Crime Against Slashers (Terror-Fic)
Sep. 25th, 2007 07:04 pmTitle: Crime Against Slashers
Rating: PG. This could even be G …
Word Count: 177
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should wait and watch the DVDs! Also, I’ve seen Episode 1 of Season 2!
Disclaimer: Own Heroes? I’m wishing on a staaaaaaaaaaaaaaar …
Summary: Tim Kring has a meeting.
My Thoughts: This cracky drabble spawned from my worst fear last night. Turns out Elle’s character doesn’t even come into the season until episode 5, as I learned later today. And Persons # 1, 2, and 3 would have names if I wasn’t so darn busy!
Tim Kring: Ok, so, Season 2. Got a lovely lineup, Zachary Quinto is a series regular, and Hana is now an infomorph. Discussion begins now!
Person #1: The general mood is that Christopher Ecclestein is desperately wanted back on the show.
Tim Kring: We’re talking to him. Fifty-fifty chance, depends on the writing … hopefully we’ll get him back.
Person #2: People are speculating about what ‘serious crime’ Kristin Bell’s character Elle will be committing the first time we see her.
Tim Kring: *grins wickedly* Well, the first thing we see her doing is making out with Zach on a beach in Hawaiian clothing.
Person #3: What?! But … how is that a serious crime?!
Tim Kring: It’s a crime against the slashers! They’ve been writing fan-fiction about Sendhil and Zach since Mohinder stepped through Zane’s door! Zach and Sendhil have been laughing about it and sending those slashers into fits of hysterics just by being in interviews together! Let’s really give them something to write about!
Person #2: B-b-but … but sir!
Tim Kring: Meeting adjourned!