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aunt_zeldaForgive me, for I have sinned.
I found the episode on youtube and watched it. That's illegal, isn't it?
Ok, but think about this: I'm going to watch it at least twice next week, and someday buy the VERY expensive DVDs, so it's not that bad, ok?
This recap/whatever is very short, because I didn’t like this episode. It’s written kinda like ‘What aunt_zelda Thinks’ because I wrote most of it while watching.
Ok, so this episode is basically about Tosh kissing and shagging a woman. There’s also a necklace that lets you hear peoples’ thoughts. This tells Tosh that a) Gwen and Owen are shagging b) Owen is GROSS c) Mary wants to do nasty things to her and d) Ianto needs HUGGLES again! *latches onto Ianto AGAIN*
Seriously, though, why isn’t Ianto getting huggles from the staff? Or at least SOME kind of comfort? And NOT from Jack, because Jack threatened to kill him, and Lisa, and tried to get him to kill Lisa. Still, why is Tosh so surprised that Ianto is so depressed?
Also, that was SCARY when she hit that guy over the head with a golf club. So sad … glad she was there, though! That poor woman and her child …
‘I got that it was … a skeleton.’ Hee … Owen’s ok I guess …
Ergh, Jack isn’t listening … wonder what his thoughts are like?
Ok, WHY kiss in the pub? This is just pointless … awwwww …
Ok, WHY does the Torchwood building look like a giant breadloaf?! It just makes me laugh …
Eheheehehheeh … Gwen and Owen are so funny … not in an annoying way, either! Poor Tosh …
Oooooo! Jack’s like a vampire! You can’t hear his thoughts!
Wow … Mary’s BEAUTIFUL! Aliens are either terrifying or gorgeous or both in this show … I love that. She’s also right about Torchwood … I don’t like Torchwood (the organization) and have a feeling the Doctor’s going to shut them down.
Why DOES Jack lurk on top of buildings? Is there any reason to do so? He’s such a vampire …
Utto … is Mary going to kill Tosh like all the others?! Nooooo!
Wait … no! Ack! Eeeek! Don’t kill Tosh! Wait … don’t kill Mary!
Dammit. She beamed up in that metal spider thingie … into the sun. Nice, Jack, real nice.
Ok, I’m confused. This WHOLE EPISODE was about watching Tosh make out with a woman. Well, ok, there were THREE important things we learned:
1) if we doubted before, Tosh is bi.
2) Ianto is VERY depressed and needs help and huggles
3) Gwen and Owen are going out, and now everyone knows.
Which, I suppose, is an improvement from LAST WEEK, when forty-minutes of terror and disgusting-ness was just to get Gwen and Owen into bed, but STILL …
On the upside, looks like next week I finally get ‘Stopwatch!Love!’ which sounds very exciting …
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Date: 2007-10-21 02:39 pm (UTC)I think he secretly still wants Jack hugs. Even if it's just because they're still OTP!!!!
Tosh needs to get over Owen, because I lurves Tosh and she deserves much much much better than that.
Oooooo! Jack’s like a vampire! You can’t hear his thoughts!
omg that's exactly what I thought. Creepy eh?
Ianto needs huggles from everybody. Even Jack.
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Date: 2007-10-21 03:46 pm (UTC)Yeah ... I've been latched onto him, giving him a perpetual huggle, since 'Cyberwoman.'
I think he secretly still wants Jack hugs. Even if it's just because they're still OTP!!!!
They're almost as messed up as Mylar!
Tosh needs to get over Owen, because I lurves Tosh and she deserves much much much better than that.
I don't like Owen ... poor Tosh needs a nice, cuddly person to make her pasta and kiss her and not have nasty thoughts like Owen.
omg that's exactly what I thought. Creepy eh?
Yeah, it's like that episode of Buffy where she gets that demon's blood in her and can hear everyone's thoughts ... except Angel's ...
Ianto needs huggles from everybody. Even Jack.
I agree, but from Jack the huggles would kinda take the recovery a step back ...
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Date: 2007-10-21 06:18 pm (UTC)The second thing that bothered me was that I had a hard time buying her disconnect from the others. She isn't as jokey as the rest of them, but yet in "Cyberwoman", we saw her playing ball with the rest of them and definitely being a part of them. And now all of a sudden, she feels like she's on the outside and is so desperate for someone that she starts a relationship with a woman who acts creepy from the beginning?
Ianto is breaking my heart. Seriously. Like, he's beginning to edge out Gabriel Gray for the title of "Boy I Most Want To Cuddle Simply To Comfort Him". (I need Ianto icons!!!)
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Date: 2007-10-21 07:33 pm (UTC)You're right ... except we have no gunporn, no snogging-CPR, and no moments where I wanted to cry. Also, I don't want to perpetually huggle Tosh.
The second thing that bothered me was that I had a hard time buying her disconnect from the others. She isn't as jokey as the rest of them, but yet in "Cyberwoman", we saw her playing ball with the rest of them and definitely being a part of them. And now all of a sudden, she feels like she's on the outside and is so desperate for someone that she starts a relationship with a woman who acts creepy from the beginning?
Well, people who are smarter than other people tend to feel isolated. Plus, those thoughts people were thinking didn't help matters ... I dunno, it DID seem a bit sudden that Tosh is the outsider (and yet she informs us of lots of stuff in every episode) and Ianto just brings people coffee and grieves.
Ianto is breaking my heart. Seriously. Like, he's beginning to edge out Gabriel Gray for the title of "Boy I Most Want To Cuddle Simply To Comfort Him". (I need Ianto icons!!!)
Hmmm ... at this point they're tied for me. Gabriel has deeper, bloodier, life-ruining reasons to be huggled, but Ianto is HOT ...
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Date: 2007-10-21 08:10 pm (UTC)But then her hearing Ianto's thought, and his need of huggles, and not trying to help? Like her a little less for that. At least, she should have said something - just a "if you even need to talk" would have made me love her a whole lot more. But I'm a 'everyone needs to give Ianto huggles" RIGHT NOW sort of person.
Oh, someone needs to do a "Jack's thoughts" fic - it would be filthy! And hilarious! "Group sex with everyone at Torchwood... paperwork....that time in the Tardis... are my teeth shiny enough?"
Jack stands on the roof so we can get 360 degree helicopter shots of his angsting. Or because he's Batman/a gargoyle/ really likes bread and standing on bread-roof makes him angst over the lack of non-building bread available.
"Stopwatch!Love!" is perhaps my favorite moment in the series.
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Date: 2007-10-21 10:17 pm (UTC)Yeah, I wasn't really sympathetic to Tosh after she just kinda STARED at Ianto after the 'rats in my stomach' thing instead of saying something nice to him.
Oh, someone needs to do a "Jack's thoughts" fic - it would be filthy! And hilarious!
*looks from side to side* Um ... I haven't the time ...
"Group sex with everyone at Torchwood... paperwork....that time in the Tardis... are my teeth shiny enough?"
That had me snickering on and off for several minutes ... my relations think I'm crazy ...
Jack stands on the roof so we can get 360 degree helicopter shots of his angsting. Or because he's Batman/a gargoyle/ really likes bread and standing on bread-roof makes him angst over the lack of non-building bread available.
*cannot stop laughing* Lack of non-building bread ... dear god ...
"Stopwatch!Love!" is perhaps my favorite moment in the series.
I cannot wait for next week! *will probably explode before then*
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Date: 2007-10-22 01:23 am (UTC)Dead Ringers Torchwood pardoy
Is funny! Though no one is as cute as Ianto.
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Date: 2007-10-22 04:05 pm (UTC)