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aunt_zelda ([personal profile] aunt_zelda) wrote2007-10-03 08:12 pm

Dear Peter

Title: Dear Peter

Rating: Erm … PG-13 to be safe?

Word Count: 436

Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, or see Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2, you shouldn’t be mucking about at a FANSITE, you should be going to shady sites and catching up!

Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.

Summary: Remember how Ricky/Kensai mentioned that there might be a love-letter in the BOX (omg the BOX!)? Well, there IS! Read it here before Peter gets his hands on the BOX! (omg the BOX!)

My Thoughts: trippypeas snuggled me until I agreed to write this. She put out a commission, and in return she’s going to write more of that Roman Plaude fic! *dances about* And I’m no good at letters, so I hope this isn’t terrible. Also, I chose ‘March 21st’ because it’s the first day of spring.


Dear Peter

 

Peter you idiot

 

Stupid poodle


I told you


Peter,

 

You’re alive. Thank god.


Ok, I know you probably wish you weren’t alive because you’re a bleeding heart cartoon

 

You probably feel like hell. Try to focus on the positives: you’re alive. So is your bloody brother Nathan the bastard grew a beard to imitate me, I TOLD YOU he wanted to shag you

 

All your sodding attachments think you’re dead. You should have listened to me about cutting them out

 

I knew you wouldn’t die. I’m sorry for what happened. Really. This isn’t one of my ‘uncaring invisible man’ tricks.

 

≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠


I ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠


Fucking bugger bloody HELL puppy I can’t even write a sodding LETTER to you

 

 

I miss you.

 

≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

 

You’re the only person I ever gave a damn about besides myself and ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

Well I guess what I’m trying to say here is

 

oh bugger it      

     

Do you want to come with me?

I know you’ve got your family which is buggered up on SO MANY levels but the world is saved now, isn’t it?

When I said ‘people suck’ I meant ‘humans suck.’ Well, most of them. I just seem to run into the ones that just shag me for a shag or shoot me or both.

I have a way off this planet. Remember your friend from the future? That’s a PARLOR TRICK compared to what I’ve got up my sleeve. Time AND space, Peter, eons at the tip of our fingers …

Of course, I’d understand if you’d rather stay here. This place is all you know; you’ve got roots here that go deep; and we barely know each other.

But I


I ≠≠≠≠


I love you.

 

I LOVE YOU

 

I LOVE YOU!!!

 

There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back I can’t stop and god I just realized I don’t even know if you’re attracted to men AT ALL ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠


 

If you think of me in that way, or just want a ride away from here, come to London. There’s a big blue Police Call Box just outside Kensington Gardens. It’ll be there until March 21st and all you need to do is knock on the door.

If you don’t I won’t send anymore letters, or make any calls, or run into you on the street. Never coming back to this planet again if you aren’t with me.

 


From


Love


FROM


LOVE

 

– Claude Raines

[identity profile] trippypeas.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
You have killed me...I am dead..There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back I loved that little bit..

Thanks angel cakes.. Lets hope some others will take the call as well

[identity profile] betterthanlegos.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!

<3 That was awesome, dear.

[identity profile] ctheinvisible17.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I loved this!

Heh, Claude thinks Nathan's trying to imitate him. Actually, he might not be too far off with that one. :)

"I miss you." & "I love you." Awwwww.

*facepalm* I can't believe you made Claude be the Doctor. *cracks up* Yeah, I know alot of people are doing it. But I still find it funny. :)

Again, I loved this! Claude was so sweet. Which is so unlike him, but for some reason it always works. Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] vampedvixen.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO!! Whatever you were on when you wrote this, I want some :D

Also? The Doctor Who crossover bits? Hehe.. yay!

[identity profile] holy-cockroach.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEP! Hahaha That was being all beautiful and sad, and I SO wasn't expecting Claude to randomly become Nine, and that made me GRIN! Amazingness. Wonderful.

Peter would be a perfect depressing crazy amazing companion.

[identity profile] ladywilde80.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh this was so lovely, I could really hear Claude's voice throughout this letter *is sad* Poor Claude pining away for his poodle.

So beautiful~

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Funny and cute! Loved it. And I love how you made Claude the Doctor. It makes perfect sense. lol

How could Peter refuse a letter and offer like that?

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You have killed me...I am dead..
Nooo! Then you can't write the continuation of the Roman Plaude fic! *necromancies you back up*

"There. I’ve said it and I can’t take it back, no matter how many drafts of this damn letter I go through or sheaves of paper I recycle or pens I break or scribbles I make, I can’t take that back." I loved that little bit..
Oh, good! I thought that was overkill ... guess not!

Lets hope some others will take the call as well
Let's hope!

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
<3 That was awesome, dear.
Awww ... thanks darling!

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I loved this!
Oh yay! I love this too!

Heh, Claude thinks Nathan's trying to imitate him. Actually, he might not be too far off with that one. :)
Yeah, but Nathan doesn't seem to get that 'nasty dead prehistoric creature glued to the bottom of your face' isn't 'sexy scruffy beard' like Claude's ...

"I miss you." & "I love you." Awwwww.
Yeah, Claude got sappy ...

*facepalm* I can't believe you made Claude be the Doctor. *cracks up* Yeah, I know alot of people are doing it. But I still find it funny. :)
It just jumped out, and then it made perfect sense! I love making Claude Nine ...

Again, I loved this! Claude was so sweet. Which is so unlike him, but for some reason it always works. Thanks for sharing!
Welcome! Thanks for reading (you new? I don't remember you about before ...)

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO!! Whatever you were on when you wrote this, I want some :D
Why do people ALWAYS accuse me of being on drugs?! I have never, am not, and will never try drugs! Argh! *friends you*

Also? The Doctor Who crossover bits? Hehe.. yay!
I do that a lot ... I love Nine, and Claude, and Plaude ... I almost put in a bit about Claude asking if Peter minded an cute bi guy from the 51st century, but I changed my mind ...

[identity profile] ctheinvisible17.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
For the premiere the 'creature', as you call it, looked okay. But this week, oh god. *shields eyes* It better go away soon.

I guess you could call me new(if you haven't see me around). But I've been a lurker for some time now, and commented on things here and there. Not many people notice me, except when they notice certain icons. Although you did comment on one of my Peter/Claude fic. :)

[identity profile] trippypeas.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll get done..Promise..

there's already a new one up..

[identity profile] lotus0kid.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That.. is so.. COOL! Awesome stuff! Heehee, Claude just "finds" the TARDIS, right. I think my favorite bits are the crossed out lines of just swearing.

[identity profile] vampedvixen.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I never said it was drugs.. you could have been high on life. teehee ;P

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEP! Hahaha That was being all beautiful and sad, and I SO wasn't expecting Claude to randomly become Nine, and that made me GRIN! Amazingness. Wonderful.
Thank you! That's exactly what I wanted to hear! And there's always a chance that Claude'll become Nine in my fics ...

Peter would be a perfect depressing crazy amazing companion.
Indeed! All of the above! *plans a strange fic where Jack, Nine, and Peter travel time together* But then fangirls would explode ...

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh this was so lovely, I could really hear Claude's voice throughout this letter *is sad* Poor Claude pining away for his poodle.
So beautiful~
You did laugh a bit though, right?! *is worried* It was supposed to be sad AND hysterical ... but thank you thank you thank you!

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny and cute! Loved it.
Thank you!

And I love how you made Claude the Doctor. It makes perfect sense. lol
I do that a lot in my head ... it'll be happening more and more now ...

How could Peter refuse a letter and offer like that?
I KNOW! After reading that he'd teleport to London, bang on the TARDIS, and have mad, hot smut with Claude as they travel through time and space ...

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That.. is so.. COOL! Awesome stuff!
Thank you!

Heehee, Claude just "finds" the TARDIS, right.
No, he's Nine! He's DEFINATELY Nine! *snickers*

I think my favorite bits are the crossed out lines of just swearing.
English swears are so AWESOME and FUN. American swears just can't compete ... *sigh*

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, but aren't you alive? *reads your username* Oh, you're a vampire! Cool!

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
For the premiere the 'creature', as you call it, looked okay.
On TWoP they say 'he passes a man with a beard so large it's attacking the lower half of his face' or something close to that ...

Although you did comment on one of my Peter/Claude fic. :)
Oh, what was it about? *reads so many*

[identity profile] aunt-zelda.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
there's already a new one up..
Ooooo! *runs* Ack! No time! *will read it soon*

[identity profile] trippypeas.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Take your time..it's good though..not as sappy as i hoped for but good..

[identity profile] ctheinvisible17.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Title - The Cliché Known As: Kissing In The Rain.
Claude didn't like it, Peter could help, blah, blah, blah. ^_^ I even put in a Doctor Who reference.

[identity profile] ladywilde80.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I def. smirked my way through this ~

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