I think the world is playing an April Fool's Joke on ME ...

Woke up to a ridiculous amount of snow, with a fever and an eye full of gunk. I am SICK. I think my eye cyst thingy is gone, or at least it doesn't hurt anymore. But I have a fever. And a stuffy nose. Sometimes I cough. I've got a headache, but the baby aspirin is keeping that at bay (thank god I discovered chewable pills, no more will my gag reflex torment me!) Getting up makes my head hurt; walking makes me unsteady. And I've got lethargy ... lechery ... you know, there's a reference to Twelfth Night that goes something like that but I'm too tired to get it right.

The most productive thing I've done today is to walk downstairs to get a drink of water. 

I was going to get SO MUCH WORK DONE TODAY!!! So much work ... and every time I think 'oh, hey, feeling a little better now, I could start skimming those sources and making an outline for my research paper' ... I fall asleep again. 
I was going to get oodles of work done today. I was going to go to work tomorrow and make lots of money. I was going to get more oddles of work done on Sunday. I don't have TIME to get sick, I NEEDED these three days! I can't waste them just sleeping and sipping water and listening to TGWTG D&D podcasts ... 

But I'm going to have to. I'll drink more water, sleep a lot, and maybe tomorrow I'll feel a little better. Better enough to do some reading for class, at least, and finish up that chapter I need to write a rough draft of. Hopefully I'll manage to do that tomorrow. Right now, I'm gonna listen to the podcasts some more and (surprise surprise) SLEEP.