I had a dream about Benzaie this morning. It was really nice. I was with some of my friends at this park, and I saw Benzaie at one of those outdoor pavilion things and started squeeing and working up the nerve to go over and talk to him. Then he came over to our group and autographed a page from my notebook. (SQUEE.)
I know I'm behind on reading and leaving comments on many fics, and I'm late in replying to your lovely comments. I will get to that, I swear, and my 100th fic too, but I'm so incredibly busy writing a script, essay, taking long road trips, and loads of other stuff that I probably won't catch up on most of that until sometime next week. I'm very sorry. On the upside I've been having a great couple of days and I'm going to be hanging out with loads of other geeks this weekend, so that's good!
Ok, it's official, I am now a Phineas and Ferb fangirl.
Laugh all you want, it's a kickass show! Fantastic music, funny stories, cute characters, A PLATYPUS (who, btw, looks like Linkara), A MAD SCIENTIST, a troperiffic world, moments that make me laugh so loud my cat gets scared, DID I MENTION THAT THERE IS A PLATYPUS WHO FIGHTS A MAD SCIENTIST?! (And I am SO going to write Perry/Dr. Doofenshmirtz fic once I figure out how to get around the whole bestiality aspect. I'm thinking of a mad science ray gun that somehow turns Perry human ... good lord, it'll be cracky as all get-out ...)
Ok, maybe I need to explain myself a little bit about the whole Perry/ Doofenshmirtz thing:
Not only does Doofenshmirtz give Perry a key to his office/house, confide his childhood traumas to the platypus, routinely offer him food, and speak to him as a friend as much as an enemy (and all this by episode eight, no less!) THEY SHARE A LOVE OF CHEESE.
Also, Perry is to Dr. Doofenshmirtz as Linkara is to Dr. Insano. I am not the first to make the connection. Check the ‘Wild Mass Guessing’ page of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses on tvtropes.
I did an exciting thing today! I called my representative to urge them to vote yes on the Matthew Shepard Act! Tomorrow it's gonna be voted on! Go call your representative to urge them to vote yes! Lots of nasty, homophobic, fear-mongering people are calling and urging them to vote no!
'An Invisible Thread'
( Spoilers for the episode, and pretty much all of 'Heroes' )
(Lots of thoughts today ...)
Chief among them:
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT AMAZON'S BOGUS DISCRIMINATORY POLICY?! GO SIGN THIS PETITION RIGHT NOW! http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/in-
I wrote a long and angry note attached to my signature that included big words and no swearing. I strongly encourage you all to do the same. If you haven't the time for a rant, just sign. Please. And don't you DARE buy anything from amazon until the policy is revoked! (Or, better yet, don't go back to them ever again! I know I haven't he funds to be able to afford that, but maybe I should just cut back on what I buy and get most of my stuff from Borders ...)
I know they're fixing it but SIGN ANYWAY! Don't let them forget it!
In other news: Yay! They rescued the Captain from the pirates! (But *wibbles* the pirates were only teenagers! I'm glad they got the Captain home safe, but sad that people can be so desperate in some parts of the world.)
More news: OMG I got books 9, 10, and 11 of The Dresden Files as an Easter gift! Sometimes, I just LOVE my family. Soon, I shall be caught up with everyone else and able to write and post Harry/Marcone fic! ( SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS FOR 'WHITE NIGHT' )
Still more news: You know what's fantastic? Torchwood Season 3 starts shooting ON MY BIRTHDAY! (August 18th, to those of you who can't recall that.) Isn't that AWESOME?! And my dad e-mailed this to me! I love my gay dad. *hearts*
Even more news: Last Friday night I watched Dear Frankie. You should all watch it too. You will sob loud, shrieking sobs, particularly if you grew up with divorced parents, like me. However, it is one of the most moving, beautiful movies you will ever see, so ... go see it.
Last news: You know what's TOTALLY OTP? Carmen Sandiego/Waldo. Think about it.
1961( Spoilers for every Heroes episode over, and allusions to Lost and Merlin )
I don't know about you, but I'm not going on the internet tomorrow. 'Conflicker' might attack! I soooooo cannot afford to get a virus right now. Why can't hackers get their kicks somewhere else, far, far away from my harddrive?(I mean, I know that's the point: they're far, far away from your harddrive, using computers in Russia or something, but you know what I mean.)
Still horendously busy. Still psyched about my new Dresden Files. Still tired out of my mind. Still typing like crazy. Still loving my Slings and Arrows DVD sets.
Anyhoodle, WAZT! Huzzah!
( Spoilers for every episode of Heroes ever ... to be safe ... )
That’s it, I’m officially opting out of this round of Knight vs. Anarchy. *sighs* Just can’t do it. Not only does the crossover I started contain one-and-a-half pairings I’ve never written before, I just couldn’t get it working. What with WAZT, personal writings, sonnets that are due, and lines that I have to have memorized, I just can’t do it. *headdesk* I earned five points for my team last round, I hope that makes up for this.
Got a new Dresden File on Sunday. Sixth one, Blood Rites, which is a little slower on the uptake than previous ones, but that’s cool with me because it’s still hilarious in the right places. It’s as if Jim Butcher realized that after five books he thought to himself “Oh, I can take a bit of a breather, they’re good and hooked now! I don’t need to make aunt_zelda late for her classes or keep her up late with my ridiculously suspenceful writing this time!’
On PAGE EIGHT (I kid you not!) I muttered "boys, stop flirting!" I hate knowing that Thomas and Harry are (spoiler alert!) half-brothers, because if they weren't I'd ship them with a fiery passion. Or just mild enthusiasm. (Harry/Marcone all the way, baby.)
Also got my copy of Repo! the Genetic Opera yesterday! Huzzah! Can't wait for the soundtrack to catch up! *dances* Tried to take a nap, then 'woke up' and watched some special features and some of the commentary.
Despite being in a supremely good mood on Monday, I was a little irritable towards the end of the day. I blame the weird dream where my teeth were falling out. That has NEVER happened to me, and I KNOW they're supposed to be bad luck, so I'm quaking in my boots over here. But most of the dream was pretty good: I was in a weird city on this subway, and a friend of mine from RL kept telling me I was being waaaaay too nice, giving up my seats to other people and all. Then I started loosing teeth all over the place, and he helped me pick them up off the carpet on the staircase in the station.
Today I was so-so. VERY tired, but I managed to get through the day and now I’m home, I’ve taken a shower and worked for an hour on my Physics project, and now I’m typing with the cat sitting on my lap. Life is good again.
( Spoilers for all Heroes episodes up until now. )
First off, how did your Superbowl commercial watching go Sunday night? I particularly enjoyed the Heroes commercials (Sylar lip-synching YAY! Surely Heroes: The Bollywood Musical is just around the corner?), the movie trailers, and the one with the dancing lizards.
(Did anyone else find the Steelers’ last touchdown (a guy falling on his face into the out-of-bounds area) incredibly lame compared to the Cardinals’ last touchdown (where the-guy-with-the-dreadlocks outran three HUGE guys and hauled ass into the end zone?) Is this just me wanting desperately to root for the underdog? I only take interest in sports during the last three minutes of the Superbowl, be kind, ladies. I know the Steelers are a ‘better’ team and have the youngest quarterback and are the first team to ever win six superbowls ever, but I wanted the Cardinals to win, damnit! Of course, by the time you’ll all be reading this, I won’t care anymore about the game. )
Also, you should ALL go and watch the PETA commercial that was dubbed ‘too hot’ to air during the Superbowl. I laughed for a good ten straight minutes after watching it online. GO VEGETARIANS! *punches the air* (Definitely NWS, though, guys. It’s VERY racy.)
Did I mention that I got FIVE POINTS for Team Anarchy for my fic in Round 1? *punches the air* But we lost! Waaaaah!
Oh, yeah, you’re all here for WAZT, aren’t you? Bear in mind that this spring I’ll be keeping Shakespeare, Doctor Who specials, the last Lost season, and now Heroes V4 to keep straight in my head. I may snap before May, girls.
( Spoilers for V4 premiere of Heroes, teeny tiny spoilers for Lost S5 )
P.S. Today I was VERY tired, having been on the way to getting that nasty cold that's going around, and the itchy throat thing keeps me up at night. I took naps during my breaks. One guy poked me twice, another actually smacked my ass! I smacked him back, very hard, on his ass after yelling at him very loudly and chasing him a bit, and felt like Annie from the British LoM for several good minutes. It's kinda ... flattering in an awkward kind of way. If only That-Guy (not the one who poked me or slapped me, the one I have a crush on) would try and get me to chase him. He doesn't seem the chasing type. *sigh* The guy who poked me (HARD) I hit on the head with a broom. Many, many people laughed very, very hard after seeing me charge in yelling 'rarrrr!' and brandishing that broom. The afternoon was good for me, but the morning was not.
P.P.S. I ordered Repo! The Genetic Opera, both the DVD AND the soundtrack, via amazon! I got free shipping! YAY!
Title: Heroes Pie-Wich, Part 2: They Might Be Heroes
Fandoms: Pushing Daisies and Heroes
Rating: PG-13, methinks
Word Count: 3,724 (aprox.)
Pairings: Mylar, Ned/Chuck, Elle/Claire, Olive/Claire, others later on
Characters: Ned, Chuck, Claire Bennet, Olive Snook, Emerson Cod, Mohinder Suresh, Gabriel Gray, Molly Walker, HRG, Elle Bishop, mentions of many, many others.
Disclaimer/Spoilers: I only wish that I’d come up with the idea for Pushing Daisies, and I only wish that I could control Heroes. Sadly, I own neither, so please do not sue me, devote your time instead to sending ‘Save Pushing Daisies!’ letters to ABC or whoever will listen to our plight. I also don’t own the band The Might Be Giants. Spoilers for S2 of Heroes and S1 of Pushing Daisies.
Warnings: Femslash. Het love. Slightly kinky M/M romance. Bad Jim Dale impersonations. Dogs with plans.
A/N: This is Part 2, in which I pull actual Heroes pairings into the mix! If you don’t like the previouslies, just skip them, I worked HARD on those, I’m gonna use ’em every chance I get. Also, I can’t write crime to save my life, so I worked around it. Enjoy!
Dedicated To: yaoi_anti_drug , who sadly had no time to write this and speculated about it with me instead.
( The few surviving Samurai surveyed the battlefield ... )
Title: I Do
Rating: PG-13-ish (nothing hardcore, no swearing, hints of dub-con.)
Word Count: 477 (approximately)
Pairing: Mylar (Mohinder/Sylar)
Summary: ... officially, now, this was an affair …
Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes, Tim Kring and NBC do. The characters Mohinder, Sylar, Molly, and Matt Parkman were not invented by me. This drabble was written for the enjoyment and amusement of myself and fellow Heroes fans, no profit involved, blah blah, please don't sue me, it was hard enough to scrounge up the cash to pre-order S2 ...
A/N: I know, I know, I haven’t written Mylar in MONTHS, and for that I am sorry. I was kidnapped by all things Whoverse, please forgive me. Now that Doctor Who S4 is over, however, I'm going to be getting back into the Heroes swing of things. (September can't come fast enough, in my mind!)
Title: Use What God Gave You
Rating: R for swears, violence, and lewd suggestions
Characters: Sylar, Mohinder, and Molly. Noah, Claire, and Elle (teams of three)
Genre: Speculative Volume III
Pairings: Mylar and Eclaire (please squint)
Word Count: 1,727
Warnings: Watch Heroes, Seasons 1 AND 2. Otherwise, it’s not safe here for you here.
Disclaimer: If any of us owned Heroes, Claude would not have left.
Summary: Mayhem at the Company! Femmeslash? Perhaps!
My Thoughts: I know I haven’t posted any slash in forever and I haven’t been reading fics but I was at a funeral last week and tomorrow/today play rehearsals begin. This was mostly written between nine-in-the-afternoon and one-in-the-morning, so bear with my mistakes and please point them out, I had no time for a beta! (Just you wait, aussievamp …)
THIS IS A ONE-SHOT!
Femmeslash peppered throughout … if you’re lucky I’ll find a way to include Claire and Elle’s Motel-Scene in some other fic …
(I’m posting a lot more stuff tonight: prepare to be BOMBARDED with bad Doctor/Master fanfiction!)
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language.
Pairings: Um … one-sided Mylar …
Genre: Speculative Season 2
Word Count: 876 I think ..
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should wait and watch the DVDs!
Disclaimer: If I owned Heroes, this would probably happen.
Summary: A new character tries to kidnap Molly.
My Thoughts: I heard about this new character, Elle, played by Kristin Bell, and apparently the first time we see her she’ll be ‘committing a serious crime.’ Decided to give that a Mylar-related spin. Thanks to cricharddavies from the IMDb.com Heroes chatroom fro reminding me that the character’s name was Elle. And this is probably my last fic posting before SEASON 2 … ominous, that.
Title: Regret Is Not A Luxury/Angels Of Death
Rating: R to be safe. Dub-con … I think … whatever almost-one-sided-Mylar is.
Genre: Angst, sadness and gloom, lots of flashbacks, icky smut.
Pairings: Mylar, Plaude, Claude/Sylar, Peter/Mohinder
Word Count: 2,628
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should be watching the DVDs! (Which I still don’t have … damn amazon.com and free shipping!)
Disclaimer: Uh … obviously I don’t own Heroes. Wish I did …
Summary: So a while back I was thinking: why not take my two favorite pairings and mix ’em up? … this is what happened …
My Thoughts: I know I’ve used ‘Arthur Rosemond’ before but I love the name and I’m lazy. This is a depressing and happy fic. Also the last fic I’ll post for quite a long time. School starts tomorrow (perhaps I’m going to college … then you guy’ll REALLY have to wait!) and Torchwood is coming to BBC America and I haven’t gotten my laptop fixed yet … hope you guys love this as much as I do. *bids farewell*
Title: I Miss You …
Rating: R to be safe.
Warnings: If you haven’t watched all of Season 1 of Heroes, you shouldn’t be here, you should be at nbc.com catching up!
Disclaimer: Uh … obviously I don’t own Heroes, because if I did, I’d have Mylar making out on screen instead of in slash fics or my twisted mind …
Summary: Sylar’s leaving Mohinder little gifts and notes … but it’s not crack
My Comments: Wrote this months ago, but never finished it. (I hate that I killed off Claude!) Wrote the ending and did some touch-ups here and there around one in the morning. Hope it isn’t too … odd or sudden or weird. Sorry, just wanted to clean up a bit.