Heroes Season 2, Episode 1 Picture Recap: SPOILERS and SLASH!

[aunt_zelda]

(Just something I started to think up the other day. Got all the pictures from

http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/photos/season2/ and http://gallery.chaotic-creative.com/gallery/v/screencaps/doctorwho/nine/ and http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/8186/sylarhawaiianstyleyd7.png and http://www.stripedwall.com/gallery.php?page=television/Torchwood/TWS1/torchwood1x01 and let me make it perfectly clear that I OWN NOTHING! Sorry some of the pictures are bad, but I didn’t have much time, and if people throw a big enough fit, I’ll put more work into it next time around …and I’ve never done something with pictures so BEAR WITH ME!)

Dedicated to jaymesalexander for the lovely, LOVELY links!

Note: THIS HAS SPOILERS FOR HEROES SEASON 2 and DOCTOR WHO SEASON 1!

EPISODE ONE, SEASON TWO PICTURE REPORT!

Last week, Mohinder Suresh was seen in the company of THIS MAN:

The New Company Man, aka: Mr. Midas Touch! Suresh and Midas were spotted having drinks somewhere in Cairo:

And why didn’t Sylar storm in to rescue his beloved Mo-Mo from the latest morally-gray Company Man?! Because he’s being molested by THIS Anonymous Beach-Babe!

Oh, the horror! As slashers worldwide dissolve into tears over this totally unexpected development, Matt writes in his journal about ANOTHER bizarre and totally unexpected development: the Mottwalker family!

Meanwhile, Peter is discovered shirtless and handcuffed, with a haircut!

Who is responsible for THIS?! (Many have expressed the desire to send them flowers.) Various sources suspect THIS MAN:

He goes by the aliases ‘The Doctor’ and ‘Claude Raines.’ He has a passion for pigeon care and bananas. Though he has been spotted with THIS BLOND:

And even kissing THIS MAN:

Many are vehement in their declarations that ‘The Doctor’ or ‘Claude Raines’ is romantically involved with none other than our own Peter Petrelli!

 

FURTHER REPORTS SHALL FOLLOW!!!

Comments

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Loved it! So funny. Your captions are perfect. Please make more.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Loved it! So funny. Your captions are perfect.
Oh, thanks! *blushes and beams*

Please make more.
I'll try ...

[forty-licks.livejournal.com]

You've just given me a major craving for Claude/Jack. Or Doctor/Peter OR Claude/Jack/Peter or Doctor/Jack/Peter or any combination of the above!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

You've just given me a major craving for Claude/Jack. Or Doctor/Peter OR Claude/Jack/Peter or Doctor/Jack/Peter or any combination of the above!
Oh wow ... inspiring the need for hot threesome ... dear oh dear ... *is too sleepy to be worried*

[poemwithnorhyme.livejournal.com]

...............XD! My god, I seriously love you..My thoughts exactly...if I would have watched Doctor Who, which I don't..but still, hilarious!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

...............XD! My god, I seriously love you..
Yay! *has a cyber-wife*

My thoughts exactly...if I would have watched Doctor Who, which I don't..but still, hilarious!
I love making people laugh ...

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love how everything slashy leads to Captain Jack in 6 steps or less. He's totally the Kevin Bacon of queer TV.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love how everything slashy leads to Captain Jack in 6 steps or less.
Me too! (But it's probably less than 6 ...)

He's totally the Kevin Bacon of queer TV.
You know I needed a friend of mine to explain who Kevin Bacon is? *sigh* I'm so out of it ...

[wisecracks.livejournal.com]

Wait, did Jack and the Doctor actually kiss? Cuz i'll have to check more of those episodes out.

[manderkitty.livejournal.com]

yup. there was kissing in the series 1 finale.

[bloodanna.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
Utter brillance, this.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
Making people laugh, I love to do it!

Utter brillance, this.
Oooo, I'm brilliant! *blushes and beams*

[semicolon-space.livejournal.com]

This is great. I love it.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Yay! *dances about*

[holy-cockroach.livejournal.com]

Heheh nice.

ANOTHER bizarre and totally unexpected development: the Mottwalker family! Bizarre and totally unexpected indeed! Although I must say, it's growing on me...

Hahaha Yes! The Doctor is responsible for Peter's oh so sexy shirtlessness.

Jack/Nine = squee! I'm pretty sure I made an lj icon using that screenshot. I just have to dig it out of my folders full of junk.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Bizarre and totally unexpected indeed! Although I must say, it's growing on me...
Me too ... I'm worried for them all, though, when Sylar TKs the door down to take back what's his ...

Hahaha Yes! The Doctor is responsible for Peter's oh so sexy shirtlessness.
You KNOW he is! But we can't send fanmail to the TARDIS, can we?

Jack/Nine = squee!
Possibly my OTP ... but then Plaude, Mylar, past Claude/Bennet, Harry/Draco, Jack/Ianto and ...
Oh, nevermind, REMUS AND SIRIUS IS MY OTP!

[catoasapun.livejournal.com]

oh maaan, so perfect; especially the one about Sylar being molested by that stupid dumb hoe.


:)

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

oh maaan, so perfect
Thank you! *blushes and beams*

especially the one about Sylar being molested by that stupid dumb hoe.
Yeah, I said something to that degree over on the IMDb boards and they all snickered at me.

[whatwas.livejournal.com]

first of all..... awww... thanks for the dedication....

secondly.... this was so funny and brilliant...... *dies laughing*

also, note to self.... must start on that Peter/Nine fic that I've only outlined (sort of).....

anyways.... very keen! ;)

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

first of all..... awww... thanks for the dedication....
Oh, welcome! (Just got a message that your birthday is soon ... unless I write something before that, can this be my present to you?)

secondly.... this was so funny and brilliant...... *dies laughing*
Yay!

also, note to self.... must start on that Peter/Nine fic that I've only outlined (sort of).....
I'd work on mine, but I've got about six URGENT URGENT things in front of that in my mental list ...

anyways.... very keen! ;)
*blushes and beams*

[fallsxtheshadow.livejournal.com]

Hahaha Nice. Love this.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[damedbx.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG O M F G!!!! ROLF

What possessed you to do this?! Oh, I am not complaining!

Congrats on this brillant idea!! IT is so... ROLF

CHRISTOPHER ECCELSTON!!! ROLF.

Too much! I think i am getting a cramp now.

MOre to come?? Surely there is more to come.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG O M F G!!!! ROLF
What possessed you to do this?! Oh, I am not complaining!
Hee! There are forces at work in the universe that I cannot describe ...

Congrats on this brillant idea!! IT is so... ROLF
*blushes and beams*

CHRISTOPHER ECCELSTON!!! ROLF.
Where Peter is, the Ninth Doctor cannot be far behind ...

MOre to come?? Surely there is more to come.
Yes. More before Monday (damn Columbus Day, but I'll have a day off!)

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

Oh I did see this! This in particular: Oh, the horror! As slashers worldwide dissolve into tears over this totally unexpected development almost had me in tears.

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Oh, the horror! As slashers worldwide dissolve into tears over this totally unexpected development almost had me in tears.
Heh ... it's so true! I'm gonna KICK SOMETHING if Sylar kisses that skank tomorrow!

[aunt-zelda.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I did this back in ... whoa, October!
If I put the effort into making more, I wouldn't be able to write more fics ... I've got such a crammed life ... though, now that I have high-speed I'll be able to get pics faster and more efficiantly!
I'm making no promises ... once I'm fully caught up on Mylar, Plaude, and Kiro (which might be NEVER) and churned out a fic or two ... I'll try. For you.
(We've 'met' before, haven't we? ...)