Elle (Plaude and Jack Fic)
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aunt_zeldaTitle: Elle
Rating: R for FOUL LANGUAGE.
Pairings: Peter/Doctor Claude, Peter/Jack/Doctor Claude, one-sided Elle/Peter (eeew! Het!)
Warnings: This spoils Heroes Season 1, up to episode 4 of Season 2, and Doctor Who Season 1. If you haven’t seen these things, why are you at a FANSITE?!
Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.
Recap If You’re Lazy And Won’t Follow My Lovely Links: When we last left our intrepid three, they were partaking in an OT3 that sent many fangirls into flailing fits of death.
Summary: The fourth Part to my 'Poodle in the TARDIS' trilogy. Elle bashes her way into THIS slash. Peter sees Doctor Claude in THE PHOTO. I leave you with ANOTHER cliffhanger.
My Thoughts: Kristin Bell/Elle seems determined to break up my two favorite slashes (Mylar and Plaude: she was hitting on ZQ and her character is after Peter.) I wrote two fics about her threatening the Mylar:
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/23281.html - Elle threatens the Mylar
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/24309.html - Crime Against Slashers
And now I’ve written this.
Yeah, I have a feeling I’m going to HATE her … though, admittedly, tomorrow night she makes her first appearance, so I’ll know for sure soon enough.
The blond woman pursed her lips and stared at the door of the blue box. As if it wasn’t bad enough trailing Peter to
Peter Petrelli, I’m going to fucking kill you after I get my hands on you.
*
“Claude?”
The Doctor looked up from his book. It was difficult, answering to ‘Claude’ again, especially when Jack kept calling him ‘Doctor.’
“Yeah, Pete?”
Peter held up a framed photograph. “Is this you? This was taken years ago, and you look exactly the same.”
The Doctor stood up and walked over to Peter. He took the photo and examined it. “Yeah, this is me … month or two ago, actually.”
Peter blinked. “But … you look exactly the same. I mean … this is my dad. And my mom. They look so … young.”
The Doctor sighed and patted Peter’s shoulder. “Time travel, pup, takes a while to get used to.”
A loud banging noise shattered the moment.
Jack, who’d been nodding off by the controls, sat up and checked the outside screen. “We’ve got a solicitor…” he announced as the Doctor and Peter hurried up. “Hot blond … anyone recognize her?”
Peter shook his head. The Doctor scowled. “She’s got ‘Company’ written all over her … I say we leave right now –”
BANG.
The TARDIS door was yanked open. A young blond woman stood in the doorway. She would have been very attractive if her face hadn’t hinted at a determination that wavered on psychotic.
“Doctor? …” Jack whispered, standing up. “I thought no one could open the door without a key …”
”Me too.” the Doctor hissed.
The blond stalked up to the console, stopped, and crossed her arms. “You’re coming with me, Peter Petrelli.” she said, ignoring Jack and the Doctor.
Peter blinked. “Um … who the hell are you? I’m not going anywhere!” he threw his arms around the Doctor to illustrate.
The blond scowled. “My name is Elle.”
Peter listened into her thoughts as she babbled something about the Company wanting him.
Damn, he’s even hotter than his picture. Wonder if I could get him into a hotel room before I bring him in? …
Before Peter could exclaim ‘Eeew!’ Elle raised her hand to shoulder height and pointed at Jack. Blue electricity crackled through the air and wrapped around Jack’s body. Jack screamed and dropped to the floor.
Peter gasped.
Elle turned back to him. “Ok, do you want me to fry your other boyfriend, or can we just leave now?”
Peter kept his face perfectly calm as he watched Jack stand back up after being electrocuted.
“That hurt, Barbie,” Jack said, tackling a very surprised Elle.
“How is that – OW! – possible?!” she demanded as Jack stood up and started kicking her.
“Ask him,” Jack said, pointing to the Doctor. “It’s his TARDIS you broke into.”
The Doctor scowled at the blond. “How did you open the door? That should be impossible.”
Elle grinned and sat up. “Little trick I learned from the Company. There are people who want to get back at you, Doctor, for fucking up their lives.” She leapt to her feet and pointed at the Doctor.
“No!” Peter shrieked. Even though Jack appeared to have Claire’s ability, he wasn’t sure Claude did. Peter hurled Elle out of the TARDIS with a blast of telekinesis.
*
Elle fell, hard, onto asphalt and scrapped her knees badly. Fuck fuck FUCK! she thought to herself, gingerly standing up.
“And stay out!” the Doctor roared, slamming the door shut.
Seconds later, the box made a repeating, strange noise, faded, and disappeared.
Elle scowled. “I’ll find you, Peter Petrelli,” she hissed. “No matter how far in space or time you run, I will find you.”
She took out her cellphone to call for backup.
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Date: 2007-10-21 08:14 pm (UTC)“How is that – OW! – possible?!” she demanded as Jack stood up and started kicking her.
Haha this randomly cracked me up and I'm still not quite sure why it's so funny...
My friend is really excited that Kristin Bell is on the show. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she watches Heroes... *sigh* I guess she doesn't realize that normal people watch Heroes for the slash XD
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Date: 2007-10-21 10:18 pm (UTC)That's perfectly ok ...
Haha this randomly cracked me up and I'm still not quite sure why it's so funny...
Me neither ... I just HATE HER already ...
My friend is really excited that Kristin Bell is on the show. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she watches Heroes... *sigh* I guess she doesn't realize that normal people watch Heroes for the slash XD
I have never seen Kristin Bell in ANYTHING ... *sigh* she's trying to break up said slash! She must be stopped!
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Date: 2007-10-21 10:21 pm (UTC)YAY for more Doctor Who/Heroes crossover fics! Now there's 6 out there (yours, my one, and hllangel's), the Doctor/Peter(/Jack) is growing!!!
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Date: 2007-10-21 11:03 pm (UTC)Glad to amuse!
YAY for more Doctor Who/Heroes crossover fics! Now there's 6 out there (yours, my one, and hllangel's),
Ooo, you got linky-links for those?
the Doctor/Peter(/Jack) is growing!!!
Yeah ... I'm shameless sometimes ...
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Date: 2007-10-21 11:43 pm (UTC)hllangel's 'Etymology'
My 'Of Aliens and...'
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Date: 2007-10-22 05:12 am (UTC)But I am in favor of anything that includes the new OT3.
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Date: 2007-10-22 12:17 pm (UTC)I hope to like her (she sounds like she's going to be a psycho) but I have the terrible feeling that I won't.
But I am in favor of anything that includes the new OT3.
Hee, of course you are, you little perv ... YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!!!
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Date: 2007-10-22 06:03 pm (UTC)MWHAHAHAHA!! It's all part of my evil plan...
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Date: 2007-10-23 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-23 12:15 pm (UTC)Yep!
On the other hand, this was cracky and awesome!
Hee ... thanks!
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Date: 2007-11-09 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-09 01:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-09 03:05 pm (UTC)But you other writers out there take note - this needs to descend into open pornography! Help the lady out! :P
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Date: 2007-11-09 04:56 pm (UTC)Oh, thanks! *friends you* I know I've seen you somewhere before ...
But you other writers out there take note - this needs to descend into open pornography! Help the lady out! :P
I'm sure other people (tessykins in particular) will write it.