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Ok … Daleks … pigmen … Depression-era NYC (hurrah:
“And you’ve got to pick it up.” Martha, he’s the Tenth Doctor, what do you expect?
Of COURSE her name is ‘Tallulah’ …
“Oh, I shoulda realized, he’s into musical theater, ain’t he? What a waste …” *sporfleDIEZ* that alone makes the episode watchable.
Ew! It ate him! Bleugh … I don’t like this episode …
Yahoo, dancing with feather fans!
Ok, I kinda like Tallulah, flinging on a long coat over her spangly outfit and following the Doctor. She might have been a companion … *sigh*
“They survive, they always survive, and I loose everything.” *wibbles* Now, more than ever, you need to find THE OTHER TIME LORD!!! So you can both be captured and have prison-sex! *is a total Master-fangirl, and Master/Doctor slasher as of last week*
“Evolve! Evolve!” heh, like Pokemon … or Sylar …
“Yeah, well, you can kiss me later. You too, Frank, if you like.” Bahahha, I think the Doctor is pansexual too …
Argh, a two-parter? *headdesk*
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Gah! Poor Tommy! *cries*
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Hee, in
Utto, poor, concerned Rhys sees his fiancée being all MIB … the wind is even being dramatic and badass! (Too bad Rhys caught Gwen in her once-every-six-months burst of looking-cool …)
Ewwww, meat … yick: meat. We can stop the close-ups ANYTIME NOW! Please don’t alienate (hee hee, pun!) the vegetarians!
“Pizza’s arrived. Presumably it’ll be a late night.” “*sigh* What’d you get me?” “The usual: Meat Feast.”
Ok, if joining Torchwood means ‘the usual’ is ‘Meat Feast’ even sexy Ianto won’t stop me from pulling faces … oh, wait, Ianto WEARS A NAPKIN OVER HIS SHIRT WHEN HE’S EATING PIZZA! I DON’T CARE WHAT HE’S EATING!
“Have you ever eaten alien meat?” “Yeah.” “What was it like?” “I dunno, he seemed to enjoy it.” *DIEZ*
Ok, when they’re at the warehouse for the first time, Ianto is all cool and sexy in his dark coat, whilst Owen is wearing a denim jacket like a cowgirl and some baggy snowpants. I cannot overstate how much I LOVE THAT.
It’s a big, lumpy dragon. Oh, lovely …
This is why I don’t like het-love. It’s fights and yelling and bleeped-out swears … they need to show NICE het-love to compare with the WONDERFUL Iack or they’re gonna turn everyone gay out of sheer desperation …
Whoa, she told Rhys what she does! Now he’s gonna die … or get fed Haitian-pills …
Awww, Rhys squees (in a manly way) over the pterodactyl!
*SQUEE* While Tosh tries to flirt with Owen and Owen is unaware of that (?!) Jack and Ianto have a whole bunch of eyesex. I swear, it’s exactly what Sylar and Mohinder do in ‘Powerless’ but with less guns and needles …
“We could feed the world.” “We could release a single.” *SPORFLE*
“Do I show off?” “Just a bit.” Bahahahahahhahaha!
“This is quite homoerotic.” *DIEZ* BEST. LINE. EVER. *glomps Russell T. Davies, John Barrowman, Rhys, and then for good measure, Ianto*
“Mmmm, listen to Ahab.” *giggles*
“The joy of domestic.” Heh, Owen would get along with the Ninth Doctor …
“Guess I’ll look after it in the meantime …” awww, Ianto needs a puppy … *kidnaps one for him*
“I’ll stock up on plankton.” Bahahhahhaha! Second-best-line-ever!
*sigh* Tosh, you deserve someone better than Owen. He’s a dick. He annoys me. His orientation is not ‘bisexual’ it’s ‘disgusting’ … AND his mouth looks like a toad’s! You deserve someone better than toad-mouth-boy!
Oh, good lord, STOP throwing Gwen at Jack. It’s making me sick and Jack has a pending date with Ianto! *stamps foot* THAT is what the fans want, not gap-tooth-girl snogging our Captain! Personally, I’d like to think that the ‘triangle’ is Rhys + Gwen and Rhys + Jack! None of this ‘Gwen + Jack’ business!
“I’m in the wrong job.” “We do have job vacancies!” Oh, Jack is EVIL! That poor, flustered woman! (What’s he talking about? I’m sure Ianto would bring him Danish if Jack said ‘please’ …)
The Jack and Rhys truck ride was awesome.
“You’re not gay by any chance, are you?” Heh, Rhys, you can’t explain Jack’s sexuality in a single word …
WELSH FLAG FTW! I’ve got one! *brandishes it*
Oh EW! PETA’s gonna kill those guys, and I’ll lend them the wooden stakes! *grabs ’em*
Ianto tazering that guy shouldn’t have been so hot. It’s that jacket of his … it does things to me …
Is anyone surprised that Ianto is familiar enough with knots to escape them? (Someone write that fic! Or give me a link please!)
He almost killed Ianto! *kicks him*
Oh no, Rhys was shot! *actually cares*
I love how Tosh practically leapt into Jack’s arms when one of the steel cables fell towards them. It was cute.
OMG Ianto is BADASS and HOT and TAZERING GUYS and … tell me Jack totally smexes him afterwards …
Did Ianto say ‘Pray that you survive’ before he stunned that guy in the forehead? I couldn’t hear … for those of you who, like me, couldn’t’ get enough of that: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pm1dbeeuvAw
*cries* Jack’s face is just so HURT … I feel like him: so much death. Too much death.
So, Owen and Tosh bond over a huge dead alien whale/dragon/slug/thing. I like that better than last week’s idea …
Awww, Rhys lives!
Ianto needs to loose that tie … it + waistcoat is severely exciting me … if this wardrobe of his continues I might explode and my father would sue the BBC …
“And I got to be a part of it! FANTASTIC!” *SQUEE* Nine lives on in Rhys’s lines!
Yay! A win for hetro-love! *does a little dance*
Awww, Ianto made Jack a drink! (Is it scotch? I can’t tell …) but the lingering shot of Ianto leaning against the wall in that WAISTCOAT with that TIE will keep me warm for days …
Jack, stop staring longingly at Gwen and Rhys. The fangirls won’t let you have either. Please go snog Ianto into oblivion, he was incredibly sexy this episode!
NEXT WEEK:
Jack’s past? Funny guns? Ianto, Ianto, Ianto? Some fluffy-haired guy insisting that he’s a monster? Someone getting a blowjob on a couch?
Looks like fun! Hopefully it’ll follow this episode in being PRETTY DAMN WONDERFUL! No crying, no pointless romance, no goodbyes, and IANTO BEING SEXY!
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Date: 2008-02-17 07:15 pm (UTC)And though Owen does look a little like a toad I love him. -clings to him- He's really adorable in the next episode.
I felt so bad for the giant spacewhale! I want to hug it too but its really big and gross looking.
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Date: 2008-02-17 10:44 pm (UTC)Yeah, I'm gonna explode if he wears that tie and waistcoat combo next eppy ...
And though Owen does look a little like a toad I love him. -clings to him- He's really adorable in the next episode.
I don't like him. Never really did ...
I felt so bad for the giant spacewhale! I want to hug it too but its really big and gross looking.
*hugs it anyway*
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Date: 2008-02-18 12:27 am (UTC)I wanted to kick Owen in the face for all of the first season and when he was just ignoring Tosh's OBVIOUS FLIRTING. But when he's being super adorable doctor man I want to hug him. I also have this thing for cynical sarcastic emotionally distant men...-cough-
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Date: 2008-02-18 03:06 pm (UTC)*cuddles it with you*
I wanted to kick Owen in the face for all of the first season and when he was just ignoring Tosh's OBVIOUS FLIRTING.
Yeah, I mean, S1 he's shagging anything that moves, and now he can't spot OBVIOUS FLIRTATION? Weird ...
But when he's being super adorable doctor man I want to hug him. I also have this thing for cynical sarcastic emotionally distant men...-cough-
You should work on that, dearie ... that way lies badness!
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Date: 2008-02-18 06:56 pm (UTC)I think he was ignoring her flirting on purpose because he has commitment issues or something. Because, she was all but jumping up and doing going, "I WANT YOU I WANT YOU"
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Date: 2008-02-18 07:38 pm (UTC)Yeah, Owen has some serious commitment issues, methinks ... thankfully he's staying away from Iack ... for now ...
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Date: 2008-02-17 07:35 pm (UTC)And, yeah, this episode had a lot of awesome lines, and Ianto was way too awesome for his own good. Oh, and the show continues to try to force Jack/Gwen down our throats, even while knowing WE DON'T WANT IT! D: Awful pairing.
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Date: 2008-02-17 10:46 pm (UTC)Hrrrrm, that makes more sense ...
And, yeah, this episode had a lot of awesome lines, and Ianto was way too awesome for his own good.
Yeppers. He's gonna get attacked by raging fangirls who break the fourth wall soon ...
Oh, and the show continues to try to force Jack/Gwen down our throats, even while knowing WE DON'T WANT IT! D: Awful pairing.
Like Maya/Sylar ... bleurgh!
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Date: 2008-02-18 06:43 am (UTC)I know, but not every ship can be perfect. XDDDD
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Date: 2008-02-18 03:33 pm (UTC)Iack gets pretty damn close ... I'm gonna put out a request someday for someone to do a comparative video of moments from Torchwood and Mylar moments. I mean, when Capt. John caresses Ianto's face with his gun in the elevator, it looks an awful lot like what Sylar does to Mohinder in 'Powerless' ... and the eyesex from 'Meat' and the eyesex from ... any episode with Mylar ...
Then we'd convince peoples!
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Date: 2008-02-18 09:51 pm (UTC)I absolutely love that line. about the doctor and snogging! ROLF! he is so not a virgin! lol i don't know why i think that. how could he be???
Yep. Two parts! I've already watched it!! *laughs manically*
For Meat. OMFG!! You're so right. i am so in love with ianto right now. He's the best!!!! IN THE NEXT FEW EPISODES HE GETS BETTER N BETTER! *gaw*
He's got the best lines. he's super hot. and he's Captain Jack! what more do you need! this man is perfect!!!! LOL XD I know what i need now! a ianto icon!!! *squee*
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Date: 2008-02-19 03:14 pm (UTC)Hee hee! Great minds think alike!
I absolutely love that line. about the doctor and snogging! ROLF! he is so not a virgin! lol i don't know why i think that. how could he be???
He's a slag! *using new word and is proud of self* I'm totally slashing him with the Master now ...
Yep. Two parts! I've already watched it!! *laughs manically*
Oh don't tell me ...
For Meat. OMFG!! You're so right. i am so in love with ianto right now. He's the best!!!! IN THE NEXT FEW EPISODES HE GETS BETTER N BETTER! *gaw*
HOW CAN HE GET BETTER? *prepares to explode*
He's got the best lines. he's super hot. and he's Captain Jack! what more do you need! this man is perfect!!!! LOL XD I know what i need now! a ianto icon!!! *squee*
Eh? He's Captain Jack? I need an Ianto icon too ...
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Date: 2008-02-20 02:37 am (UTC)ooh! i should start using that one too! slag. hehehe. btw what does it mean?
XD have u watched it yet?
BELIEVE ME HE DOES!!! *already explodes*
XD trying to find some now! :)
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Date: 2008-02-20 04:26 am (UTC)No, I haven't seen the conclusion yet, I watch DW on Saturdays ...
Oh dear, now my father really WILL have to sue the BBC when I explode!
If I had time I would too ...
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Date: 2008-02-20 10:11 pm (UTC)oh!
rolf! let's hope they give you Ianto so that your dad won't sue them!
XD i tried to do that yesterday...but damn! I would have to choose which icons to detete...:((
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Date: 2008-02-23 03:29 am (UTC)*sporfles* I wrote a bunch of Doctor/Master slash over these past few days ....
oh!
Yeah, I must avoid the temptation of the internet ... luckily I have stupid dial-up at home which makes that resiting thing easier ...
rolf! let's hope they give you Ianto so that your dad won't sue them!
My father actually said a few weeks ago "He can go out on a date with me ANY time! Even if I have to fly all the way over to Wales." I really must find him a boyfriend ...
XD i tried to do that yesterday...but damn! I would have to choose which icons to detete...:((
Oh dear, I hate that ... do you run adds on your lj? That gives you like fifteen icons or something ... I am VERY careful with mine ... or I try to be ... *looks up at recent aquisition*
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Date: 2008-02-23 10:15 pm (UTC)OMG! another big ROLF!
i know! yes. i only have 15. i try to be careful with mine too. but I MUST HAVE AN IANTO ICON!! AND I FOUND LOADS! OMG!
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Date: 2008-02-24 02:54 am (UTC)Erm, not yet ... I've got this small, tedious job that involves foling and stamping a bajillion newsletters that's been sucking most of my time. I'll work on the fics tonight and tomorrow ... because Monday PLAY REHERSALS START!
i know! yes. i only have 15. i try to be careful with mine too. but I MUST HAVE AN IANTO ICON!! AND I FOUND LOADS! OMG!
Oooooo, where?!
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Date: 2008-02-25 11:35 pm (UTC)There everywhere! and there is a SH**LOAD of Communities for Ianto and David Gareth Lloyd. a lot! You just have to search him... i think one place is called torchwoodicons....
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Date: 2008-02-26 02:00 am (UTC)*collapses* I'm not staying up that late tonight ... ooof! I was hugged and LIFTED OFF MY FEET, and hugged some more, then shouted and ran up the aisles and ran around the stage sixteen THOUSAND times with young screeching girls and fell down (on purpose) a lot and fake-snored and stood in for two hysterical female parts and ... I am SO GLAD THEATER IS BACK! *would dance but is too tired*
There everywhere! and there is a SH**LOAD of Communities for Ianto and David Gareth Lloyd. a lot! You just have to search him... i think one place is called torchwoodicons....
Oh dear ... must ... not ... be ... tempted ... *will search later*
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Date: 2008-02-26 04:48 am (UTC)question: IS IT GARETH DAVID LLOYD? OR DAVID GARETH LLOYD?
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Date: 2008-02-27 05:31 am (UTC)Yeppers! I lurves Community Theater! I did get my energy back but then I stood in for Hermia when she looses it, got exhausted all over again, and complimented by a bunch of older actors (one who's in the GUILD) on my preformance and YAHOOOOO am I HAPPY!
question: IS IT GARETH DAVID LLOYD? OR DAVID GARETH LLOYD?
IMDb.com is your friend: http://imdb.com/name/nm1496173/
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Date: 2008-02-27 11:10 pm (UTC)yay!!! that is ... damn the brain flew away from me atm ...
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