What aunt_zelda Thinks: Lost 'The Constant'

[aunt_zelda]

Oh, no ‘previously on Lost’ things? (Also, my other Lost-buddy missed last week’s eppy and watched the ‘enhanced’ one and is really annoyed with the little messages at the bottom.)

 

Helicopter:  

“What do you expect to find when we get there?” Sayid asks.

“Answers.” Desmond replies with his best CRAZY EYES.

 

“At least it was a bloody military dream.” Erm, Sergeant? I see helicopters where I take my flying lessons and they’re not military helicopters, SIR NO SIR!

 

I love how Charlotte calls Jack ‘Doctor.’ It makes me want to write a Doctor Who/Lost crossover …

“Well, Daniel, if you talk real slow, we’ll be able to understand.” Hee, Juliet, I remember why I kinda like you!

So, time on the Island moves faster than in the ‘real’ world? So we’re talking, reverse-black-hole thing? Oh, it must be a WHITE HOLE! I read about those in astronomy class! Instead of sucking stuff IN they spew stuff OUT (they’ve never been proven but whatever) and that explains the polar bears, the horse, the plane, the pirate ship, the monster and EVERYTHING! IT’S A WHITE HOLE! IN PURGATORY! YAHOO! I FIGURED IT OUT! *dancedancedance* And the Hatch-with-the-button was to keep the White Hole from becoming a Black Hole, which is why the plane crashed! *GRINZ* I am so awesome.

 

Ok, as much as I love Des, his melting shirt, his crazy eyes, his sexy accent, and the way he calls everyone ‘brothah,’ this ‘Desmond goes psycho and time-travels to find an explanation for Danny-boy’s battiness and call his girlfriend ON CHRISTMAS EVE’ storyline is kinda lame. I mean, we see Desmond freaking out, a little bit of Sayid hotly and calmly freaking out, and the Jackalopes starting to freak out. Nothing of Miles-is-eating-a-grenade, Locke-totally-has-Ben-TIED-UP-IN-HIS-BASEMENT, Kate-refuses-to-have-more-sex-with-Sawyer-OR-steal-a-baby, or even the Hurley-is-awesome or the Charlie-DIED-and-Patchy-LIVES-again-and-AGAIN threads! Or even the Rousseu-wants-to-be-a-good-mommy-and-starts-to-raise-Alex-quad-lingual storyline!

 

Hey! That’s the set they used for when Charlie’s brother (Liam? He was hot and had a scarf) convinced Charlie to join the band back in S1! Who’s got a mind like a steel-trap?

 

Whatever happened to THE numbers? Seriously, did that plot just DIE with Mr. Eko and Niki-n’-Paolo? I won’t even BOTHER keeping track of all these NEW number …

 

‘Eloise’ is a cute white rat. Whose mind time-travels. Sweet. She later dies a sad, gross death. *pets her whilst she lives*

 

Ok, Penny really DID call, but the Newbies weren’t allowed to answer. … ’k …

 

Aha! The blackboard-shove-thingy I saw in the promo last week!

“I’m calling my bloody constant.” Awwwww …

 

“How do we get out of here?” Sayid asks. Crazy!Pole replies, “Through the door.” I sporfle because the door is indeed open, not gaping but definitely ajar. Crazy!Pole remarks, “Looks like you’ve got a friend on this boat.” Does he go by ‘Michael’ by any chance?

 

OMG The Black Rock! (Which is, btw, the lamest name EVER for a ship, pirate or not.) The 1^st Mate of The Black Rock’s journal is being bid for at an aution, whose number-cards, bidding sums, and final price I will not transcribe because I can’t write that fast or remember numbers and didn’t I just say ‘NO NUMBERS?!’

Penny’s dad (who is probably a lot of other peoples’ dad, too) buys the journal. [I bet Penny used that in her ‘research’ …]

 

Ew. Crazy!Pole dies a bloody death that would make a vampire drool. Sayid would make one hot vampire …

 

“Eight years from now, I have to call you, and I can’t call you if I haven’t got your number.” Hee … it’s like Doctor Who but on Thursdays!

 

“Trust me …” Des moans between-the-times. “I do trust you …” Sayid says from across the room, sending millions of fangirls scrambling for their computers.

 

Penny’s been researching the Island … ok, cool, so have we, BUT I ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT: WHITE HOLE/BLACK HOLE! AND PURGATORY! Bahahahhahahaha!

 

*Squees sadly at Des/Penny phone-call-of-love-and-sadness*

 

Danny-boy’s journal is a treasure trove for hardcore Losties, but personally I haven’t the time to squint at his physics-babble and doodles of polar bears on roller skates.

Awwwww, ‘If anything happens, Desmond Hume will be my constant’ … I DARE YOU to write a ‘Dan/Desmond’ fic!

 

 

Next Week!

Flash flash flash! Practically every cast member’s headshots! Jin saying to Jack ‘You said they were friends’ slowly in his steadily-getting-better English. Charlotte getting down with her Indiana-Jones-self. Radiation suits? Charlotte telling Juliet ‘If you want to stop us you’ll have to shoot us both’ and Danny-boy looking worried about that. Ben telling Locke ‘we have a common enemy.’ What, the slashers? *ducks Locke’s knives*

Comments

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know you'll appericate this. I just got my doctor who shirt from thinkgeek.com. It's got a dalek on it. -does a happy dance-

Also I want to direct you to a doctor/master ficlet I wrote for someone. http://iamascavanger.livejournal.com/22522.html?thread=187386#t187386

(Whenever I look at Sayid I think about testicals.)

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know you'll appericate this. I just got my doctor who shirt from thinkgeek.com. It's got a dalek on it. -does a happy dance-
Awesome! I want one!

Also I want to direct you to a doctor/master ficlet I wrote for someone. http://iamascavanger.livejournal.com/22522.html?thread=187386#t187386
Oooooo ... that was wonderful and hot and perfect! (One of the first lines, where you mention how small the Doctor's bones are, reminded me of my 'Backwards' fic where I called them 'bird bones' ...)

(Whenever I look at Sayid I think about testicals.)
Erm ... ok? *blinkblink* WHY?

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

haha he plays a scientist in the movie Planet Terror and he well collects testicals. There is this line where he is holding this big ball of them and is all, "I've got their balls sweetheart." Really freaks me out.

I was so happy when I got my shirt. I was all bouncy and happy.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

haha he plays a scientist in the movie Planet Terror and he well collects testicals. There is this line where he is holding this big ball of them and is all, "I've got their balls sweetheart." Really freaks me out.
Oh, EW ... that must really ruin the actor for you FOREVER ... yeek! *shakes head* I'll try and forget you ever told me that and continue to sigh over how smokin' hot he is ...

I was so happy when I got my shirt. I was all bouncy and happy.
I've ordered S2 of DW! For an obsene amount of money! *dances*

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

I asked DW for christmas but I got a cell phone instead.
Yeah - the actor is freaking hot but I just think of really gross mutant zombies and testicles. -sigh- He was really cool in that movie though. He ran around with a bandana and a jacket talking about science-y things

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

I asked DW for christmas but I got a cell phone instead.
I asked for the first three seasons and got only the 1st, as well as a bunch of ... well, I can't call it 'junk' but really nice stuff that I'm not too fond of that proves my family doesn't know me that well.

Yeah - the actor is freaking hot but I just think of really gross mutant zombies and testicles. -sigh- Yick. Glad I never saw that movie, then!

He was really cool in that movie though. He ran around with a bandana and a jacket talking about science-y things
Basically what he does on Lost ... minus the bandana ... or jacket, most of the time ... GOD, sexy men wearing black wife-beaters should be ILLEGAL!

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got a bunch of things that were black and red. Which was weird.
It's a really amusing movie. Gross as all hell. But really funny.
haha. I agree. Sexy men in wife beaters=to hot to handle

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got a bunch of things that were black and red. Which was weird.
Black and red is cool! It has graphic novel and vampire implications!

It's a really amusing movie. Gross as all hell. But really funny.
Which probably means I won't see it ... unless my friends force me ...


haha. I agree. Sexy men in wife beaters=to hot to handle
Oooooog, when Sylar's in Mexico and all sweaty in that BLACK wife-beater ... oh my, I went from 'oooo, goats!' to '*diez of the hotness*' in about two seconds.

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

mhm. It does have vampire implications. I was just surprised because I got a watch, a coat and a phone in those colors all from different family members. Its like they planned the whole thing.

Planet terror was part of the grindhouse movies, it was the one by robery rodrigez tho I am position I probably misspelled that. I would highly recomend the other grindhouse movie, Death Proof. So good.

Mhm. Sylar in a wife beater just made my brain melt completely.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

mhm. It does have vampire implications. I was just surprised because I got a watch, a coat and a phone in those colors all from different family members. Its like they planned the whole thing.
Interesting ...

Planet terror was part of the grindhouse movies, it was the one by robery rodrigez tho I am position I probably misspelled that. I would highly recomend the other grindhouse movie, Death Proof. So good.
None of that means anything to me, I'm afraid ... I'll see it someday ...

Mhm. Sylar in a wife beater just made my brain melt completely.
Ulp ... hell yeah!

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

I JUST read the part of this entry where you were talking about the white hole and it reminded me of the book So You want to be a wizard? and the others in teh series. BEcause once there was a white hole as one of the characters.
lalal.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

I JUST read the part of this entry where you were talking about the white hole and it reminded me of the book So You want to be a wizard?
I never finished that book ... I found it dull ... she was trying to find a lost pen, right? *headdesk*

BEcause once there was a white hole as one of the characters.
lalal.
Cool!

[lovemyfaceoff.livejournal.com]

I read the series up until like...Wizards Delimia but not because i didnt want to read it. I kept getting interupted over and over again, and decided the world didnt want me to read it.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

I read the series up until like...Wizards Delimia but not because i didnt want to read it. I kept getting interupted over and over again, and decided the world didnt want me to read it.
I had a friend who was OBSESSED with them ... never really got into them, though ... *sigh*
Speaking of books the world doesn't want us to read: I seem to have lost my copy of the BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD: The Winter's Tale, by Mark Helprin. *headdesk*
Reading his stuff is ... it's otherworldy. I swear, he's related to a Muse of some kind ... his words are not human.