I figured out how Sylar is able to have a four-year-old in the future, and who the mommy is:
Mohinder is totally Little!Noah's mommy. Tomorrow night, Sylar will arrive to 'rescue' Nathan and Tracey from Mohinder (oh, the irony, it'd KILL us!), fix Mohinder's Dr. Hyde-Lizard-Spiderman thing, and have mad hot sex on the floorpocalypse with him. Then in nine months, we'll have a little baby. It's the only plausible ending for Mohinder's horrific plot 'twist' this season.
In other news, I want to marry Umehito Nekozawa.
That is all.
Mohinder is totally Little!Noah's mommy. Tomorrow night, Sylar will arrive to 'rescue' Nathan and Tracey from Mohinder (oh, the irony, it'd KILL us!), fix Mohinder's Dr. Hyde-Lizard-Spiderman thing, and have mad hot sex on the floorpocalypse with him. Then in nine months, we'll have a little baby. It's the only plausible ending for Mohinder's horrific plot 'twist' this season.
In other news, I want to marry Umehito Nekozawa.
That is all.
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Date: 2008-10-19 09:36 pm (UTC)DUDE. you win the internetz!! \0/
either that or I've lost my mind to fandom just as surely as you have, and we're all screwed XD
I'm better it's the first one though ;)
OH wait!! you forgot the part where Mr. Muggles jumps in and makes it a threesome! And then HRG hops in to GET Mr. Muggles and it ends up as foursome...and then Adam comes over for kicks and giggles and we get ourselves a regular orgy. *sage nod*
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Date: 2008-10-20 09:58 pm (UTC)I do? *blinks* Suekay! (That's me attempting to spell 'wow' in Japanese.)
either that or I've lost my mind to fandom just as surely as you have, and we're all screwed XD
Yeppers! (Though, as soon as Mohinder injected himself with that Promicen, we were screwed, so *shrugs*)
OH wait!! you forgot the part where Mr. Muggles jumps in and makes it a threesome! And then HRG hops in to GET Mr. Muggles and it ends up as foursome...and then Adam comes over for kicks and giggles and we get ourselves a regular orgy. *sage nod*
*shakes head* And I though I'd lost it ... though your theory is MUCH hotter ...
(P.S. yes, we DO need a new word for 'awesome' after the Sylar and HRG suits and ties team up ...)
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Date: 2008-10-20 05:56 pm (UTC)I keep trying to figure out: why is it that I can sit through three seasons of blatant Marvel-verse ripoffs and enjoy every minute of it, and yet when Mohinder goes Doc Connors on us, I'm like, "Sheeah, why don't you try something that hasn't been done already!"
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Date: 2008-10-20 09:59 pm (UTC)My thoughts exactly. I think at this point, ANYTHING is possible, even canon gayness on an American show.
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Date: 2008-10-20 08:31 pm (UTC)floorpocalypse! Tee that is totally made of win
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Date: 2008-10-20 10:01 pm (UTC)Me too. Me too.
(I stole 'floorpocalypse' from TWoP, which got it from a person from the Ninth Wonders Boards, I think. It's in the early S1 recaps, and had I the time I would give you the exact credit.)