doctor/Jack (Bahahaahha, you weren’t expecting that, were you, PJ-kun?)

Word Count: 3,669 (approximately, I think this is my longest fic ever)

Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, the BBC does. I am not English, I wish I was. Captain Jack Harkness is God’s Gift to Slashers, and though I do not own him, I do enjoy his antics.

A/N: this is the first, and probably ONLY time that I have written Doctor/Jack. (I don’t count those silly Doctor/Jack/Peter Petrelli stories I wrote last year.) It’s for

phoenixjustice’s birthday, which was August 5^th, but as I was in The Taming of the Shrew she let me take my time. Smut is not my strong suit, please do not leave mean comments, it took a very VERY long time and I worked VERY hard and yeah, I drop off a lot but that’s just how I roll, blah blah, enjoy if you dare.  

 

(The idea for Six is shamelessly ganked from this: http://superherogirlcat.deviantart.com/art/When-the-Doctors-Meet-27-47057642 and this: http://superherogirlcat.deviantart.com/art/When-the-Doctors-Meet-28-52530908 neither of which I drew.)

 

(Btw, I just found out that I can’t eat jelly babies because they have gelatin in them. DAMN YOU, sticky cow hoof substance, DAMN YOU!)

 

( Here there be Yeits, jelly babies, and the rambilng obscenities of a sleepy slash authoress ... )