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aunt_zeldaWe should have had a delay AT LEAST. Seriously, the roads: awful. It was snowing pretty steadily until nine-thirty-ish today.
This morning we began Lysistrata, and someone asked what a 'phallus' was and pretty soon the teacher got exasperated with everyone giggling and going red and me hiding my face in my arms and started to yell 'Penis! Penis! Penis!"
Yeah, before that we were going over odd words in the introduction and she was singing them to the tune of 'Tradition!' from Fiddler on the Roof. Imagine your teacher singing 'Nihilistic!' to that tune for a minute. (I knew what it meant because of some fanart of Claude on deviantart, but I was among the few.)
Also, the teacher started to reminisce about the last time Greek Theater was going on. She didn't teach it, she was teaching a Medieval Pilgrims class that she led on a 'pilgrimage' into town with candy bars in their nylon backpacks. Then the Greek Theater class drove up to them, leapt out of the van, tied them up with duct tape, and stole their candy, all the while chanting like the Chorus about how the pilgrims were out-of-their-time, imitating Medieval Pilgrims and using nylon backpacks. (The teacher was in on this, btw.)
While we all laughed about this and bemoaned the fact that we hadn't been here then, I said "So they were like Time Agents!" and nobody understood. Even NICK hasn't seen DW or Torchwood, and he's a bigger geek than I am! Harrumph!
I swear, that guy in my Advisory has telekinesis! He was fooling around with a broom, pretending to be Luke Skywalker, and he pointed down the stairs ataimisan and two of the Christmas lights exploded! I kid you not! I am scared! He's the guy who called me a b*tch last month and continues to say 'that's gay!' ... argh!
Ok, and if that wasn't ENOUGH for one day (oh no, we've only just left LUNCH!)
That's right, GEOMETRY CLASS.
For some reason I get rather giggly around that time of day, and it doesn't help that the class seems to breed fits of hysterical laughter. (As well as learning, I swear!)
Today my teacher got a tiny bit exasperated and idly said "If you miss this you won't be able to collect social-security." and aimisan and I were all 'buwhuh?!' and stopped folding cranes (mostly.)
Sometimes my teacher gets a bit off topic and somehow we were talking about basketball and he said he'd only played once as a child and had spent an hour sitting on top of a pole with his arms held out like a basket. He tells us these kinds of stories quite often, now that I think on it, in the same mournful, comedic tone. He also makes us little cakes with lemony icing on a regular basis ...
Anyhoodle, someone made a comment about breathing in air and how we're all sharing air and all the germs in our shower-water and my teacher really got into that and a friend of mine asked him if he thought about atoms while in the shower, like her old science teacher, and aimisan muttered to me "I think about Adam in the shower."
Our mutual friend heard and said "Atoms!"
But by this time I was laughing so hysterically and aimisan made a bad situation worse by saying "Peter thinks about Adam in the shower." and I just about DIED.
Fanarts, anyone? PLEEEEEASE?
Also, how does one post one of those 'all I want for Christmas' things? Ladywilde08 said she wanted porn and my mind is still reeling from all those smutty bondage fics on mylar_fic ... do I have that power?!)
This morning we began Lysistrata, and someone asked what a 'phallus' was and pretty soon the teacher got exasperated with everyone giggling and going red and me hiding my face in my arms and started to yell 'Penis! Penis! Penis!"
Yeah, before that we were going over odd words in the introduction and she was singing them to the tune of 'Tradition!' from Fiddler on the Roof. Imagine your teacher singing 'Nihilistic!' to that tune for a minute. (I knew what it meant because of some fanart of Claude on deviantart, but I was among the few.)
Also, the teacher started to reminisce about the last time Greek Theater was going on. She didn't teach it, she was teaching a Medieval Pilgrims class that she led on a 'pilgrimage' into town with candy bars in their nylon backpacks. Then the Greek Theater class drove up to them, leapt out of the van, tied them up with duct tape, and stole their candy, all the while chanting like the Chorus about how the pilgrims were out-of-their-time, imitating Medieval Pilgrims and using nylon backpacks. (The teacher was in on this, btw.)
While we all laughed about this and bemoaned the fact that we hadn't been here then, I said "So they were like Time Agents!" and nobody understood. Even NICK hasn't seen DW or Torchwood, and he's a bigger geek than I am! Harrumph!
I swear, that guy in my Advisory has telekinesis! He was fooling around with a broom, pretending to be Luke Skywalker, and he pointed down the stairs at
aimisan and two of the Christmas lights exploded! I kid you not! I am scared! He's the guy who called me a b*tch last month and continues to say 'that's gay!' ... argh!Ok, and if that wasn't ENOUGH for one day (oh no, we've only just left LUNCH!)
That's right, GEOMETRY CLASS.
For some reason I get rather giggly around that time of day, and it doesn't help that the class seems to breed fits of hysterical laughter. (As well as learning, I swear!)
Today my teacher got a tiny bit exasperated and idly said "If you miss this you won't be able to collect social-security." and aimisan and I were all 'buwhuh?!' and stopped folding cranes (mostly.)
Sometimes my teacher gets a bit off topic and somehow we were talking about basketball and he said he'd only played once as a child and had spent an hour sitting on top of a pole with his arms held out like a basket. He tells us these kinds of stories quite often, now that I think on it, in the same mournful, comedic tone. He also makes us little cakes with lemony icing on a regular basis ...
Anyhoodle, someone made a comment about breathing in air and how we're all sharing air and all the germs in our shower-water and my teacher really got into that and a friend of mine asked him if he thought about atoms while in the shower, like her old science teacher, and aimisan muttered to me "I think about Adam in the shower."
Our mutual friend heard and said "Atoms!"
But by this time I was laughing so hysterically and aimisan made a bad situation worse by saying "Peter thinks about Adam in the shower." and I just about DIED.
Fanarts, anyone? PLEEEEEASE?
Also, how does one post one of those 'all I want for Christmas' things? Ladywilde08 said she wanted porn and my mind is still reeling from all those smutty bondage fics on mylar_fic ... do I have that power?!)
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Date: 2007-12-10 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 12:05 am (UTC)Ooooo, are you hinting something, Mylar goddess? *mentally compiles wish-list*
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Date: 2007-12-11 12:22 am (UTC)You know a certain ship' I never write BUT you wanted to see me try :)
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Date: 2007-12-11 01:14 pm (UTC)ACK! *dies of joy* You're kidding! Yaaaaaaaaaay ... *plans wishlist for this afternoon*
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Date: 2007-12-11 01:29 pm (UTC)I actually started it yesterday so when I so your post. I jumped up and down for a good five mins....
I was so happy!
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Date: 2007-12-11 03:14 pm (UTC)Oh yay! *dance of JOY TO THE WORLD AND FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA* So should I still put it on my list?
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Date: 2007-12-11 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-11 12:29 am (UTC)It's no wonder my notebook gets filled up with Mylar drabbles and stick figure drawings. And my friends wonder why I never let it out of my sight...
Peter has a long list of people he thinks about in the shower... Claude, Nathan, Adam, possibly Mohinder and Sylar........ XDD
Mmmm... a wishlist... that sounds fun XD.
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Date: 2007-12-11 01:19 pm (UTC)Hee, everyone is envious of my school ... poor you! Well, at least your Calc teacher won't be killing any werewolves any time soon! *Werewolves need hugs*
It's no wonder my notebook gets filled up with Mylar drabbles and stick figure drawings. And my friends wonder why I never let it out of my sight...
aimisan and I draw cartoon Heroes stuff a lot ... wish I had a scanner ...
Peter has a long list of people he thinks about in the shower... Claude, Nathan, Adam, possibly Mohinder and Sylar........ XDD
Hee ... that should be a fic 'Who Peter Thinks About In The Shower.'
Mmmm... a wishlist... that sounds fun XD.
All the cool kids are doing it.