Alias Season 5

[aunt_zelda]

So I finished Season 5 of Alias tonight:

 

Buwhuh? Eh? So Heroes ripped off Alias in the department of immortals? Isabelle is just like Sydney? Sark is still out there? Everyone has kids? ANOTHER Big Red Ball was harmed in the making of this production?!

*sigh* Besides Sark, and some stuff, Seasons 4 and 5 were terrible.

 

When there were three more episodes left, Sark returned! As I was flailing about because Sark is bringing sexy back my companion said, “I know what Rambaldi’s endgame is! They’re going to have Sark and Sydney-pretending-to-be-Sydney-as-Anna make a porn movie!”

I did not stop laughing for at least ten minutes.

 

“Apparently I’m funny.” Yes, Victor Garber, you ARE! *whimpers about Jack’s death* How much slash was written about Jack and Sloane? I really don’t want to know … (please post links.) Actually, ANY Alias slash links would be lovely. Particularly anything with Sark. Also, is it just me, or did Jack smex half the planet? How else does one explain all those ‘favors’ he gives to all those random contacts?

 

SARK! He sauntered into his cell and a stereotypical beefy man looked him over, clearly thinking just what every fangirl thinks when they see Sark. He made a comment like “You’re going to be very popular around here. Being my friend will help you out.” or something equally skeevy and wonderful, then Sark said he’d make the guy eat his own tongue if he was staying there long. Then he swallowed a false tooth and pretended to choke to death. Stereotypical Beefy Man screamed (in Italian, I think): “Help! The beautiful man is dying!”

*died of laughter*

 

Ok, Marshal in the sauna with all those Asian men was PRICELESS.

I feel bad for Tom. I wanted to cry, not because he just gave up on life and watched a timer on a BOMB tick down, but because so much time was wasted on his pointless storyline. We didn’t even find out who ‘The Cardinal’ was! And I didn’t want him and Rachel to get together because Rachel was SMOKIN’ HOT with Sark!

“Why do I always get the assignments that involve hypothermia?” “Because you’re always late to briefings.” But it was worth it just to see Balthazar Getty in a funny Siberian hat.

“Your hair smells like fruit.” “Mitchell threw applesauce at my head this afternoon, I didn’t get a chance to wash it out.”

Marshall got BADASS when he told Sloane he wasn’t going to help him.

 

*sigh* Is it wrong that I feel bad for Sloane, after all that?

 

 

Oh well, has anyone seen Farscape? I’ve heard things about it, is it worth my time?

Comments

[trinaweena.livejournal.com]

See I liked Season 4 (probably cuase it was the fisrt season I ever saw) but didn't care for 5...I hated season 3, and loved 2, lol, i'm in the process of watching it again right now

I LOVE Farscape, I know some people have some problems with it, but it's one of my favorite shows ever, so I'd definatly say its worth your time

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

See I liked Season 4 (probably cuase it was the fisrt season I ever saw) but didn't care for 5...I hated season 3, and loved 2, lol, i'm in the process of watching it again right now
4 was ok I guess, my favorite parts concerned Sark, and the finale with the vampire-zombies of doom and pointlessness.

I LOVE Farscape, I know some people have some problems with it, but it's one of my favorite shows ever, so I'd definatly say its worth your time
Hmmmmm ... *considers*