What Aunt Zelda Thinks: Heroes Season 2, Lizards: SPOILERS!

[aunt_zelda]

This came from ‘What Sarah, Butterfly, and Roxanne Think’ over at IMDb, but as I spend more time here I’m changing it a bit. I’ll still post over there, but my main focus will be here. Also, to clarify, I am NOT called ‘Sarah’ or ‘Butterfly’ (hee! Wish I was!) or ‘Roxanne’ in real life. They’re online names …

 

 

My antennae is EVIL! I could barely SEE the episode last night! Argh! *watches it on nbc.com* If I didn’t fear creepy stalkers I’d post my address and request a new antennae, or possibly a subscription to a cable company.

But, on with the show:

Yay! Peter-torture!

What IS Noah talking about?! The purple is BADASS!

Ooo, hidden Isaac paintings!

Oh no! Flying assassins! *hides under the bed*

*giggles* Oh HIRO! You’re gonna be a hero! *dances about*

 

Hmmmm … Bionic Woman … should I watch it again or not?

 

Newts and lizards … ooo! Title alert! (Btw, how is ANSWERING QUESTIONS in a CLASS drawing attention to the fact that Claire is on the run from morally gray mobsters? I just don’t get it …)

Claire needs to meet Mohinder …

Hee! The Midas/Mohinder show! (Midas is showing concern for Mo’s life! Slash!)

Caitlin, you’re cute, but ya might get a bit annoying over the next few eps …

McSorely … *ponders*

Oooo! Healing in front of cute Irish girls! Not good!

What does the necklace mean, she asks … heh, about five million people will be GLAD to explain it in great detail to you!

Haiti! Sweet! Mo speaks French! The Haitian! Yay! *dances about* I love love LOVE the Haitian!

Redemption … Mo should be careful here, potential slash lies in wait!

The Healer was cool and scary, and I’d feel terrible for poor Maya if I wasn’t worried that ‘you have the power to kill the devil’ might mean she can kill Sylar! Nooo! (Where the frak IS HE, anyway?!)

The daughter was rockin’, and Hiro was AWESOME and BADASS! Hee!

Poor swordsmith’s daughter! (Does she HAVE a name yet?) During her cute little romantic, lovely-worded talk with Hiro-Kensai, all I was thinking about was Charlie. Hiro better find a way to save her someday …

Peter used DL’s ability! Wahoo!

Ooo, he went half-Sylar! Sweet! Now, Peter, go to England and find Claude!

 

Journeyman looks good, but it’s on too late … damn!

 

Wow, Mo’s dad’s book is EVERYWHERE … it’s getting great publicity in American high-schools …

I can’t see a damn thing! Argh! Ah, well, I hear Maya and Aljendro’s storyline isn’t that interesting … OH MY GOD! Her eyes just bled black! That woman just died! Ack! Eww! Call the Haitian!

Is Mo just pretending to forget, or does he remember it all, or does he remember what we remember and nothing else, or stuff after we got cut off? Ack!

Um … all the black blood went into Aljendro’s EYES … um … good that the lady’s not dead, but she’s calling them the devil … Sylar’s gonna sue …

What’s a stolen car when you’re running for your life? Heh … but Claire, it’s so been stolen by nefarious Company men …

 

Hee! Angela’s interrogation was as funny as I thought it would be!

TMI Angela! (Sex with Kaito … it happened to EVERYONE, didn’t it?)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! You go girl!

What the HELL was that?! Candice gone wild? Peter with mind-control? Kensai-Ricky? Sylar?

I’m not a thief … heh, Claude begs to differ, Pete! Heh heh heh …

I can work with that … Awww, Hiro!

Oooo, Kensai has Claire’s power! Or DOES he? Is it because Hiro said ‘you must not die!’, or something else?

*ponders Molly’s doodles*

‘Bob’ eh? Hee hee hee …

The return of the Haitian! Sweet!

Mr. Muggles is an evil genius, I JUST KNOW IT!

Claire, NO! Eeeww! People will be calling you emo …ooo, it grew back! Cool! Eeeewww!

Creepy-stalker-fly-boy … I don’t like him …

 

We end with Claire holding yet ANOTHER copy of Papa-Suresh’s-book-that-was-given-to-her-by-a-boy-at-school, with Mr. Muggles barking and jumping at the sky, and Claire looking up too.

 

Kring, word of advise? Fans HATE IT when the promos advertise something that doesn’t happen in the episode it’s promoting! We’re ANGRY! If Sylar and Niki aren’t going to be in the next episode, don’t show CLIPS OF THEM!

 

Next Week (hopefully):

All that slash can fit inside that TINY TINY box, eh? *doubts Ricky has any info on Peter AT ALL*

Niki has to say goodbye to Micah (?!)

West-Fly-Boy needs Claire to trust him (he’s SO evil!) and I bet they fly about romantically …

Noah says and does something sketchy, and Claire is NOT impressed …

AND SYLAR AT LAST!

I’m going to KILL Tim Kring if Sylar isn’t in the next episode!

 

Arrrgh, and out,

Aunt Z ~

 

(Oh! While reading a fic, I just remembered about Mohinder the Lizard! LIZARDS! *ponders*)

(Btw, the graphic novel explains a LOT of stuff! Stuff about the Haitian, and Mo loosing his memory! Go read it!)

 

 

 

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