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aunt_zelda You know what I’m just gonna replace the opening theme with the theme for Siberia because I’m getting a LOT of overlap between the two shows and anyways it’s a great theme.
Seriously, I mean, just hang a second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ41hEUPYr0
Better yet, take a few days and just watch that show.
Am I wrong? Giant spear, weird-toed footprints, dumbasses wandering around in the woods … maybe I’m just watching too much tv for my classes and my brain is starting to see connections where none exist.
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Ok, this week on The 100, I’m excited to see what Mom is doing!
Why do none of them think that the kids are pulling the wristbands off? Like, seriously, that is the first thing I would assume, after “they died in the crash.” You send a bunch of kids who have good reason to hate Station Management down there, they’re gonna lash out however they can and get rid of tracking devices. This is silly.
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Limping Boyfriend shows he is a good guy by burying those two kids who died on impact. This is a good piece of writing.
What follows is not. Peter Petrelli Hair slouches around without his shirt on, with a girl in a midrift draped on him post-coital, to demonstrate how debauched and evil he is now. And he keeps wanting Limping Boyfriend to fight him. Why I do not know. I mean, I would not object to seeing these two fine physiqued gentlemen rolling around in the mud, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what Peter Petrelli Hair wants.
So the Mad Max Reject fights Limping Boyfriend, and it’s pretty well done. Nobody dies yet though. I thought more people would die on this show.
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Space Chancellor keeps talking about Hope. Can I call him Space Obama. Is that ok. That is probably not ok.
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Blondie’s not being very nice. She’s being kind of … ehhhhhhhhhhhh.
A lot of them are kinda turning into assholes, to be honest.
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Wait, they expect to keep it a secret that they sent 100 children to die on the Earth? How? Why? This is dumb.
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“You’re too hot to be my brother’s bitch.”
Wait … what? That just creates so many questions.
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So, the Asian kid is good with tech.
Um … let’s just ignore that for now and take it as a positive that there’s an Asian kid on the cast.
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Guys I think I have it figured out. Whenever there’s CGI glowing stuff, romance is in the air.
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Hurray for ladies working together! : DDDDDDDDDDD
Don’t either of you dare die! Surrogate Daughter and Mom! GO TEAM SCIENCE HEART!
That’s their Jaeger name. I’ve decided.
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Gah, love triangle bullshit. I am so not in the mood. I have never been in the mood for that, actually. Polyamory, yes. The person making the decision making up their damn mind between two people and the third going away, yes. But love triangle bullshit? NO NO NO.
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Ok I think Peter Petrelli Hair is gonna stick around so from now on his name is Bellend. Because that’s what he is, a dick.
He just enacted strappado on some guy for kissing his sister. That’s … wow. That’s worse than just shooting him. That guy is gonna suffer for hours, have both his arms dislocated, and possibly be eaten by a CGI panther. For having consensual sex with someone. Bellend has earned his name.
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WTF, a Power Rangers villain is in the trees!??!?!
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… ok what about just one more episode tonight.
Seriously, I mean, just hang a second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ41hEUPYr0
Better yet, take a few days and just watch that show.
Am I wrong? Giant spear, weird-toed footprints, dumbasses wandering around in the woods … maybe I’m just watching too much tv for my classes and my brain is starting to see connections where none exist.
.
.
.
Ok, this week on The 100, I’m excited to see what Mom is doing!
Why do none of them think that the kids are pulling the wristbands off? Like, seriously, that is the first thing I would assume, after “they died in the crash.” You send a bunch of kids who have good reason to hate Station Management down there, they’re gonna lash out however they can and get rid of tracking devices. This is silly.
.
.
Limping Boyfriend shows he is a good guy by burying those two kids who died on impact. This is a good piece of writing.
What follows is not. Peter Petrelli Hair slouches around without his shirt on, with a girl in a midrift draped on him post-coital, to demonstrate how debauched and evil he is now. And he keeps wanting Limping Boyfriend to fight him. Why I do not know. I mean, I would not object to seeing these two fine physiqued gentlemen rolling around in the mud, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what Peter Petrelli Hair wants.
So the Mad Max Reject fights Limping Boyfriend, and it’s pretty well done. Nobody dies yet though. I thought more people would die on this show.
.
.
Space Chancellor keeps talking about Hope. Can I call him Space Obama. Is that ok. That is probably not ok.
.
.
Blondie’s not being very nice. She’s being kind of … ehhhhhhhhhhhh.
A lot of them are kinda turning into assholes, to be honest.
.
.
Wait, they expect to keep it a secret that they sent 100 children to die on the Earth? How? Why? This is dumb.
.
.
“You’re too hot to be my brother’s bitch.”
Wait … what? That just creates so many questions.
.
.
So, the Asian kid is good with tech.
Um … let’s just ignore that for now and take it as a positive that there’s an Asian kid on the cast.
.
.
Guys I think I have it figured out. Whenever there’s CGI glowing stuff, romance is in the air.
.
.
Hurray for ladies working together! : DDDDDDDDDDD
Don’t either of you dare die! Surrogate Daughter and Mom! GO TEAM SCIENCE HEART!
That’s their Jaeger name. I’ve decided.
.
.
Gah, love triangle bullshit. I am so not in the mood. I have never been in the mood for that, actually. Polyamory, yes. The person making the decision making up their damn mind between two people and the third going away, yes. But love triangle bullshit? NO NO NO.
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.
Ok I think Peter Petrelli Hair is gonna stick around so from now on his name is Bellend. Because that’s what he is, a dick.
He just enacted strappado on some guy for kissing his sister. That’s … wow. That’s worse than just shooting him. That guy is gonna suffer for hours, have both his arms dislocated, and possibly be eaten by a CGI panther. For having consensual sex with someone. Bellend has earned his name.
.
.
WTF, a Power Rangers villain is in the trees!??!?!
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.
… ok what about just one more episode tonight.
