First Kiss (Second part of my Academy!Fic Series)

[aunt_zelda]

Title: First Kiss

Rating: PG-13, for lotsa kissing. And some mild language.  

Pairings: Theta/Koschei (duh) but also Ushas/Theta and Ushas/Koschei (Ushas is the Gallifreyan-Academy-Fic equivalent of Capt. Jack, methinks.)

Summary: Theta has his first kiss … es.

Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, Theta Sigma, Koschei, or Ushas. If I did, the world of Who would be very different indeed ...

A/N: Second fic in my Academy series (I guess it’s a series.) They’re not chronological, more like snapshots from the gang’s time at the Academy. I’ll be jumping about a lot. And I know there are no deer on Gallifrey, that’s the TARDIS translating for you! And yes, I know it’s highly unlikely that they had ties but … I … said … so! Yeah … just pretend it’s Hogwarts with Time Lords instead of magic and don’t start nitpicking until I weasel Drax in here …

I think the gang is somewhere around fifteen here, for those of you keeping score at home.

Enjoy! Please leave lots of comments!

 

 

First Kiss

 

Concealed in a storage shed they’d converted long ago into their ‘secret lair’ (ditching etiquette class once again) Theta, Koschei, and Ushas were daydreaming out loud about what they’d do once they got out of school. As usual, they planned to team up together, steal a TARDIS when they didn’t pass the test, and go off traveling in space and time.

Life seemed so inexplicably dull and slow here on Gallifrey, they longed for adventures such as the Time Lords (and Ladies, Ushas always reminded the boys) had gone on. They were going to rule entire solar systems, as a way of sticking it to the High Council, and have forbidden relations with any attractive species they encountered.

Ushas laughed her high-pitched laugh. “We’ll be invincible!”

Koschei nodded, leaning against the wall for support. “Unstoppable!”

Theta had actually slid to the floor and was giggling hysterically. “We’ll be known across the universe! Theta, Koschei, and Ushas!”

Ushas paused, corralling her laughter. “Oi! How come I’m last?!”

“Because you’re a girl.” Koschei and Theta said in unison.

Ushas scowled. “Well, if that’s how you feel, you can count me out of this … insanity! See how far you idiots get without me around to keep you from blowing up a sun!” she yanked the door open and marched off into the field, skirt swishing imperiously.

Theta had regained control of his breathing. “Ushas! No!” Koschei heaved the other boy to his feet and they raced after the seething Time-Maiden.

“We didn’t mean it like that!” Koschei yelped, seizing Ushas’ hand and whirling her around. “Really!”

Ushas yanked her hand from Koschei’s, crossed her arms, and gave the two boys a furious look of consideration.

She sighed. “Fine …”

Theta threw his arms around her. Koschei beamed, hugging her as well, though not as enthusiastically as Theta.

Ushas rolled her eyes. “If I don’t, the High Council will probably commission me to hunt you two down anyway, so I might as well be there with you and have some fun before some yes-man catches us … Oi! Stop that!” she kicked Koschei in the shins: he’d been copping a feel.

Koschei gave Ushas his best (and very convincing) look of doe-eyed innocence, which was very hard to achieve whilst hopping up and down in pain. “What? What did I do?” he flashed a sultry smirk at her.

Ushas wriggled out of Theta’s suffocating embrace and started for Koschei, eyes blazing with her signature rage. “I’m going to kick your skinny ass from here to Rassilon’s Festival!” she screeched, raising one foot – which was clad in a formidable-looking boot – into the air.

Koschei made a noise that sounded suspiciously like ‘eeek!’ and ran towards the forest. “Save me, Theta!” he yelled over his shoulder as Ushas gained on him. She was yelling dire threats in several languages at the fleeing Koschei.

Theta sighed, ruffled his own hair, and started after them. He knew that he’d probably find Koschei shoved against a tree with Ushas kissing him (yuck!) or, worse yet, Ushas shoved against a tree and Koschei kissing her (double yuck!)

For some inexplicable reason he, Theta Sigma, was never the one shoved against the tree, or doing the shoving, though he quite liked to imagine shoving Koschei against a tree, a wall, or any other flat surface, quite a lot these days.

Theta wondered why that was so. Was it normal to fancy your best friend? Well, he did have two best friends, and he felt like he’d swallowed something large whenever he thought about either of them in a romantic sense. But he understood Ushas (and girls), and how boys and girls got along in that way. It was him and Koschei that intrigued him. How might that work?

This time it was Koschei shoved against a tree, with Ushas snogging the hell out of him. But this time Ushas had mysteriously succeeded in tying Koschei’s hands behind the tree with her school-tie, which was something new entirely. Koschei’s leg was arching up to clench around Ushas’ waist, but she kept pushing it back down with a laugh.

Ushas turned around when Theta coughed loudly: her lipstick was smeared in a reckless, sexy way. Without her tie, her blouse was dipping down to reveal a lot more cleavage than usual.

Ushas looked down at herself, then back up at Theta, and grinned. “I’m up here, Sig,” she said, pointing to her eyes.

Theta turned red. He turned even redder when Ushas shoved him against a totally new tree and ran a hand through his eternally-messy hair.

He was certain he was redder than his school-sweater when Ushas leaned forward and pressed her sticky lips against his trembling ones.

Ushas had never kissed Theta on the lips. His forehead, yes, and on his cheek from time to time, but never on his lips. That was something she did with Koschei while Theta squirmed in the corner, stealing glances and feeling very odd indeed.

Ushas pulled back and glanced over her shoulder, where Koschei was still tied to the tree. “Getting off on this, you perv?” she asked him, tweaking Theta’s nose with a smirk.

Theta caught the flicker of embarrassment on Koschei’s face: aha!

Ushas dragged Theta towards Koschei, spun him around, and planted her hands on his shoulders. Then she leaned down and whispered into Theta’s burning ear. “Go on, Theta … you know you want to.”

Theta went red. He stared at Ushas, then at Koschei.

Koschei’s eyebrows jumped light years.

Ushas smiled and gave Theta a little push. “Oh, come on, Sig …”

Theta rocked back and forth on the balls of his feet, biting his lip. (Koschei’s eyes were burning holes into his school-sweater, he was sure of it!)

Then he threw caution and modesty to the wind and lunged forward, standing on tip-toes to reach Koschei’s lips.

Theta had never kissed a boy before. Until five minutes ago, he hadn’t kissed anybody before. Of course, he wasn’t sure that Ushas semi-attacking him counted as a first-kiss. Then again, Koschei was semi-tied-up right now, so did this count as a first kiss either?

Theta’s inner-debate was brought to a close when he felt Koschei’s lips moving against his.

He suddenly realized that the strange something he’d tasted on Ushas’ lips was Koschei. This made Theta shed his tentative embarrassment for good, because he was determined to make Koschei taste like him, though he hadn’t ever thought about what he, Theta Sigma, tasted like. He hoped it was good, because he liked kissing Koschei, as he knew he would, and he didn’t want to stop any time soon.

Then Koschei’s tongue slipped into Theta’s mouth, and Theta lost all coherent thought.

Ushas cackled – quite a good cackle for someone so young – and scurried off, leaving Koschei and Theta alone, in the woods, with an extra school-tie.

 

 

The End

 

Comments

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Ushas, you naughty girl! She totes did that on purpose. I'm totally in love with your Academy-kidlings. Ushas is manipulative, Koschei is a little hoor and Theta is such a woobie. It's all so cute.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

We're all totally jealous of Ushas. *shrugs* 'Tis a fact of the fandom.

I'm totally in love with your Academy-kidlings.
*SQUEE*

Ushas is manipulative
That's how she is! And she hasn't even begun experimenting on giant rats or whatever the hell she does when she's not hanging with the Deca or making my OTP an OT3 ...

Koschei is a little hoor
Yeppers! *giggles* The Master is going to KEEL me for this, but whatevs ... just wait until he ... ah, no spoilers from me! Nope! *dashes away*

and Theta is such a woobie.
Isn't he just? *huggles him*

It's all so cute.
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

Err....giant rats?? Whut? Ewwwww.

Does this mean that there will be Academy smut soon...ish?

He needs huggles. And more ties...

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Err....giant rats?? Whut? Ewwwww.
Apparently the Rani was exiled from Gallifrey because some of the giant rats she'd been experimenting on escaped and ate the President's cat.
... yeah, I know, SO lame! She totally set the rats on the cat on purpose!

Does this mean that there will be Academy smut soon...ish?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe ... maybe not! (Depends on how much time I've got these next two weeks!)

He needs huggles. And more ties...
Koschei? Yes, yes he does!

[bewarethespork.livejournal.com]

Heehee! ^.^ That was lovely.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much!

[stfoosa.livejournal.com]

Aww, that was very nicely written and so ADORABLE! *squishes something nearby*

'Theta had never kissed a boy before. Until five minutes ago, he hadn’t kissed anybody before.' - that got a giggle from me, that did.

*dalek cookies for yooou*

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Aww, that was very nicely written and so ADORABLE! *squishes something nearby*
*blushes and BEAMS* Thank you very much indeed! (I love it when my work isn't utter junk ...) You want to squish something? *confuzzled* Ok, whatever floats your TARDIS!

that got a giggle from me, that did.
Everyone loves Theta. He's just so CUTE!

*dalek cookies for yooou*
Oh my! Thank you! *eyes them warily* I'm afraid that if I eat them they're try to ex-ter-min-ate me from inside ...

[13-tezcatlipoca.livejournal.com]

Found this little gem via who_daily, and I'm glad I did. That was so adorable it made me all squishy and wibbly inside. ^__^ Thank you!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Ooo, how did it pop up there? *confuzzled* I've never heard of that community ... glad I snagged you, though!
Thank YOU for reading! *bounces about* I'm so glad everyone's all squishy inside now ... usually I only write really scary angst that makes people cry ... this is a nice change!

[13-tezcatlipoca.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome XD

Hmm, perhaps someone recommended your fic? Here is the link if you're still curious: http://community.livejournal.com/who_daily/202057.html

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Wow, I wonder who? *blinkblink* That's almost as flattering as when I got runner-up in Humor-Fic in the Heroes Slash Fic Awards ...
While you're here, feel free to check out some of my other DW fic, if you so wish. Or my reviews of episodes of various shows. I'm told I'm funny, but that's really just by accident ...

[13-tezcatlipoca.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Well, I've already checked out the first part of this story (which I also enjoyed muchly) and "Worst" *sighs* Ah, blissful angst. XD Ooh, and you are a Lost fan too! Mind if I add you to the friend's list for further squee-age in my reading? :D

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

I write so much angst, it's not even funny. It's actually pretty disturbing, because the first online slash I did was Mylar, the characters Mohinder and Sylar from the American show 'Heroes' and Sylar's a psycho killer, much like the Master, except on a waaaaaay smaller scale, and just so happened to kill Mohinder's father and go on a slashy road trip with Mohinder, pretending to be someone else. Then S&M fun (ok, torture, but still TORTURE. Two hot men!) occured and LOTS OF EYESEX IN S2!

Yep, guilty of being a Lost fan. I hate the show for its ridiculousness, and love it for its ridiculousness. And the rampant slash.

Yes you may friend me! *friends ya back*

[sword-etc.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwww.

There's just something about Theta/Koschei that I absolutely adore. This was really, really cute.


(And it's "copping" a feel, by the way. :3)

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwww.
That was the general response ... it makes me happy inside! *dances about*

There's just something about Theta/Koschei that I absolutely adore. This was really, really cute.
Thank you so much! Yeah, Theta/Koschei FTW! *huggles them*
More on the way! Later! When I have time!

(And it's "copping" a feel, by the way. :3)
Ahhh, damn you, spelling! *headdesk* I cannot spell to save my life. I have an 'amazing' vocabulary, but I can't spell at all. Without spellcheck I'd sound like a complete idiot.
*will fix that* Thank you so very much!

[daniramble.livejournal.com]

I was a little bored a few minutes ago and typed "theta/koschei slash" into a google websearch and I came across this.

I'm very glad to have done so :D it was lovely and I flicked back a little to find the first part which I also really really liked :)

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Wow, thank you very much! *beams*
As soon as this ridiculously stressful stretch of time is over, I plan on writing some more of this. Academy!Fic is just ... wonderful, ya know?

[daniramble.livejournal.com]

ooh I'll keep checking back then and love academy fic

Hope the stressful stretch of time doesn't last too long :D

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the stressful stretch had better be over soon or my head might explode ... or I might scream obsenities at five different people, make out with a guy I've been crushing on for AGES, and then throw copies of the literary magazine I've compiled at peoples' heads.
Yeah, here's praying the stress will go away soon, eh?