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aunt_zeldahttp://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/24802.html – Episode 1, Season 2 of Heroes
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/26470.html - Episode 2, Lizards
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/30036.html - Episode 3, Kindred
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/31703.html - Upon a Time In Mexico
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/33143.html - Episode 5
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/34349.html – Episode 6
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/35114.html - Episode 7
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/36566.html - Episode 8
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/37616.html - Episode 9
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/39344.html - Episode 10
lord_vilid, thanks for inspiring ‘Tweedledumb’ …
You know what I just realized over the weekend? Mohinder is wearing one of those Breathe-Right-Nasal-Strips. That amuses me far too much and makes me want to start singing about Powder-Milk Biscuits and ketchup …
So, I watched a spoiler clip. And the Canadian preview, which is just about as bad.
PLEASE COME BACK SOONER THAN NEXT FALL! PLEASE!
Previously on Heroes: everything went to hell.
We begin with Mylar goodness. *still humming contentedly*
“What is it that you want?” Um, SLASH! Duh …
Tweedledumb serves breakfast and puts the slash on a slow simmer, until she’s all ‘Is that why you can’t kick ass with your powers anymore, Gah-briel?’ and Mohinder grabs a knife but Sylar has a gun and then Tweedledumb revs up her Ojos de Negro Muerte.
“Maya, don’t you spoil this!” Sylar orders, channeling the slashers. Then Molly comes in and screams because she too has the Ojos de Negro Muerte. “Stop it Maya! Stop it now!” Barely five minutes in and Sylar is already snapping at Tweedledumb. Oh joy!
The title is in a mirror. Cool.
Matt tells Angela that Badass Vicky is dead. I hate Tim Kring again for a few seconds. Angela tries to explain things to Matt and Nathan and us but it’s basically all stuff we knew already. *sigh* Tune in next season for some DAMN ANSWERS (maybe!)
Yeah, let’s all converge in
Peter is staunchly defending his boyfriend from Hiro, despite Hiro popping up all over the place like a Whack-A-Mole and giving very good reasons why he SHOULD be allowed to kill Sexy David Anders. Sadly, before Hiro can remove Peter’s head, Peter channels Veronica Mars and knocks Hiro out.
We snap back into real time and Adam takes Hiro’s sword. “I believe this is mine, carp.” Oi! You didn’t spend an entire season trying to get it! *sighs* David Anders hot … *doesn’t remember what I was indigent about anymore*
Ok, I tolerate Elle now that she’s not fondling the men-folk and her lines are getting to me. It helps that her arm is in a cast, which complicates any potential-fondling.
“She was just so weepy and earnest.” Hee! Claire in a nutshell! Elle needs to do those one liners for the whole cast! Then I’ll LIKE her!
The camera is reflected in SRG’s (Skeevy-Rimmed-Glasses) glasses. Hee, blooper …
Classic HRG-Shot! Exposition that makes us feel bad for Elle! SRG-Shot!
Sidekick Machine-Boy wants to be a hero and save St. Joan. Niki thinks Mohinder’s coming to cure her, unaware of the spoilers that have been leaked online for the past week or so.
Adam and Peter, being badass. There is absolutely no point for us to be spending time watching them stalk down a hall, TK-ing and slicing guards out of the way, other than the fangirl squees it produced. *SQUEE*
“There’s not much at stake, just the fate of the entire human race.” Heh …
Open the door for your boyfriend, Peter!
So Sylar takes Mohinder, Tweedledumb, and Molly to What-Was-Once-Isaac’s-Loft. Dear god, it’s just like all those slash fics … I KNEW the writers were poking about online!
Oh no, an alarm has been set off! We’ve waited ALL DAMN SEASON FOR THIS, don’t you DARE cut it short!
The password to SRG’s computer is ‘Midas’ … these people need to figure out better passwords. ‘Shanti’ … ‘Midas’ … no wonder Sylar was able to read up on the Viruses on Mohinder’s laptop without Micah’s power.
Elle thinks she’s going to bring down Sylar herself and impress her father (who tortured her when she was seven years old ‘for science.) I think she and the Tenth Doctor have both got that ‘kid who’s going to dig a hole to
“So you thought you’d be a hero. Well, you know what happens to heroes in the real world? They end up dead!” why does the GANGSTA’ who’s burning a girl alive inside a building speak the words-of-wisdom? I mean, the message I get from this show is that if you use your superpowers to save lives you ultimately wind up dead. Not a very positive statement for a superheroes franchise.
“Ok, we never talk about that ever again.” Hee! Cargo-Jet!
As the latest canon OTP discuss the impossibility of their situation and how Angela mind-told Matt to kill Peter, Hiro pops up like the cartoon character he is and yells “Flying man!” *sporfle* Matt says “Who’s this guy supposed to be?” I fall off the couch and start to rofl.
Yay! Claire and West officially broke up! (He’s so coming back if Sylar doesn’t eat his brainz right away.) HRG lives! Mr. Muggles is the mastermind of it all, I’m telling you!
*squeak* Molly was just trying to make Tweedledumb feel better … of course, Sylar SHOOTING Tweedledumb dead replaced my sad-feelings with an exclamation of joy. Women the fans hate have a tendency to get shot in Isaac’s loft …
“You and I have trust issues Doctor.” *sporfle* Try a safety-word, Sylar, that’ll win him back for sure!
“Save her, then you can save me.” HELL YEAH! Just like the slash fics! Even Tweedledumb living again won’t ruin my good mood because MOHINDER AND SYLAR ARE LESS THAN A YARD APART! *SQUEE*
Poor HRG! He’s gotta work for OWI again! Anti-Hero, Sympathetic-Villain, Family-Man, Company-Man, I really don’t know anymore. Let’s just call him Badass-With-Good-Intentions and leave it at that.
No! Peter hurt Hiro! Now he’s gonna DIE! I don’t care if he got Haitian’d for a while and spent a lot of time in
So, that’s Mohinder, HRG, and now PETER of all people knocked down from hero-status. *sigh* This is depressing.
Nathan has BAD hair. What happened to that lovely ’do he was sporting a few weeks ago? I miss that …
Peter is stupid. Matt and Hiro (good guys in Peter’s books) are telling him Adam is a nefarious character. Perhaps the evil-smex has lowered Peter’s IQ, not that it was very high to begin with …
Hiro says to Adam “You are not God.” Erm, the fangirls beg to differ … ooo, where are they going?!
No! The Virus dropped! The whole world’s gonna DIE!!!
Fifteen minutes left! Ack!
Erm, OWI? Yeah, don’t put a Virus that can KILL THE WHOLE WORLD in a fragile glass tube in a closet behind a big ol’ door in
Matt looks around the storage room. I see a brain (Sylar’s going to be all over that) and some cards (eh?) Matt asks “What is all this stuff?” Next season. They’re probably labeled ‘episode 5’ and ‘episode 8’ and so on …
Peter destroys the Virus with Ted’s power. Helix-In-The-Dust!
Even without the ominous air-vent I would have known something bad was going to happen with the press-conference: mind-control never ends well.
Ergh, Tweedledumb lives.
No! Elle vs. Sylar! Go Sylar! Don’t you DARE throw him through a window, Elle, I was just starting to like you! You evil … wait, who am I rooting for anymore? I give up: they’re ALL evil.
So, Niki beats up the gangsta’ and saves Monica from the Fires-of-WHY?! Of course, without her super-strength, Niki gets trapped inside the building and doesn’t make it out before it explodes. I don’t see how she could have survived, really I don’t. Poor Micah, now he has to live with Uhura, Cousin-Jerk, and St. Joan. Well, that’s not too bad, I suppose … I hope Monica grabbed the medal before she ran out of the building because otherwise nobody’s going to remember who DL was.
Ew. I think I’m going to be sick. Adam is buried alive/immortal. *shivershiver* Talk about your worst-nightmare … *shivershiver*
“Sylar’s gone. My dad’s gonna kill me.” No, Elle, the fangirls are still out for your blood. Worry about US, dear.
Mohinder replies to that “I highly doubt that. If you hadn’t shown up Sylar would have slaughtered us all. We owe you our lives.”
“Really? Cool.” Yeah, Elle, having a ten-year-old, The-World’s-Worst-Spy, and Tweedledumb in your debt is really going to help you in the long-run. Of course, she’s psycho, so having friends at any stretch is good for her.
Nathan makes a vague speech while we watch clips from seasons 1 and 2. It makes me very nostalgic because for the past few days I’ve been watching the first few episodes and feeling sad and giggling at Mohinder’s various accents.
OMG! I NEVER SAW THAT COMING! NATHAN IS DEAD! HRG DID IT! *screamed out loud like YOU ALL DID, don’t deny it!*
Pandora’s Box? Does that mean something specific or is it just a metaphor? Well, be sure to let hope out … no, not the tall evil chick from that lame episode … *sighs*
END OF VOLUME TWO
VOLUME THREE ‘VILLAINS’
Sylar injects himself in some sketchy alley. All his cuts heal. He TKs an empty can of spinach into his hand and, ignoring the impending Popeye jokes, says “I’m baaaaaaack.”
Oh hell YEAH.
Next Week: I’ll go to bed at a reasonable hour and worry that the writers will continue to strike and we’ll to wait until next fall for more Heroes. Just give them their damn eight cents and internet royalties, you stupid producers!
Season 2 Overview:
People hooked up and broke up: the fans hate young love.
Nathan got shot before telling the world he could fly, and now he’s dead.
HRG got shot, but brought back with Claire-and-Mohinder’s blood and now he’s working at OWI again to keep his family safe.
Claire angsts.
Sylar hangs out with The-World’s-Most-Boring-Twins in The-World’s-Slowest-Product-Placement. Then he rekindles the slash with a phone call and kidnapping! He’s also wet and clad only in a towel in episode 10. Yeah, that’s the highlight of the season.
Mohinder is living with Matt and they’re raising Molly. No, they’re NOT gay, what gave you that idea?
Hiro mostly annoys, hangs out in PastJapan way too long, has a badass katana-fight, then makes the fatal mistake of burying sexy David Anders alive/immortal.
Niki gets all blowed up.
Micah has a cousin who’s gonna be a ninja Saint.
Peter is stupid but we forgive him because he’s mostly shirtless for the entire season. No, I’m serious! He also looses his random Irish girlfriend in the future.
Matt conquers his daddy-issues and wavers on becoming an Evil-Sith.
DL uses his powers to save lives while being a firefighter, then pointlessly dies. We all cry, even though we hardly knew him and thought he was a stereotype.
The Haitian mostly hangs out in front of a greenscreen.
The Graphic Novel:
What happened to West when he was abducted, it was sad and scary, and Claire sort of meets him.
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Re: A few things
Date: 2007-12-05 09:36 pm (UTC)*sigh* people just don't understand us.
- Adam is so fucking badass and sexy. -swoons- Oh yeah, and he wants to kill most of the human race with a virus but who cares about that?
I concur!
- Peter, you're dumb.
*nodnod*
Basically my favorite part. Well one of them anyway. Oh Matt! -hugs him-
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Of course, canon slash is ended with bullets of doom ...
-I as so Happy when Sylar was all -epic eyeroll- *SHOOTS A BTICH* but then they had to ruin it by bringing her back to life. SHE IS SO DUMB. I THINK SHE IS TO DUMB TO BREATH.
*grins* We all enjoyed Maya's shootage way too much. Like with Simone.
- I LOVED Nathan's hair from a couple of weeks ago. I called him Mr. Sexy hair.
Even I noticed and I'm not particularly fond of Nathan!
- You left out the "You were more then a friend to me." Line -falls over giggling-
I really don't want to slash Hiro and Adam but the writers keep piling it up on us ...
- Adam - whoa. Sucks to be you right now. 0__0
*feels ill*
- NATHAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU WERE JUST GETTING FUNNY.
I agree!
POPEYE THE SALIOR MAN
Hee, yeppers!
Re: A few things
Date: 2007-12-09 05:25 am (UTC)Re: A few things
Date: 2007-12-09 05:21 pm (UTC)It's just odd, isn't it? I mean, we're so game to slash every man that shares the screen with another, but when we get Hiro/Adam thrown in front of us we're all '... nah.'