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aunt_zelda We begin with alkdfjalkfjakldfjakldfjaflaafldkajflka!!!
Habbabbababababbabbaaa!
Um, … *struggles for coherence* we begin with Lord Vyce STRANGLING LINKSANO, not even LOOKING at him while doing so, and then he just TOSSES HIM ASIDE and then turns around and is it just me or has Linkara really upped the 'catering to the fetishes' nature of his episodes? Like, even more so than he used to. I mean, HOT DAYUM!!!!!
Lord Vyce says he's gonna "deal with" Linkara himself. Ooooooh yeaaaaaah … *hums porno music*
"You're not goin' anywhere, are you?"
Not a chance, buddy. YOU BEGAN THIS VIDEO WITH STRANGLING: I AM NOT BUDGING FROM THIS SEAT!
Anyone else getting wicked nervous that Linkara critiquing Prometheus' plan being stupid and nonsensical when he could just be out killing the heroes' loved ones? I mean, Lewis is a Genre Savvy dude, surely Lord Vyce isn't going to be some pushover in a helmet, he's built up to him too much. What if he kidnaps Liz and Harvey and 90's Kid and Pollo?
Does anyone else get really, really excited by Linkara cracking under the rage against bad writing and starting to make those twisty-faces of anger?
Oh … oh my. Oh my my my my MY. Seeing some Mechakara expressions and tones bleed through into Linkara when he was talking about that little girl … wow. It was scaryand kinda hot and scary and now I wanna hide under the bed and cheer a little.
When he got to the bit where he's snarling that the comic is "TRASH!!!" I physically recoiled from the screen. Jeez, I mean, we've seen him mad, we've seen him upset, but we haven't seen him truly FURIOUS up until now. Scary.Kinda hot. Mostly scary.
"How can my day get any worse?"
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! YOU FOOL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GENRE SAVVY, LINKARA!!!!!!
Whoa … Lord Vyce is TALL.And sexy.
"I have defeated sixteen such champions. When they fall, their universes fall with them."
So, he's killed two Slayers, has he? *kicks self* Does he actually kill them, or does he just defeat them in battle and then throw them into his spaceship harem? *kicks self some more* You know, I should really not write these things up so late at night ...
"Maybe this is the one where you finally get stopped."
"You are welcome to try."
*melts from the FoeYay fodder like you wouldn't believe*
Oh noes! Liz is gone and the morpher is still recharging and Pollo is going to hold off Vyce! BAD IDEA! How about running for once? Hide out with Insano! I'll write the fanfic!
"You're bravery is admirable, but misguided."
"Story of my life."
Linkara, I'd like you to meet Harry Dresden …
OOOOOOOOooooo, plot-twist! *SQUEE* Vyce conquers the universes to put them under his protection, from "The Entity." EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee! *does the FoeYay dance some more*
So, the thing from the fifth season of Doctor Who was in Vyce's original universe, he ran around trying to warn people, they didn't listen, so he got fed up and went all Baron Wulfenbach on their asses. Niiiiiiiice …
Uh, Linkara, maybe if you just explain and help Lord Vyce track down "the Entity" and destroy it, he wouldn't kill you? Maybe you should stop trying to kill him as he hasn't exactly threatened your life yet? Roll for diplomacy, maybe?
Oooooo, he's got some nice boots, that Lord Vyce!
Geez, Lord Vyce defeated PYRAMID HEAD! (Linkara's face at that was pretty hilarious. And appropriate.)
Ack, again with the profuse whaling on Linkara. Still not sexy … at least, not to me. Now, Lord Vyce hoisting the bloodied Linkara into the air by the throat and rasping "You are the flea that thinks itself a giant. Brave, but futile." … that's sexy. ROWR.
Oh my! Linkara zapped Vyce with his own weapon! And apparently a flesh wound is enough to make Vyce teleport away! Uh … plot point? *shrugs*
Linkara lying on the floor, chest heaving, blood on his face … yeah, that's really doin' it for me, if I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys. All, scared and helpless and his eyes darting back and forth … yum.I'm such an awful person.
V - minus 21! *SQUEE*
Habbabbababababbabbaaa!
Um, … *struggles for coherence* we begin with Lord Vyce STRANGLING LINKSANO, not even LOOKING at him while doing so, and then he just TOSSES HIM ASIDE and then turns around and is it just me or has Linkara really upped the 'catering to the fetishes' nature of his episodes? Like, even more so than he used to. I mean, HOT DAYUM!!!!!
Lord Vyce says he's gonna "deal with" Linkara himself. Ooooooh yeaaaaaah … *hums porno music*
"You're not goin' anywhere, are you?"
Not a chance, buddy. YOU BEGAN THIS VIDEO WITH STRANGLING: I AM NOT BUDGING FROM THIS SEAT!
Anyone else getting wicked nervous that Linkara critiquing Prometheus' plan being stupid and nonsensical when he could just be out killing the heroes' loved ones? I mean, Lewis is a Genre Savvy dude, surely Lord Vyce isn't going to be some pushover in a helmet, he's built up to him too much. What if he kidnaps Liz and Harvey and 90's Kid and Pollo?
Does anyone else get really, really excited by Linkara cracking under the rage against bad writing and starting to make those twisty-faces of anger?
Oh … oh my. Oh my my my my MY. Seeing some Mechakara expressions and tones bleed through into Linkara when he was talking about that little girl … wow. It was scary
When he got to the bit where he's snarling that the comic is "TRASH!!!" I physically recoiled from the screen. Jeez, I mean, we've seen him mad, we've seen him upset, but we haven't seen him truly FURIOUS up until now. Scary.
"How can my day get any worse?"
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! YOU FOOL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GENRE SAVVY, LINKARA!!!!!!
Whoa … Lord Vyce is TALL.
"I have defeated sixteen such champions. When they fall, their universes fall with them."
So, he's killed two Slayers, has he? *kicks self* Does he actually kill them, or does he just defeat them in battle and then throw them into his spaceship harem? *kicks self some more* You know, I should really not write these things up so late at night ...
"Maybe this is the one where you finally get stopped."
"You are welcome to try."
*melts from the FoeYay fodder like you wouldn't believe*
Oh noes! Liz is gone and the morpher is still recharging and Pollo is going to hold off Vyce! BAD IDEA! How about running for once? Hide out with Insano! I'll write the fanfic!
"You're bravery is admirable, but misguided."
"Story of my life."
Linkara, I'd like you to meet Harry Dresden …
OOOOOOOOooooo, plot-twist! *SQUEE* Vyce conquers the universes to put them under his protection, from "The Entity." EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee! *does the FoeYay dance some more*
So, the thing from the fifth season of Doctor Who was in Vyce's original universe, he ran around trying to warn people, they didn't listen, so he got fed up and went all Baron Wulfenbach on their asses. Niiiiiiiice …
Uh, Linkara, maybe if you just explain and help Lord Vyce track down "the Entity" and destroy it, he wouldn't kill you? Maybe you should stop trying to kill him as he hasn't exactly threatened your life yet? Roll for diplomacy, maybe?
Oooooo, he's got some nice boots, that Lord Vyce!
Geez, Lord Vyce defeated PYRAMID HEAD! (Linkara's face at that was pretty hilarious. And appropriate.)
Ack, again with the profuse whaling on Linkara. Still not sexy … at least, not to me. Now, Lord Vyce hoisting the bloodied Linkara into the air by the throat and rasping "You are the flea that thinks itself a giant. Brave, but futile." … that's sexy. ROWR.
Oh my! Linkara zapped Vyce with his own weapon! And apparently a flesh wound is enough to make Vyce teleport away! Uh … plot point? *shrugs*
Linkara lying on the floor, chest heaving, blood on his face … yeah, that's really doin' it for me, if I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys. All, scared and helpless and his eyes darting back and forth … yum.
V - minus 21! *SQUEE*
