Hope Rides Alone

Title: Dirty Tactics

Rating: R … implied stuff …

Genre: Cracky Drabble

Pairings: One-sided Mylar, I THINK …

Word Count: 146

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady sites and catching up!

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Sylar would have been in the first and second episode. ARE YOU LISTENING, TIM KRING?! I KNOW YOU’RE AROUND HERE!

Summary: How to distract Sylar …

My Thoughts: Yeah, I made this up way too late at night, and it’s weird. It’s supposed to make you laugh …

Sylar opened his hotmail account. He had quite a lot of messages, all from ‘wireless@hotmail.com’ but as there was nothing like ‘READ THIS!’ or ‘Viagra’ or ‘Nigerian Prince Seeks Help’ so he opened one.  

It was a picture of a brain. There was no message.

Sylar blinked, clicked ‘back,’ and opened another one. Another picture of a brain, a different one, half-dissected.

After an hour of staring at all of the messages from ‘wireless’ and copying them into his ‘My Pictures’ folder, he realized something.

“Dammit!” he exclaimed, standing up and striking a dramatic pose. “Someone’s trying to distract me by sending me cerebral porn!”

Eventually he trained himself to ignore the tantalizing e-mails. But then something worse happened.

“Indian Men Gone Wild …” Sylar read aloud. “Dear me,” he grinned wickedly and clicked ‘open.’

Is it ANY wonder that he’s been absent for two episodes?

(A/N: I had dance tonight and boy am I TIRED! I'm posting this, scanning my e-mails, and going to bed! Without finishing that Alias episode!)