Dirty Tactics
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aunt_zeldaTitle: Dirty Tactics
Rating: R … implied stuff …
Genre: Cracky Drabble
Pairings: One-sided Mylar, I THINK …
Word Count: 146
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady sites and catching up!
Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Sylar would have been in the first and second episode. ARE YOU LISTENING, TIM KRING?! I KNOW YOU’RE AROUND HERE!
Summary: How to distract Sylar …
My Thoughts: Yeah, I made this up way too late at night, and it’s weird. It’s supposed to make you laugh …
Sylar opened his hotmail account. He had quite a lot of messages, all from ‘wireless@hotmail.com’ but as there was nothing like ‘READ THIS!’ or ‘Viagra’ or ‘Nigerian Prince Seeks Help’ so he opened one.
It was a picture of a brain. There was no message.
Sylar blinked, clicked ‘back,’ and opened another one. Another picture of a brain, a different one, half-dissected.
After an hour of staring at all of the messages from ‘wireless’ and copying them into his ‘My Pictures’ folder, he realized something.
“Dammit!” he exclaimed, standing up and striking a dramatic pose. “Someone’s trying to distract me by sending me cerebral porn!”
Eventually he trained himself to ignore the tantalizing e-mails. But then something worse happened.
“Indian Men Gone Wild …” Sylar read aloud. “Dear me,” he grinned wickedly and clicked ‘open.’
Is it ANY wonder that he’s been absent for two episodes?
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Date: 2007-10-05 12:15 am (UTC)Hahahahahaha. OMG.
I don't know what to say. Wow. Hahaha. At least if he's not being on the show he's doing something productive... XD
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Date: 2007-10-05 12:36 am (UTC)Hahahahahaha. OMG.
That's the line I based the fic around. It just came to me and seemed to fic with Dramatic!Cracky!Sylar ...
I don't know what to say. Wow. Hahaha.
Those are satisfactory replies ...
At least if he's not being on the show he's doing something productive... XD
Indeed ... btw, has someone gotten an icon made of Sylar and Skanky-Beach-Babe with the words 'SLASH IS IN DANGER!' across them? Wish I KNEW how to make icons with words!
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Date: 2007-10-05 12:51 am (UTC)I suck at making icons with text. You can see I'm kinda limited to *poke*. Alas.... But you can do it if you have photoshop or some other program like that......
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Date: 2007-10-05 02:05 pm (UTC)Welcome!
I suck at making icons with text. You can see I'm kinda limited to *poke*. Alas.... But you can do it if you have photoshop or some other program like that......
Which is a SWEET icon! Still, someday I'll get photoshop ...
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Date: 2007-10-05 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-05 02:14 pm (UTC)Yes I do! *grins*
At least this explains why Sy's been away for so long.
Well, it's better than ANY explination Tim Kring can provide ...
God damn it, I need my evil psychotic homicidal killer fix.
Me too!
*friends you*
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Date: 2007-10-05 01:14 am (UTC)Where can I get 'Indian Men Gone Wild?' :D
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Date: 2007-10-05 02:16 pm (UTC)Um ... just made it up ... I don't search out such websites ...
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Date: 2007-10-05 02:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-05 02:16 pm (UTC)Oh you flatter! *blushes and beams* I love making people laugh ...
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Date: 2007-10-05 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-05 02:20 pm (UTC)I think it's much better than anything they'll give us ...
Lovely crack!
Yes indeed ...
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Date: 2007-10-05 03:35 am (UTC)Too funny. I love this, and it has answered all my queston as to where the hell Sylar could be. Lol, it was either this or he was lurking around trying not to be suspicious. Love the short/drabble hunny.
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Date: 2007-10-05 10:28 pm (UTC)That's one of my favorite lines ... that and 'Dammit! Someone's trying to distract me by sending me cerebral porn!' which should SO be an icon!
I love this, and it has answered all my queston as to where the hell Sylar could be.
Thank you!
Lol, it was either this or he was lurking around trying not to be suspicious.
Hee! Yeah, hanging about in skeevy alleys, whistling 'innocently' ... though if he just flashed that Gabriel-grin people would go on their way, or fall at his feet ... like that skanky beach-babe ...
Love the short/drabble hunny.
*blushes and beams*
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Date: 2007-10-05 07:34 am (UTC)but yeah:
"Indian Men Gone Wild"........
LMAO!!!!!!!..... I couldn't agree more! ;)
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Date: 2007-10-05 10:29 pm (UTC)Oi! Hana is BADASS and the only cool female character on the show ... and they made her a damn infomorph ... *sigh*
LMAO!!!!!!!..... I couldn't agree more! ;)
Especially considering your icon! (He looks pretty damn hot in that pic, and I'm not usually one for Mohinder ...)
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Date: 2007-10-05 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-05 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-05 09:49 pm (UTC)Very funny...it suddenly all makes sense.
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Date: 2007-10-05 10:31 pm (UTC)I have never had so many people laughing their deriaires off ... guess this is just hysterical ...
it suddenly all makes sense.
Far more sense than any explanation they'll give on Monday!
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Date: 2007-10-06 01:21 am (UTC)Oh god, I'm almost died!
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Date: 2007-10-06 03:05 pm (UTC)Hee! *prepares to necromancy you up* Thank you!
(Btw, LOVE your username! You new around here?)
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Date: 2007-10-06 03:40 pm (UTC)Then I realized that there were a couple of pairings that I wanted to see if there was slash on. So I looked on lj (where all the slash fans live) and realized there were a million stories waiting to be read and gushed over.
So here I am.
The name was invented years ago and it's teenagerness now makes me laugh. But there's nothing I really want to change it to.
I love your icon.
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:54 pm (UTC)Wow ... welcome! You can watch Season 2 episodes (a day after they air on TV) at nbc.com/heroes ... I just lent my Season 1 DVDs to a friend, who lent me Season 1 of Alias ... she's done, I'm not ...
Then I realized that there were a couple of pairings that I wanted to see if there was slash on. So I looked on lj (where all the slash fans live) and realized there were a million stories waiting to be read and gushed over.
I'm going to post my updated Master Slash Lists soon ... I only compile Mylar and Plaude but there are some random other pairings I list ...
I love your icon.
I LOVE KAYLEE! But this icon (my default) is another favorite ... it comes from here:
http://violet-anchovy.livejournal.com/15106.html
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Date: 2007-10-06 11:00 pm (UTC)I need to watch Alias. It's actually become slightly more of a priority now that I've found out that Greg Grunberg was on the show.
You should let me know when it's updated. I'd love to go back and read all your fics. I may not write but I can review with the best.
Kaylee is amazing. I'm way more of a Jayne fan though. He's so.. Jayne.
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Date: 2007-10-07 12:11 am (UTC)Oh he IS, and he's FUNNY! And in the CIA! *dances about* Him and Marshall are my favorite secondary characters ... they're why I watch the show ... them and Sark (who I won't get into yet.)
Kaylee is amazing. I'm way more of a Jayne fan though. He's so.. Jayne.
I'm partial to Wash ... and Inara ... if reincarnation exists I want to look like Inara, and have a room like hers.
You should let me know when it's updated. I'd love to go back and read all your fics. I may not write but I can review with the best.
Ok, here are the links to EVERYTHING I've written (including a screencap from last week):
http://community.livejournal.com/mylar_fic/123524.html - my first slash fic (rain)
http://community.livejournal.com/mylar_fic/129926.html#cutid1 – I’m Going to Break You (Part 1)
http://community.livejournal.com/mylar_fic/139125.html#cutid1 – Part 2
http://community.livejournal.com/mylar_fic/141244.html#cutid1 – Part 2 (Revised)
http://community.livejournal.com/mylar_fic/144462.html#cutid1 – Part 3
http://community.livejournal.com/mylar_fic/144661.html#cutid1 – Part 4 *winces*
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/2514.html – Stop Me (1)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/3751.html - Phone Call and Watch (2)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/4730.html - Something Unexpected (3)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/5735.html - Angel’s Nightmare (4)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/10182.html - Three Months (5)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/4292.html - Be Him
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/4511.html - D&D (Part 1)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/5035.html - Somewhere, A Clock Stopped Ticking
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/5492.html - Red Riding Hood
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/6833.html - Fly Away: Niki finds out about Plaude in FYG
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/9169.html - A Parody of Love (Part 1/5)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/11892.html - A Parody of Love (Part 2/5)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/12129.html - A Parody of Love (Part 3/5)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/13142.html - A Parody of Love (Part 4/5)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/19523.html - A Parody of Love (Part 5/5)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/9354.html - Brown Eyes
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/9617.html - Five Years
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/9873.html - Kensai University (Part 1)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/17022.html - Kensai University (Part 2)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/10954.html - What They Know
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/12658.html - Extraordinaries
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/20015.html - Extraordinaries: Part 2
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/12901.html - Then, Now, Soon
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/13395.html - Jabberwocky
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/13645.html - Anti-Hero
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/15752.html - Claude’s Journal Entries
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/16537.html - I Miss You …
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/17381.html - The Quiet Life: Part 1
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/17598.html - The Quiet Life: Part 2
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/21290.html - The Quiet Life: Part 3
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/18274.html#cutid1 – Brian Loveless
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/18583.html#cutid1 – Azazeal
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/19824.html - Drabbles About Claude’s Past
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/20262.html - Fallen (disturbing and scary)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/20922.html - Who Am I? (Part 1)
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/21651.html - Regret Is Not A Luxury/Angels Of Death
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/23281.html - Elle
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/24309.html - Crime Against Slashers
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/24367.html - Handcuff
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/27108.html - Dirty Tactics
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/26313.html - screencap Episode 1, season 2.
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/26874.html - Dear Peter
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Date: 2007-10-06 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-06 11:57 pm (UTC)That seems to be the general mood ... I love that I made ya laugh so loud and hard!
Brain pornography indeed. :)
I am a strange, strange person ... Hana must have had fun!
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Date: 2007-10-06 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-07 12:00 am (UTC)No! *necromancies you up* Oh DEAR ... *is secretly kinda pleased*
(Btw, your icon is HYSTERICAL ... and the fact that Gabriel is purple just makes it even better.)
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Date: 2007-10-07 12:02 am (UTC)I love how you can leave such short comments and yet make me so very happy ...
(Your icon's mask is GREAT!)
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Date: 2007-10-07 02:11 am (UTC)You're getting a bit better ...
it's halloween time!
*dances about* I'm going to trade this 'disturbing hug' icon for something else soon ... hmm ... got any suggestions?
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