Title: The Twelve Days of Channel Awesome

Rating: R-ish, for cursing, sensuality, implied sex, sex-sex, and lack of a beta.

Word Count: 4,984

Pairings: Phelous/Lupa, Linkara/Insano, Film Brain/Luke, Liz/Scarlett/Marzgurl, Diamanda Hagan/Pushing Up Roses, hinted That Sci-Fi Guy/90’s Kid, implied ATG/Spoony, implied Snob/Jillian, implied MasakoX/Jillian, one-sided Chick/Todd.

Characters: Chester A. Bum. Nostalgia Critic, Oancitizen, Nella, Bennett the Sage, Handsome Tom and 8-Bit Mickey, ERod, ATG, MikeJ, Benzaie, JewWario, Harvey Finevoice, The Makeover Fairy, Angry Joe, Paw, The Other Guy, RolloT, Ed Glaser, Linksano, Dominic.

Warnings: Random holiday drabbles full of fluff and strange references. Heterosexual love. Drunken attempts at Shakespeare. Waterfowl. Massive consumption of alcohol that is not to be imitated. Bondage. Possible dub-con. Breaking the fourth wall. References to stalking.

Disclaimer: I own nothing and nobody. No offense is intended to the people whose alter-egos are contained herein. The poem Oan quotes drunkenly is “The Phoenix and the Turtle” by William Shakespeare.

Summary: Channel Awesome Christmas in the Big House AU. Shenanigans ensue. It involves pretty much everyone I’m comfortable writing and way too much happens to adequately explain in a summary.

A/N: Secret Santa gift for m3rrys0ngstr3ss. Happy Solstice/Chisthaunakwanza/Gurnenthar’s Ascendance, I bring you the gift of 12 drabbles!
As usual when left to my own devices without a prompt, I went fluffy and weird, and threw in some random historical references, and then things just got out of control. Hopefully this is somewhat coherent and makes at least somebody besides me laugh. As I continued to write, the drabbles got crazier and crazier, and things got more and more out of hand. I tried to limit myself to drabbles of 100-300, then 100-350, and then I ended up writing one that was over 600 words and just gave up on limiting myself. And then the cast list blew up.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good … 3:30AM!