Title: Heroes Pie-Wich, Part 3: Every Gal in Constantinople
Fandoms: Pushing Daisies and Heroes
Rating: PG-13 for sexual situations and a swear word
Word Count: 3,570 (aprox.)
Pairings: Ned/Chuck, Elle/Claire, Olive/Claire, Olive/Chuck, more
Characters: Ned, Chuck, Claire Bennet, Olive Snook, HRG, surprise guest star, mentions of many, many others.
Disclaimers/Spoilers: I only wish that I’d come up with the idea for Pushing Daisies, and I only wish that I could control Heroes. Sadly, I own neither, so please do not sue me, devote your time instead to sending ‘Save Pushing Daisies!’ letters to ABC or whoever will listen to our plight. I also don’t own the band The Might Be Giants. I also don’t own the company ‘Myrtle’s Herbals,’ which is a real thing but too perfect to not use. Spoilers for S2 of Heroes and S1 of Pushing Daisies.
Warnings: Me, writing femslash. Het love. A lack of m/m love. Bad Jim Dale impersonations. Dogs with plans.
Murder poorly executed attempts at suspense.
A/N: Claire is 18 in this. Nothing illegal going on here … except for the fact that I didn’t manage to drag Mohinder and
Sylar Gabriel in this chapter, and that this is TWO DAYS LATER than I promised *cries* I am so, so sorry, guys. And, room for sequels though there might be, I’ve got so much on my plate this spring that honestly, as much fun as this has been, don’t hold your breath. Skim the previouslies if you’ve read them already, and please enjoy!
Dedicated To: yaoi_anti_drug , who sadly had no time to write this and speculated about it with me instead.
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/101425.html#cutid1 – Part 1
http://aunt-zelda.livejournal.com/102247.html#cutid1 – Part 2
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