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aunt_zeldaalkfdjalfjadslfjalfjlafjlasjfdlajflafjlasfdjlafjlafjla!!!
*flails, jumps, punches the air, sits in the common room blathering to friends about the plots and spluttering and flailing some more*
My brain is exploding again and again right now. So much to take in! So much awesome! So much scary! So much heartbreak! So much WIN! FUCKING WIN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! MORTY IS MY HERO!
Also I started crying. When Harry was checking in with his friends with Uriel. It reminded me of when Eleven was saying goodbye to Amy Pond, except even moreso. For a horrible moment I thought that Butcher was going to kill Harry for reals. Thank all the gods and goddesses and the devil in the deep blue sea that he didn't.
Although I did yelp and flinch and shudder when Harry woke up WITH TREES IN HIS ARMS GOOD GOD I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN EEEEEEEEEEEW.
Mab and Demonreach teaming up to save Harry? Almost totally makes up for the fact that there was no Marcone in this book. ALMOST.
Oh noes ... I just realize that they never checked in with Bob again! BOB! BOB MIGHT BE DEAD! BOB MIGHT JUST BE EVIL BOB NOW!BOB AND EVIL BOB MIGHT BE HAVING KINKY SELFCEST HATESEX IN THE NEVERNEVER! I'D BETTER HEAR ALL ABOUT IT!
Speaking of kinky sex, I love Justine. I loved her even before she brought in a smexy lady in a trenchcoat and nothing else for hot threesomes with Thomas. But the threesome thing made me squee. It's wrong, yeah, but in a way it's also kinda right.
HOLY CHEESE HARRY PLANNED HIS OWN DEATH!!! ALKALFJALDJSALDJALSFJLASJFLA!!!!! AND KINCAID DID IT, OF COURSE HE DID, WHO ELSE COULD HAVE?????!!?!!! THAT IS SO BRILLIANT AND YET ALSO SUCH A COP-OUT BUT I DON'T CARE IN THE SLIGHEST!!!!!!!!
I do, however, strongly object to Harry having Molly fuck with his memory to make him forget about arranging his death. Molly is not supposed to fuck with people's minds, she nearly got killed when she fucked with people's minds because she was trying to prevent her friend from miscarrying again. No wonder Harry dying and stuff turned her into fucking River Tam on magic steroids. I'm glad that Harry reflected on how he didn't really prepare Molly for the world and how her being all messed up is mostly his fault. They'd better deal with that more in the next book, especially about him getting her to make him forget about arranging his own death. Because that is just ... wrong. Very, very wrong.
Maggie is with the Carpenters? Is that ... wise? It seems too perfect, too "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Epilogue" to me. Then again, Guardian Angels guarding the place, former Knight of the Cross, hordes of kids, a mom who forges armor, a Foo Dog ... yeah, that's wise. I cried, I squeed, it's all good.
So now Harry is Mab's Knight. And she knows he tried to screw her over. And she and he came to a sort of agreement that he'll follow her orders but he'll do it his own way, thanks, and if she starts to fuck with his mind he'll shut down and be of no use to her. Hopefully that will last. Hopefully some of his missions will involve Marconeand sex. Lots and lots of Marcone and sex. Oh, hey, now I can go to the Ghost Stories spoilers section of the Dresden Files Kink Meme! *SQUEEEEEEEE*
Now I have to wait god-knows-how-long for the next one. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
P.S. I love you, Jim Butcher, honestly, but sometimes you make me so gorram ANGRY and I make threats about driving to Missouri and punching you in the face, and that's not nice at all. Then again, neither is delaying book release dates or leaving us with gigantic fucking cliffhangers.
*flails, jumps, punches the air, sits in the common room blathering to friends about the plots and spluttering and flailing some more*
My brain is exploding again and again right now. So much to take in! So much awesome! So much scary! So much heartbreak! So much WIN! FUCKING WIN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! MORTY IS MY HERO!
Also I started crying. When Harry was checking in with his friends with Uriel. It reminded me of when Eleven was saying goodbye to Amy Pond, except even moreso. For a horrible moment I thought that Butcher was going to kill Harry for reals. Thank all the gods and goddesses and the devil in the deep blue sea that he didn't.
Although I did yelp and flinch and shudder when Harry woke up WITH TREES IN HIS ARMS GOOD GOD I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN EEEEEEEEEEEW.
Mab and Demonreach teaming up to save Harry? Almost totally makes up for the fact that there was no Marcone in this book. ALMOST.
Oh noes ... I just realize that they never checked in with Bob again! BOB! BOB MIGHT BE DEAD! BOB MIGHT JUST BE EVIL BOB NOW!
Speaking of kinky sex, I love Justine. I loved her even before she brought in a smexy lady in a trenchcoat and nothing else for hot threesomes with Thomas. But the threesome thing made me squee. It's wrong, yeah, but in a way it's also kinda right.
HOLY CHEESE HARRY PLANNED HIS OWN DEATH!!! ALKALFJALDJSALDJALSFJLASJFLA!!!!! AND KINCAID DID IT, OF COURSE HE DID, WHO ELSE COULD HAVE?????!!?!!! THAT IS SO BRILLIANT AND YET ALSO SUCH A COP-OUT BUT I DON'T CARE IN THE SLIGHEST!!!!!!!!
I do, however, strongly object to Harry having Molly fuck with his memory to make him forget about arranging his death. Molly is not supposed to fuck with people's minds, she nearly got killed when she fucked with people's minds because she was trying to prevent her friend from miscarrying again. No wonder Harry dying and stuff turned her into fucking River Tam on magic steroids. I'm glad that Harry reflected on how he didn't really prepare Molly for the world and how her being all messed up is mostly his fault. They'd better deal with that more in the next book, especially about him getting her to make him forget about arranging his own death. Because that is just ... wrong. Very, very wrong.
Maggie is with the Carpenters? Is that ... wise? It seems too perfect, too "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Epilogue" to me. Then again, Guardian Angels guarding the place, former Knight of the Cross, hordes of kids, a mom who forges armor, a Foo Dog ... yeah, that's wise. I cried, I squeed, it's all good.
So now Harry is Mab's Knight. And she knows he tried to screw her over. And she and he came to a sort of agreement that he'll follow her orders but he'll do it his own way, thanks, and if she starts to fuck with his mind he'll shut down and be of no use to her. Hopefully that will last. Hopefully some of his missions will involve Marcone
Now I have to wait god-knows-how-long for the next one. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
P.S. I love you, Jim Butcher, honestly, but sometimes you make me so gorram ANGRY and I make threats about driving to Missouri and punching you in the face, and that's not nice at all. Then again, neither is delaying book release dates or leaving us with gigantic fucking cliffhangers.
