Mother's Day
May. 11th, 2008 08:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aunt_zeldaRegardless of where you live or what your culture is, today you should call/hug/go out to dinner with/buy flowers for/sent a lovely e-mail to/make a card for your mother, grandmother, and/or mother-of-your-children.
Today at a dinner I had some peach ice cream that was DIVINE. *licks lips in the memory* I mean, seriously, DIVINE ICE CREAM. Though that could be because peaches are the answer to true happiness ...
Also checked out busboy. So did my mother. And grandmother. It was hilarious. I was beet red for a while there because he leaned over out of nowhere to give me more water and I turned SCARLET. Good lord ... he bore a striking resemblance to that-guy at my school, btw, for those of you keeping score at home of my interests. [Alert! Inside joke!:] (I'm looking at YOU, aimisan, don't think I'm not! 'Lesbian' indeed ... humph!) [Alert! Inside joke has ended!]
Also talked of truffles, the pigs who dig them up, how pigs are smarter than dogs, and how pigs should take the place of guard dogs. Loud-Conservative-Funny-Man would not let this go all dinner. Hee hee ... I had to keep covering my mouth because I have this really unattractive laugh that has been known to make metal-heads cry out in pain.
On the way out I saw a woman in a red dress approaching. When 'she' got up close, though, I began to doubt my first impression. Not the red-dress, the woman part. I'm not really sure, but 'she' certainly looked like a transvestite to me. And I'm not saying that to be mean or anything, like 'she' was ugly, because 'she' wasn't, but I grew up meeting transvestites on a regular basis, and was often confuzzled as to if the person I'd been talking to was a woman or a man, so I've been trying to get better at identification. But some of them are REALLY hard to figure out. Really, this person I saw confuzzled me to no end, and I had half a mind to go back and ask, but if 'she' turned out to be a woman who'd been a woman forever, I'd feel AWFUL ... I dunno, it was the legs and shoulders and face, but 'she' definitely had woman-parts on front ... *sigh* you'd think I'd be better at this by now, but no.
Anyways, happy Mother's Day to all! Especially the mothers among us!
Today at a dinner I had some peach ice cream that was DIVINE. *licks lips in the memory* I mean, seriously, DIVINE ICE CREAM. Though that could be because peaches are the answer to true happiness ...
Also checked out busboy. So did my mother. And grandmother. It was hilarious. I was beet red for a while there because he leaned over out of nowhere to give me more water and I turned SCARLET. Good lord ... he bore a striking resemblance to that-guy at my school, btw, for those of you keeping score at home of my interests. [Alert! Inside joke!:] (I'm looking at YOU, aimisan, don't think I'm not! 'Lesbian' indeed ... humph!) [Alert! Inside joke has ended!]
Also talked of truffles, the pigs who dig them up, how pigs are smarter than dogs, and how pigs should take the place of guard dogs. Loud-Conservative-Funny-Man would not let this go all dinner. Hee hee ... I had to keep covering my mouth because I have this really unattractive laugh that has been known to make metal-heads cry out in pain.
On the way out I saw a woman in a red dress approaching. When 'she' got up close, though, I began to doubt my first impression. Not the red-dress, the woman part. I'm not really sure, but 'she' certainly looked like a transvestite to me. And I'm not saying that to be mean or anything, like 'she' was ugly, because 'she' wasn't, but I grew up meeting transvestites on a regular basis, and was often confuzzled as to if the person I'd been talking to was a woman or a man, so I've been trying to get better at identification. But some of them are REALLY hard to figure out. Really, this person I saw confuzzled me to no end, and I had half a mind to go back and ask, but if 'she' turned out to be a woman who'd been a woman forever, I'd feel AWFUL ... I dunno, it was the legs and shoulders and face, but 'she' definitely had woman-parts on front ... *sigh* you'd think I'd be better at this by now, but no.
Anyways, happy Mother's Day to all! Especially the mothers among us!
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Date: 2008-05-12 01:14 am (UTC)Woot for hot busboys that women of all ages can appreciate.
Clearly, you need to work on identifying transvestites. But no, sometimes it can be confusing. Mostly, I just look at the hips and thighs. Women curve out then back in.
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Date: 2008-05-12 12:15 pm (UTC)Mmmmmm ... I wish I'd had some for breakfast this morning ...
Woot for hot busboys that women of all ages can appreciate.
Hee hee, it was very funny!
Clearly, you need to work on identifying transvestites. But no, sometimes it can be confusing. Mostly, I just look at the hips and thighs. Women curve out then back in.
I haven't run into any transvestites of late, that's why I'm out of practice ...
(Oooo ... what's your icon from?)
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Date: 2008-05-14 05:02 pm (UTC)Anyway, the icon is from Smallville, of course! I love my Clark and Lex something fierce, even when the writers try to deny their love.
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Date: 2008-05-14 10:53 pm (UTC)If it got my dad a date, I'd be cool with that! (Hell, forget dad, I'd be cool with it anyway! Yay for drag queens! *huggles them*)
Anyway, the icon is from Smallville, of course! I love my Clark and Lex something fierce, even when the writers try to deny their love.
They should know better than to wave gunporn in squeeing fangirls' faces. Seriously. They should KNOW BETTER by now! (Not that I'm complaining ... hot diggety, sign me up! ... this summer, when I have time to watch a new show.)
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Date: 2008-05-12 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-12 02:06 pm (UTC)Seriously, the 'possible transvestite' I saw was very ambiguous in appearance, that's why I'm still wondering about 'her' ... *sigh*
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Date: 2008-05-12 04:58 pm (UTC)If I can't tell off the bat I try to steer away from gender-identifying terms. It just saves a lot of frastration that way. *nod*
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Date: 2008-05-12 08:44 pm (UTC)Hee hee ... poor her!
If I can't tell off the bat I try to steer away from gender-identifying terms. It just saves a lot of frastration that way. *nod*
Good rule ... *will keep that in mind for later*