What aunt_zelda Thinks: The Rebel Flesh and The Almost People

( Bored ... bored ... bored ... spoilers ... ARGH PREGNANCY ... bored ... bored ... )

What aunt_zelda Thinks: A Scandal in Belgravia (no spoilers, initial squeeing)

OMG A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA ALKFJALFJKLAFJDLJFLAJFDLAJFLKSJFLAJLF I JUST STAYED UP WAAAAAAAAY PAST MY BEDTIME IT'S NOW PAST 5AM AND I HAVE STUFF TO DO LATER TODAY I DON'T CARE OH MY GOD I THINK I HAD LIKE THREE HEART ATTACKS AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER JESUS CHRIST ON GRILLED CHEESE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like ... it's like they took loads of prompts from the Kink Meme ... and put them together, and then built from there ... and it was GLORIOUS. :D :D :D :D :D 

I'm gonna watch it over and over and write a recap and watch it over and over and make out with my boyfriend while we watch it over and over and write fanfiction and watch it over and over and get a tumblr and watch it over and over and try to use it as fodder to seduce this girl I like at college and watch it over and over and over ...

I must have stopped breathing like ten times or something, and punched the air and swore like a sailor and threatened Moffat's life at least twice and squeed and laughed intensely and did a dance of joy and IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD OH MY GOD!!!
More coherent thoughts to follow. I shall write a recap. And squee more. And sleep. Must get to sleep ... and dream of riding crops ... and spoilers ...