LIES! (Anonymous, the trailer to LIE!!!)

 I have just seen THIS TRAILER

I am LIVID with RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

LIES! ALL LIES! Packaged into a badass-looking costume drama! Damn you, Derek Jacobi, I RESPECT you and yet you're tied to this because you're an anti-Stratfordian! THIS MOVIE IS A LIE!!!

And people are going to believe it! They'll eat it up and not do some bloody research and Oxford's supporters will gain more support and credence even though it's all a big. damn. LIE!!!!!!! ARRRRRARARARARRAAGGGHGHGGGHGHGH!!!!!!!!


*calms down*
... wait. Wait. This isn't scary ... this is going to be freaking hilarious.

I can't wait to see how they handle the fact that Oxford was dead years before the later plays were written. Perhaps the final fifteen minutes will show him writing Macbeth, The Tempest, Othello, King Lear, and the other Romances and collaborations before he dies in 1604, miraculously having psychic visions of the buzzword 'equivocator' three years before the word is central to a scandalous Catholic conspiracy and the well-publicized shipwreck that inspired The Tempest some five years after his death. Or how his writing style was so different from Shakespeare's that they rhymed words differently. I don't understand why the Oxfordians call Shakespeare a hack and a redneck and a thief and all-around "unworthy" of having written the Canon, and yet Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, once ran a guy through for funsies and claimed the guy committed suicide by running into his sword and knocked up one of the Queen's maids and left her pregnant ass by the wayside. Believe he wrote the plays, by all means you sad, sad little man but don't you dare pretend for one minute that Oxford is worthy of your respect. 

I mean, really, it's not that hard to pick up on this stuff. Do a little research, you'll find it all there, clear as day.