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aunt_zelda I am finding it impossible to watch Midnight Heat because I can't stop squeeing over how adorable young!Brad Jones is. I mean, holy cheese, he's so cute. I am reacting as though an especially fluffy kitty just wandered into my line of vision. I am actually putting my fists up to my mouth and grinning and saying things like "awwwwww, lookit! Eee's so cute!" This is so undignified for me, and I'm the person who willingly got up and Morris Danced in front of hundreds last week.
He's like a baby-faced Quentin Tarantino ... sort of ... not really ... I don't know, he's just too adorable for words. It's like when Doug released those old videos of his, but WORSE, because Brad still has The Voice even as a young, baby-faced Quentin Tarantino Expy.
Apollo, Thor, and Bast help me, he's got The Eyebrows even when he's young and baby-faced. I am not going to last ten minutes into this thing, let alone an hour and 37 minutes.
What is it with Brad and playing pimps? I mean really.Not that I'm complaining, mind. Brad Jones could be playing a lobster in a movie and I'd be watching every second. This is going to lead to a lot of really sexy skeevy fanfic, isn't it?
Oh hai Sarah Lewis! You're awesome! ... you probably already know that! Just wanted to put that out there, anyways! *squee*
There's something very guilty-pleasure about hearing Brad Jones say naughty things. It's gotta be The Voice. *rowr*
I'm calling it right now: the dude in the white shirt who was doing push-ups is The Scalper. I know I'll probably be wrong, but whatevs, calling it now.
Phil is a delightful little cretin, isn't he? *makes a sick-face*
The music's too loud when people are talking. *strains ears*
So Brad's playing not just a pimp, but a pimp who's "nice" to his girls, cares about them in his own way, is talked-down to by the local Jerkass Pimp King Dude, and wants to get out of the business. Ladies and gentlemen and others, we have a jerk with a heart of gold! Ding ding ding ding!
Poor Nikki, she's going to die horribly, isn't she?
I'd be more scared if the John Nikki is riding with wasn't wearing a grandma wig.
*snerk* For some reason, I am really loving the Detective character. You gotta admire a guy whose introduction is snorting cocaine???(I'm not good at identifying drugs, ok?) with a blonde chick in an elevator and swearing a lot and declaring that he's gonna kill the Scalper, and his second scene is snarking at some dude in an alleyway and spouting more curse words. Also, the dude in the alleyway is funny. I don't know why, his character just appeals to me for some strange reason that I can't explain yet.
Ya'll should know that I started grinning and dancing in place when "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" started playing. I fucking love that song.
Oh hai Jerrid! Oh hai Jerrid's scary, hairy chest and arms!
Goodbye, Jerrid, and Jerrid's hair, scary chest and arms!
He's like a baby-faced Quentin Tarantino ... sort of ... not really ... I don't know, he's just too adorable for words. It's like when Doug released those old videos of his, but WORSE, because Brad still has The Voice even as a young, baby-faced Quentin Tarantino Expy.
Apollo, Thor, and Bast help me, he's got The Eyebrows even when he's young and baby-faced. I am not going to last ten minutes into this thing, let alone an hour and 37 minutes.
What is it with Brad and playing pimps? I mean really.
Oh hai Sarah Lewis! You're awesome! ... you probably already know that! Just wanted to put that out there, anyways! *squee*
There's something very guilty-pleasure about hearing Brad Jones say naughty things. It's gotta be The Voice. *rowr*
I'm calling it right now: the dude in the white shirt who was doing push-ups is The Scalper. I know I'll probably be wrong, but whatevs, calling it now.
Phil is a delightful little cretin, isn't he? *makes a sick-face*
The music's too loud when people are talking. *strains ears*
So Brad's playing not just a pimp, but a pimp who's "nice" to his girls, cares about them in his own way, is talked-down to by the local Jerkass Pimp King Dude, and wants to get out of the business. Ladies and gentlemen and others, we have a jerk with a heart of gold! Ding ding ding ding!
Poor Nikki, she's going to die horribly, isn't she?
I'd be more scared if the John Nikki is riding with wasn't wearing a grandma wig.
*snerk* For some reason, I am really loving the Detective character. You gotta admire a guy whose introduction is snorting cocaine???(I'm not good at identifying drugs, ok?) with a blonde chick in an elevator and swearing a lot and declaring that he's gonna kill the Scalper, and his second scene is snarking at some dude in an alleyway and spouting more curse words. Also, the dude in the alleyway is funny. I don't know why, his character just appeals to me for some strange reason that I can't explain yet.
Ya'll should know that I started grinning and dancing in place when "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" started playing. I fucking love that song.
Oh hai Jerrid! Oh hai Jerrid's scary, hairy chest and arms!
Goodbye, Jerrid, and Jerrid's hair, scary chest and arms!
