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aunt_zelda(Ok, some of you may be wondering why I’m using this ‘*’ to cut up swears. It’s because I’m posting this at the imdb.com Heroes chatroom and don’t want to get kicked out.)
Once Upon A Time In
Wimpy and Whiney teamed up with the-guy-who-stole-Claire’s-car and escaped lame prison in Claire’s car. But they didn’t annoy me in the SLIGHTEST this week, because SYLAR JOINED THEM!!! *still dancing about*
But let’s start at the beginning:
I realized in the previouslies that the other two Petrellis need haircuts … but Claude doesn’t love them, so I doubt we’ll be so lucky.
Wait, Claire’s KISSING someone in the painting of HRG-Death?! That seems in bad taste …
Mr. Muggles is a super-villain! Of course he can powerwalk like nobody’s business!
Hee … Claire COULD be bi, or a lesbian! I’d REALLY prefer that to her dating potential bad guys …
Molly’s doodles look a lot like mine … except scarier can with crayons …
*singing* Molly’s got two daddies!
Oh, that’d damn hot, Mo! Singing lullabies in Hindi … *must record that*
Nathan, you’re going to be mistaken for a pedophile, hanging out at school gates like that! Hee, the boys don’t like the BEARD either! (They were recruited by the fangirls.)
Oh, so the-guy-who-stole-Claire’s-car is named ‘Derek.’ But to us, he’s really ‘Red Shirt #1 of the Week.’
Is that Sylar?
YES IT IS!!!
*screams with joy … and scares the cat*
That careerbuilder.com commercial was funny … I bet that was fun to film …
Btw, my TV’s been good for the past TWO WEEKS! *is so happy* For a while I could barely see what was going on …
Ergh, Journeyman looks good … wish I could sleep in and watch it …
I like where the title is … and how the camera angle was from the ceiling fan … so comic-book-y … (speaking of which, wt frak is up with the graphic novel? Hiro got turned into a raccoon or something! Which is SO CUTE, and VERY FUNNY, but still … and there’s also a new company doing the art … or is that just for this week?)
Why is Micah’s cousin employing Ancient-Chinese Water Torture?
Oooooo, one of the new heroes! She JUST MIGHT not annoy me!
No Micah, don’t use your powers for evil!
Poor, poor, POOR Angela … at first I thought she was crazy from whatever attacked her … guess not.
B*tch, skank! Candice has more ‘guts’ than you, cheerleader! (Though, look, she’s not blond! Women who are NOT BLOND actually exist in the hero-verse!)
‘Is this because we flew together?’ Why don’t ya YELL IT OUT LOUD and post it on YOUTUBE, West dear?! I highly doubt that at least ONE PERSON hasn’t seen you by now and somehow contacted/alerted the Company. (West is SO evil … he’s with the Company, I KNOW IT! Claire will be CRUSHED and then go bad*ss!) He’s a stupid, stupid idiot. Don’t talk to Spy Daddy! Let it go, annoying boy, let it go!
Ack, Nathan shaved! Lovely! However did you slay the beast in such record time?!
Hee, Nathan and Matt should talk to Lost fans about being all linked together and conspiracy theories … eheeheehe …
‘Why did you confess to a crime you didn’t commit?’ To up the angst levels and earn sympathy votes from the viewers, dear!
For the last FRAKIN’ time, Peter isn’t DEAD! He’s galumphing about on the Emerald Isle with Irish Simone!
Poor Angela … we need her for awesome flashbacks! Don’t lock her up!
‘Phenomonon’ looks good!
Ah, back with the Wonder Twins of the Dark Side of the Moon, or, more easily put, Wimpy and Whiney.
Heh, Sylar WAS robbed: of his powers … and, for a short while, his dignity.
‘Why are you going to
‘Why are you looking for Dr. Suresh? … He’s mine!’ (That’s what Sylar SHOULD have said …)
Oooo, the watch is stopped at seven minutes to midnight! AWESOME!
Gabriel the angel … hee … utto, Sylar’s got his creepy face on!
Wow, Monica made a rose out of a tomato! That’s pretty cool …
Auuuuuwww (my sad keen) she didn’t get the job … kinda saw that coming a MILE away …
‘Have you heard of the internet?’ Lyle (recently recovered from the sock-drawer) asks. Heh, yeah, the internet! Where you can meet up with Hana and Micah!
‘Your car? It got stolen.” By a junkie currently running around with Sylar! I don’t see why anyone should be upset about that …
That shot of West flying Claire away behind HRG was GREAT, but COME ON already, you’re in SUBURBIA, SOMEONE’S going to notice TWO people FLYING!
Nathan and Matt, puzzlings over photos and dangerously close to a slash of their own … heh, they’re both so screwed up with families … but at least Matt’s got a boyfriend and a kid!
Bob’s in the Photo! Argh, freeze the screen so we can all look!
Matt’s DAD?! I REALLY, honestly, didn’t see that coming! … Wow, angst-levels are at a new high today!
(Claude had better be in that Photo! Wearing a leather jacket, next to a chav …)
‘Martian Child’ looks good. Touching, you know, the kind of movie you cry at.
Just DROP the Larry Craig thing already! He’s gay … with a FAMILY … and has enough problems without reporters …
Poor Monica … hope Sylar doesn’t get her!
Ooooooo, the Hollywood thing! Cute … awwww, flashbacks to
Don’t have unprotected sex with Fly-Boy!
Ok, West, you’re scarred of the Company finding you too, yet you’re ON TOP OF THE HOLLYWOOD LETTERS –
Of COURSE he caught you, Claire … so you two could sky-snog!
Poor Monica, supporting three people who can’t work …
Micah can’t fix you … *wibbles* … he’s like the anti-Sylar! Wow …
Ooo, what’s Monica’s power? It seems a lot like Charlie’s …
Ok, does ANYONE on this damn show have nice, happy childhoods?! Hana’s mom and grandma were killed in a bus-bombing, Angela raised Peter to blow up and Nathan to rule the world, Sylar’s mom was a crazy evangelical and his dad probably hit her, Claire’s real mom swindled money and her real dad doesn’t want her and her adopted dad tortured psychos and tried to wipe her memory, the Haitian’s dad almost killed him, Niki’s dad abused her and killed her older sister … this is DEPRESSING ENOUGH without Matt’s abandonment issues …
Utto! THAT’S ‘the Nightmare-Man’?! Matt’s FATHER?! Interesting …
It really IS ‘Generations’ isn’t it? Though this has only been made apparent in the FOURTH episode …
Oooo, someone’s empting a slasher’s drawer … I mean … Nathan’s sifting through his Peter photos …
Poor Nathan, instead of admiring how much better he looks without the BEAST attached to his face, he sees himself all creepy …
Goats … I like goats! (We saw goats in
Sylar’s relieved because he’s not having visions of skanks in his head this week, but women should REALLY be dropping at his feet because he’s wearing a black tank and it’s DAMN HOT, much hotter than last week’s weird getup … seriously, he changes his hair and outfit EVERY EPISODE! *drools a bit*
‘There are killers in the car!’ heeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehe! Lucky Red Shirt #1, you died, but you got some of the funniest lines yet! (Btw, I didn’t realize SYLAR killed Red Shirt #1, I thought someone else did … or the cockroach. Does Sylar have his powers back yet, or is he just bashing people in the head with things?)
At first I thought Sylar was going to steal the car and leave them all there … but then I realized he was going to gain Wimpy and Whiney’s trust by waylaying Red Shirt #1 and driving off the Estados Unidos.
That whole scene with Wimpy, Whiney, and Sylar, was WONDERFUL! These three are going to be GREAT …
Will Sylar kill them both, or just Aljendro Suspicious Hermano, or REALLY take them BOTH to Mohinder … and start the slashy fun?! I strongly suspect that Sylar will kill the Suspicious Hermano and then drag Maya (dependent on his power) along with him to Mohinder.
I need to watch Bionic Woman again … perhaps the online episodes? Drat, that’ll take a while …
HRG … with ice cream … wow, the fangirls are going to RAMPAGE …
No cheerleading! They’re EVIL! They’ll get in the way and possibly expose you! They were mean to Debbie … or whatever her name was!
‘I had no idea cheerleading meant so much to you.’ Claire’s response should have been something about it not really being about cheerleading, but about retaining some semblance of her old life. That’s what would convince ME.
No dates! Heh, like Claire will LISTEN when potentially-evil-Fly-Boy is around the corner … you just KNOW he’ll sneak into her room through the window and something will happen … argh! He’s EVIL, I KNOW HE IS!
Oooo, the Haitian! I love him so …
Heh, the
Oh dear, Matt and Mohinder are having a lover’s spat …
Matt’s dad is too fat to be the killer … I think it’s Peter, personally … which I know, makes no sense …
Daddy issues all around, Matt! Mohinder and Molly’s dads were killed by Sylar! Be thankful yours is a crook who just LEFT YOU!
(Btw, what’s with all these ‘M’ names? Mohinder, Molly, Micah, Matt, Monica, Maya … is this important?!)
But how can Molly FIND Matt’s dad? I thought it was impossible …
Monica was badass … she pulled a Buffy move! (There’s an idea … she should watch Buffy!) I’m confused, though, Charlie’s ability was to remember things, but Monica’s is to … instantly be able to do things? Is it just on TV, or if someone had a live performance, could she use her power? Would how-to books work?
Molly’s two daddies are concerned …
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(Wow, neither Peter NOR Hiro were in this episode! That must be a first!)
Next Week:
It’s all about Peter the Shirtless and psycho Kristin Bell who wants to break up ALL the slash. SHE MUST BE STOPPED!!!
In other clips: Niki throws Mohinder across the room; someone who Nathan thinks is Peter is lying on the Roof; Janice is holding her baby … somewhere; and Hiro is back.
But, judging from how reliable these clips have been in the past, I’m only sure that ‘Elle’ will be obsessing over Peter next week. Everything else is up in the air.
